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1, I like children, and I like the process of being a child!

2, living in this era of grass mud horse, we must hold the attitude of looking for his sister with everything.

3. The season of black stockings flooding makes these thick legs feel awkward.

4, Wensi 3,000 is not as good as chest 4 beams, and a talented person is not as good as half a catty!

Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi.

6. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?

7. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

8. Who can not shoot for 90 minutes-Chinese national football team

9. We are good friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.

10, I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog run after me.

1 1, the wind is nice. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

12, hug is really a strange thing, obviously so close, but I can't see each other's face.

13, eat a little properly to lose weight.

14, my current relationship is to accumulate experience for my son.

15, you accompany me to jump off the building on the first floor, and I will accompany you to jump into the river in the desert.

16, don't think you are a gourd baby.

17, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

18, do your parents know that you are so awesome at school? They told us how to be great!

19, I saw you hide yourself with a leaf, but I smiled and brushed the dirt off your body.

20. We can't be born together, but we can hurt each other for life.

2 1. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

22. Now it is discovered that it is not Kotaro who never leaves the wolf, but the wolf has a villa.

23. It's hard enough to drink dichlorvos. If I have another bottle, it will collapse even more.

24. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

25, a winter vacation is only 20 days! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

26. I heard that you are rich, and you still recognize Jiro as your master.

27. Don't play dumb in the lush years. This is not good.

Everyone pretends to understand, but only a few idiots still don't understand.

29. It was very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

30. Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid in your studies?

3 1, who says country crows are generally black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

32. Excuse me, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

34. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.

35, the dress should be loaded with connotation, coquettish and tasteful.

36. In that year's homework, one person was wrong, and as a result, the whole class was wrong.

Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.

Do I really love you? I just want to say: you will know later!

39. They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.

40. Prerequisite for marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead.

4 1, your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

42. In those days, prostitution was due to lack of money, but now prostitution is due to lack of men.

43. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

44. I was raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!

45. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind.

46, dreaming, everything is possible.

47. If there is a power failure, I will come to you. Why? Because you can shine.

48. Admit your mistakes and never change.

49. Who said the teacher was sorry for the abbot? Has anyone considered the feelings of Taoist priests?

50. Close your eyes and fantasize about growing old with you. Tears streamed down her face.

Actually, I don't like loneliness at all. Why does loneliness always come to me?

52. I hate Qin Shihuang. He burned the book but didn't finish it.

53. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

56, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness.

There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

58. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.

60. I am a rich second generation, and I am a negative second generation. .

6 1, you can't even buckle up if you are fanned against the wall.

62. There is a heaven in the world, so let it clean you up!

63. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

64. I said: Have a life outside of work! So, my wife told me that I could have this. So: I work overtime!

65. When we have money. I want to buy two lollipops. Look, I'll eat one and I'll show you one.

66. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

Don't say that the wolf didn't eat mutton in 2007. Cats and mice have stopped eating mice since 2007.

68. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she has power; A bad woman is like an airbag. Once she uses it, there will be a crisis.

69. My computer and I have the same language. When I am gentle with it, it will collapse. Makes me extremely excited.

70. In the past, both young masters and young ladies were served by others, but now they are dedicated to serving others.

7 1, the mosquito was really angry after biting you, but even more angry was that it bit you, but you couldn't find it!

72. The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

Please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. In today's speech, at least 200 kilograms of tomatoes were thrown on the stage.

74. Get up every morning and shout: Fuck Japan. This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

75. I gradually found that people are goblins. Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue.

76. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day, I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: one more bottle.

77. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him. If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

I thought that as long as I was as black as coal, no one would recognize me, but I was wrong. I was completely wrong. Now I'm shiny black.

79, strayed into a barber shop, teased the shampoo girl in every way and refused. After the haircut, I gave 20 yuan change. The shampoo girl admits that she has no change: touch three, keep the change!

80. I can't help playing with my mobile phone when I study in the evening. I haven't studied at night for a long time. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the light. As a result, children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away.

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1, in fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents! 2. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.

You should stop losing weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.

No matter how much I love you, buying a diamond is the real thing.

6. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you used them to roll your eyes and waste resources.

7. Broad and profound, concise summary of the essential elements of being an excellent woman and an excellent man!

8. whether the coat is clean or not, others pay attention to the collar, and the wife pays attention to the pocket.

9. Life is like playing with an angry bird. If you can't pass, you will inevitably be laughed into a pig's head.

10, if you want someone to remember you, the best way is to borrow money from him and not pay it back.

1 1, I laughed when I heard the weather forecast that it would cool down. This is not cooling, it is simply quick freezing!

12, yes, I just like you so much that I'm afraid.

13, I will play with anyone who dares to disturb my homework again.

14. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

15, I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.

16, missing becomes a compulsory course every day.

17, when others point at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly.

18, you never know how ugly you are without confession, and you never know how bad your character is without borrowing money.

19, my shadow is superimposed on you, and your eyes reflect the light that warms me.

20, wear shoes and socks, generous and honest. Hair is like juice grass, don't go to the hair salon.

2 1. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

22. Love is like a movie. When the film was over, everyone broke up.

I don't expect you to comfort me. As long as you don't sprinkle salt on the wound, I'll be grateful.

Even if the world ends, you won't come back to me.

You say you like the sea, but in fact you like the waves.

26. If people like me suddenly become gentle, there must be a conspiracy.

27. How did you die? Not so poor as to die.

28. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

29. This scene ended in prosperity, but it was not beautiful, nor did it pour out my country, but it poured out all of me.

30. Who knows how long it takes a free and easy person to cry?

3 1, I blame myself for being too young to distinguish between people and dogs.

Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

33. Women now: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

34. If possible, be stronger. Envy is better than pity!

35. Two people who are too alike either love each other very much or hurt each other.

36. Principal, if you use this air conditioner safely, it will be sunny. If it is not safe, be careful when you go out at night!

37. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

38. Wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the right age and marry the safest person.

39. There is a friendship that is no less than love. It is not ambiguous, but blue.

40. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

4 1. Today's era has ruined the era of being a good person.

42. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

43. In the workplace, you should be like Conan. There is a domineering attitude that I let others die wherever I go.

44. Life is like a super girl, and all the men who carry it to the end are pure men.

45. People who are too simple will never be able to do those math problems with their heart and won't win math!

46. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

47. There is a sad name. This math problem is beyond my understanding of Chinese.

48. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

49. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day while I am still young.

50. Dude, I gave you the forever silent award.

5 1, sometimes, just like suffering from depression, you will suddenly feel uncomfortable.

Take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her run out in class.

53. No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own! Me! Don't! Do not like it!

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

55. Happiness is to look at your watch when you wake up every morning, but you can sleep for another half an hour.

56. I tried to be an interesting person, and as a result, I went astray and became a funny contrast.

57, mobile phone, I'm sorry for pressing you every day!

58, amorous feelings of women are lighters, women who don't understand amorous feelings are fire extinguishers.

59. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

60. There is no unfairness in love. Falling in love with someone you shouldn't love is a permanent sigh.

6 1, you will get diabetes if you listen to sweet words too much.

62. Other students' photos can be used as wallpaper, and my classmates' photos can only be used as expression packs.

63. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

64. The temperature of your palm is not high, but it is enough to warm me.

65, children cough badly, most of them don't want to go to school to install, just have a meal.

If I don't carry my schoolbag, I can even draw with you.

67.are you deaf? Well, I didn't listen to anything you said. I really take you as transparent.

At that corner, I saw a blind man chasing a lame man.

69, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting can't, washing and cooking are too tired.

70. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

7 1, these days, there are not twenty or thirty papers in my hand, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

72. The stupidest thing is to mistake the likes and dislikes of others for love.

73. You live firmly in my heart, so I can't escape.

74. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you are obviously single, but others think you are not single.

75. Fish lives in tears of water, but dies in the arms of the chopping board.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

I want to let the whole world know that this fish pond has been contracted by you.

78. I would rather let China have no virgins than Japanese virgins.

79. Home is not a haven for men after wandering! A woman's body is.

I knew I didn't sleep well last night as soon as I had math class!

8 1, such a strong wind, girl, my hair is really all kinds of postures, swings, surges and waves.

82. You are my Youlemei in winter and my popsicle in summer.

83. Life is really ironic. A person will actually become what he once hated most.

84. Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld.

Modesty is also an art, let's do this art well together!

86, a face of excitement, like drinking urine candy.

87. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

88. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.

89. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, and the characters are wrong.

90. I want to miss you on the scattered stars; May the starlight shine into your window and sleep with you.

9 1, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

92. Men are not bad and women don't love them. Men are not hooligans, and their development is abnormal.

93. I really admire Zhao Ting. I didn't say anything about the head change in these films, so I can't do it.

94. Thin clothes and stripped meat are called animals, and you did it.

95. Whose daughter lent it to me, and I'll pay you back next year.

96. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?

97. The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and the cows work overtime to knock on the computer.

98. In winter, wear only one glove. Because I can hold the other hand.

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1, I finally understand, I can't turn back, people have to look at money when they are alive. 2. Love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, and lovers are looking forward to the morning. How are you?

3. I miss you when I can't see you! When I saw you, I was so mean!

4. My family name is me, my first name loves you, my word misses you, my first name knows you, my scientific name loves you, my childhood name misses you, my title dreams of you, and my pen name loves you. Actually, my real name is teasing you.

The bed was wet when I was a child, wet when I was a child, wet when I got married, and wet when I was old.

6. Install traffic lights at intersections to guide cars and the elderly. There are cars everywhere in the street, and the frightened aunts are shaking all over. I advise you to be a watchman, not for your children and grandchildren.

7. Now everyone says it's good to be a monk. Being a monk is full and supportive. If you have money, you will be happy. If you have nothing to do, you will open a chain temple. It was a nice day.

8. A boy can hardly break up, but he is good at how to force you to break up.

9. If I have the chance to go back to the past, I won't go back because I still have you.

10, the road ahead is so far that I often feel at a loss!

1 1, don't make me angry! Or a tofu will knock you out! Drag it out and feed it to the pervert!

12, sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

13, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

14, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

15, call the emperor with the ministers, absolutely not! Please think twice! Make a wake-up bell, so that you will feel a sense of mission and guilt when you stay in bed every day.

16, so Superman died like this. It was so cold that he flew and froze to death.

17, flip a coin, surf the internet head, sleep at the end, stand up and do your homework.

18, the explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

19, I saw you fall down in the street that day, and you were worried to death. I hope the reality can be like the internet, and I can click on the praise in the lower right corner.

20. I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

2 1, endless acacia blood and tears cast red beans, endless spring flowers bloom all over the building.

22. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I have time.

I cry because you love me too much, and I laugh because you care about me too much.

24. When you said how awesome you are, it suddenly occurred to me that Aoi sora said she was a virgin.

25. Do we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand to the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

On hearing the bell, a large group of windy children rushed out of the classroom.

27. When I am bored in the classroom, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

28, in fact, I have long wanted to get rid of the problem of swearing, but the group of teasing around me always makes me can't help it!

29. I once liked her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

30. I will go. Who are the fast men this year? They look as if they were joking with the singer.

3 1. The story of Meng Mu's three moves actually shows that she has a good son. If I were you, it would be useless to move it a hundred times!

32. Why do people come to my house, and I serve like a grandson, while I go to other people's houses, but I am as restrained as a grandson. What's the matter?

33. I am convinced that a boy will come into this world because he was tortured by me.

34. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?

35. I have fallen. I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer.

36. Time tells me that the era of irrationality has passed and it's time to pretend.

37. Some people say that they will kill the teacher with homework, as if you can switch to the action industry.

38. Throw away what you can't keep as far as possible. You might bump into something and bounce back.

39. Mix and match is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

40. Gently, a fallen leaf floated into my heart, occupying all my heart. Slowly, my heart drifted away with the fallen leaves, and I can't get it back.

4 1. Recently, people always praised me for being handsome. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

42. If beauty can really be eaten as food, my beauty is probably the rhythm of starvation.

43. There are two ways to avoid being trampled by others. One is stronger, and the other is shit!

44. The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

45. One day, I changed the automatic reply to and then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.

46. Without a strong master, don't think you can bite just because you are a dog!

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

I don't expect you to comfort me. As long as you don't sprinkle salt on the wound, I'll be grateful.

49. I woke up in the morning thinking I had grown up, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

50. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

5 1, the flower of love is wasted, and it will rest if it flows. It's hard to stop until the end of time and heartbreak.

I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment.

53. Oh, how can I solemnly bow and scrape to people with high positions and powers? Anyway, you spent ten dollars.

Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, and there is the Great Wall!

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

56. Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and finding ten dollars is happier than getting married.

57. Model husband: Model daughter-in-law has the final say. If the wife wants to eat cake, she likes porridge. As soon as his wife stared, she stood against the wall.

58. I laughed when someone said I was handsome. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.

59. Never count sheep if you can't sleep at night, or you will have a hungry dream.

60. What are you staring at your joy beans eyes? I'm not the one you can stare at.

6 1, the most humble but sentimental, the coolest and thinnest but human. Thank you for your smile. I can't see your heart clearly.

62. If you yell at a bitch in the street, it's definitely higher than asking a beautiful woman to turn around!

63. The oldest Chinese New Year sentence: If you don't accept gifts this year, you will receive melatonin!

64. Smoking, drinking, playing mahjong and falling in love with the Internet. Crazy with you, surfing with you, uh-huh until dawn. I patted the powder and kissed it in the middle of the road. Take a shower, blow bubbles, and sleep with your wife.

65. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

66. I remember when I was in middle school, in the mid-term exam, the class teacher came into the classroom with a paper and said the first sentence. I dare not bring a lighter now. Do you know why? Everyone froze, and as a result, he said, I'm afraid I set you all on fire!

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

68. A good life: a bowl of mala Tang, a bottle of tadpoles and a small accommodation.

69. Be nice to your girlfriend when you find her. Don't hurt her, bully her or let her down. After all, she is blind.

70. I forgive scum for dressing up beautifully and frowning with a fountain pen just to help Xueba get to the bottom.

7 1, late at night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a gloomy smile, Rejoice is so confident!

72. Meet the right person at the right time and place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.

Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me why the dog sticks its head out of the window when sitting in the car. Xiaoming: SB, if you were put in a car full of dogs, you would stick your head out of the window! Teacher: Get out!

74. When meeting a customer for the first time, the customer reaches out and shakes hands. When I was nervous, I took out a pair of scissors. The scene is so embarrassing.

75. The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

76. I only had a nosebleed once, but I still mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

77. Other classes have good grades and good discipline, and are liked by teachers, while our class is nothing more than high value.

78. The weather has been very bad recently, and there are often heavy rains. Expert advice, pay attention to disaster prevention, dry bedding in time when the weather is good, then wrap your head tightly and enjoy the exposure.

Recently, everyone on campus is saying that someone fell asleep in the toilet. Every time I hear someone say, I will sneak up, either like to join in the fun or want to hear what happened after I fell asleep that night.

80. Tomorrow is the last day of National Day. Everyone will see the National Day finale, staged by the majority of student dogs: copying seven days of homework in one day.

8 1, the crowd looked for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

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Funny personality signature 1, miss, can't you raise yourself a little? Who are you looking at so cheap?

2. A woman can have no taste, but she can't have no vision.

3, girl, I am a female man, better than hiding behind a man.

4. If you don't choose to be strong, who will you show weakness to?

Since you have chosen to love me, I won't allow you to leave me again.

6. Are you bored? I happen to be bored, too If we are bored together, it will be more interesting.

7. I will always fly against the wind. Not afraid of being stopped, but afraid of turning yourself in.

Please don't talk nonsense. Do you know what others think of you?

9. I can live by memories, so I will be as happy as you leave me.

10, don't think how noble you are. Everyone is fine without you.

1 1. You can love any woman, but you can't stop me from loving you.

12, even if you are no longer with me, I will still inadvertently think of the past.

13, tell me ten words. If I don't bring dirty words, then I don't know your name.

14, everyone is working hard, but I stay at home and eat wowotou.

There are not many people I love in the world, but you are the only one.

16, I will look up to the future with pride, but I will never look down at you.

17, I can't see the future, but I have never been too low.

18, I'm just used to having you, but I don't have to have you.

19, actually very simple, why do you think it is so complicated?

As long as I can forget you, I won't give up any chance.

2 1, no one loves me, I will love myself; Nobody loves me, I will love myself.

I don't have time to hate people who are insignificant to me.

I just don't want to see what once belonged to me now in someone else's hands.

24. It's not that I don't have a background, but I don't want to play big cards.

If you choose to leave, please don't regret it and come back to me.

26. No matter how beautiful the oath is, it is not worth saying, fool, I will always be there.

27. You will never understand my sadness, because you are a heartless person.

28. Life is like a war. I seem to be unified. Let yourself have a rest.

29. I only love those who love me, and the insincere ones are gone.

30. When I choose, I won't regret it.

3 1, I like my hairstyle, and I feel like I just have a look.

32. Can't you see that I am very careful with you? I'm afraid you won't like me

I can't help suffering, but I can't see the happiness I want.

34. If you are too cheap, I have to send you one more sentence: Fuck off! fuck/damn it

I know that if I want to forget you, I must start a brand-new relationship.

36. Uh-huh, uh-huh, dancing and wiping, moving all my sisters down.

37. As the saying goes, barefoot people are afraid of you wearing shoes. I don't think stepping on your foot will hurt you more than I do.

38. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

I am kind, but no matter how kind, I can't forgive you for being such a hateful person.

40. The right person will become friends sooner or later.

4 1, I am fine now, thinking about life quietly.

I'm not like you.

43. No matter how handsome you are, in my eyes, you are just a dog's tail grass.

44. Time left my love and only took away all kinds of dogs.

45. Girl, I was born proud, but I'm not your lover.

46. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible.

Look, I have my attitude. It's not your turn to call me a failure.

48. My hot ass sticks to your cold face to make you laugh.

Look at the lip prints of your love and you will know how crazy last night was.

50. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.