There is no solution in mathematics.

1. I seem to be allergic to paper and feel uncomfortable every time I do my homework.

Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.

There is no fate between you and me. Look at my face value.

4. The school canteen perfectly explains what it means to drag the hall for two minutes and queue for two hours.

The boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, and the proprietress gave him a leg. I felt so loving in an instant that I couldn't bear to disturb them. I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.

6. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

7. Maybe in a few years, someone will say: I watched your children grow up in a circle of friends.

8. I can take candid photos, but I warn you, use a beauty camera.

9. Other students' photos can be used as wallpaper, and my classmates' photos can only be used as expression packs.

10. Some people say that they are happier to find that the person they like likes likes you than winning 5 million, but I still prefer winning 5 million.

1 1. I haven't lost weight because of your "take care" for so many years.

12. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory will turn off the whole floor.

13. Why are so many homework teachers willful? We accept our fate.

14. There are two kinds of creatures in the world who can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

15. I was playing with my mobile phone on the road today and bumped into a foreigner. I said fuck, and the foreigner said fuck. Then we looked at each other and left silently.

16. You should be better than anyone, but you have a mobile phone.

17. You said you liked me? ! Actually, at first, I actually, uh, told you that I actually liked me.

18. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I bumped into the wall. /Xi Xue/

What kind of experience is myopia? The whole world is a mosaic.

20. An aunt got on an air-conditioned car and put a dollar in it. The driver looked at her and said, two dollars. Aunt nodded and replied: well, cool! The driver said again: Throw two pieces! Aunt smiled and said, young man, you are cool without a head! Say that finish, aunt walked to the back of the car. The driver said, "Put two dollars in, and the aunt said," It's cooler in the back!

2 1. You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will try my best to make your mood worse.

22. Because I'm afraid of the dark! Therefore, from small to large achievements are not good! What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark? Dare not look at the blackboard

23. The most romantic thing I can think of is to have dinner with you, and then you pay the bill.

24. Some people like to take advantage. As soon as they heard that there was a discount for painless abortion, they wanted to have children at once.

25. On a sunny weekend, you were sitting quietly in a coffee shop reading your favorite book. Suddenly, a magnetic male voice interrupted your thoughts: Are you alone? You look up, a handsome man, with no rhythm, and you pretend to be calm: well, alone. The handsome guy looks at you more tenderly after hearing this: then can you sit alone, me and my girlfriend?

26. Give you three choices: First, be my wife. Second, be my woman. Third, be my wife. choose

27. I have acne because I am handsome and bubbling.

28. The teacher always preaches for so long, but forgets what we have studied for so long and the teacher hasn't seen yet.

29. As a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

30. It was expensive to buy clothes that day, the salesman said with shame. No money to buy here? Me: You have money and still sell it here?