Roommates get together and talk about humorous phrases.

1. Some humorous jokes of roommates 1. The class teacher was absent from the evening self-study, and the class burst. Suddenly the headmaster came in through the back door and scolded us. Suddenly the board was silent. Here we go. . . He came in from the front door again, nodded and said, your class is really good and disciplined, unlike that one just now!

A roommate in our dormitory got up in the middle of the night and asked us for food, so I gave him an old jar. Who knows that there is no hot water in the dormitory, so he takes out five candles in his bag to cook! ! Unexpectedly, he really cooked it. Suddenly, he shouted, "Why isn't there a fork!" "It's not difficult for him. He took two ballpoint pens as chopsticks. Finally, the ballpoint pen leaks oil when heated. . . A bucket of hard-made noodles was destroyed like this.

A college student seldom attends classes, but he comes to the classroom early on the day of the exam. After finding a seat and sitting down, he made friends with a young man sitting next to him: "Dude, I'm counting on you in the future. Lend me one! " The man said, "No problem." The students are secretly happy. After a while, the exam bell rang, only to see the man stand up, take out the test paper from his bag and start handing out the papers. ...

2. Let's talk about the mood of eating at a party. Tell me about the mood of a party for dinner: 1. Students get together in groups of three and five, looking for familiar happy feelings in the depths of memory. Everything on campus has gradually become clear.

What evokes memories is the feeling of concentration in our * * * room, walking side by side, talking and laughing, chasing figures in the sports field, dribs and drabs of memories and smiling. It's another reunion of old classmates. Time flies, but my feelings have not changed.

Late at night, my friend called me with confidence. I can't imagine how painful he was crying on the other end of the phone, a boy.

I hope he can sleep, thank you for trusting me! 4. The former brothers studied together, fought together, bled together and picked up girls together. The days when they were in trouble together were unforgettable. 5, the party will have friends who haven't left for two years. Friends will walk together all their lives, really soon. Those days will not forget to remember that they are friends in their hearts.

6. The party is a reunion, which consolidates and deepens the past friendship. This emotion is divorced from status and economic background, and we are still classmates at the party. 7. Jiangshan fights together and lives together.

Together, brothers, continue to be brilliant 8. The party is a reunion, which consolidates and deepens the past friendship. This emotion is divorced from status and economic background, and we are still classmates at the party.

9. Every stage of the past and present will be a time to miss in the future. Think about it. Isn't it wonderful?

It's not that my feelings are weak, but that I can't go back if I nag again. After a long time, I'm used to it, and I don't often mention it, but I still miss it. I hope I won't miss this year's party.

10, it is best to get together once a week. No matter family members or friends and colleagues, there will always be gains in communication. 1 1. Have you spent more time at parties recently? It's time to go to work, let's get together; There are more chances to throw up on the wall, right? At work, there is a buddy who never lets you hold the wall; There are more opportunities to build the Great Wall at night, right? Forget it tonight. We are still on duty.

First day at work, I wish everything goes well and always be the best! 12, the years are like songs, which interpret our colorful life, and the vicissitudes are like dreams, suddenly casting eternity. Once upon a time, the figure of that figure seemed like, vaguely vague, recalling the past, recalling the past.

However, however, white hair can't hide the truth, and wrinkles can't stop smiling. I cry for the fleeting time, for the vicissitudes of life, for the unchanging truth and for the unchanging smile.