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Self-portrait temptation talk about daquan

1. In retrospect, I just looked at myself like a passer-by.

You are a treasure when I hug you, and a scum when I throw you.

3. Hehe, I know. You don't love me.

The unhappiest people in this world are those who know that Dachuan thinks too much.

This is a habit. You forgot that you're leaving now. I didn't cry and I didn't regret it.

6. You have a face I love, but I have a face you don't love.

I love you as much as you love her.

8. People who are immune to all poisons are incurable and bruised. Only tomorrow.

9. I accidentally downloaded you to my heart. Now, it informs me that this file cannot be deleted.

10, when I walk into your city, I don't want to leave a systematic memory of the whole city; Living in your heart, I want to spend the rest of my life in peace.

1 1. What I fear most is that you separate me, but now I'm not afraid of anything.

12, not all feelings, but we can walk away together when we are good.

13, because the character is too tough, inflexible, stubborn and weak.

14, everything started well because I saw you more now.

15, I'm afraid no group will overthrow my world directly and meekly like you.

202 1 mood: He just took one more look at you, but you put a movie in your heart.

1. Either you are always proud of being single, or you are dedicated to only one person.

Everyone told me to take good care of myself, but no one said I would take good care of you.

I passed your joys and sorrows, but it had nothing to do with romance.

Never forget it, just pretend that it doesn't matter, secretly miss it.

I can barely wear a dress I don't like and make a friend I don't like, but love is a lifelong thing and I need to be comfortable.

6. He just looked at you one more time, but you put a movie in your mind.

7. This is a good age to lean on my desk and talk about my future and dreams.

8. If you are serious, you will lose; If you are always serious, you will win. /Shuo Shuo/

9. The truth is often hidden in jokes, but you just don't know it.

10. Nothing to complain about. Every step today is to pay for every choice before.

1 1. Find a person like the sun to help you bask in all the meaningless confusion.

12. I fell down after only one look, but I spent my whole life thinking about it.

13. Know how to accept, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's departure.

14. I like it for a long time, and I feel that he is mine as long as he has no object. QQ mood

15. When I was very young, I thought the most romantic thing in the world was that a person ran a long way to see another person, and it still does.

16. I am a wonderful person, why should I run into other people's lives as an episode?

17. For a possessive person, apart from absolute possession, it is parting ways.

18. If someone cries for you, remember to take her home.

19. I want to be free, I want to walk alone, I want to close my eyes and fall asleep.

20. You know my friends through me, and then you play better than me. In my eyes, this is the poacher.

2 1. The sun is shining, but it doesn't shine for one person like a candle.

22. I accept everything arranged by fate, but it doesn't mean I have to do it according to the arrangement.

23. What you care about will torment you.

You don't have to take the initiative, but don't move when I take the initiative.

25. Don't be too anxious to fall in love with someone, and don't be too quick to get to know someone. It comes and goes fast.

26. If I had known being so tired, I wouldn't have been paranoid.

27. seduce me if you want to know anything, and I will accept it.

28. Being alone for a long time and having the company of others will be troublesome.

29. People who don't care about you don't bother, they lose their smiles and dignity.

30. What do you mean by letting go? That is, one day, when you face your past embarrassment again and you hate angry people, your quiet heart will stop thinking, face it calmly and laugh it off. Even when others repeat your past misfortunes in front of you, you seem to be listening to other people's stories without a ripple in your heart. Put it down, that's all. Classic joke: since I saw you in the crowd, later, I was blind.

1. The transsexuality in Thailand and the cosmetic surgery in South Korea are not as good as the beautiful pictures in Xiu Xiu, China!

Only by sticking to what others can't stick to can you have what others can't have.

When sweeping the floor, the teacher said: School is your home. When sleeping in class, the teacher said: You should regard the school as your home.

4. Many girls were so cute before they met, but so fierce after they met.

Teacher, you don't have to bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

6. Your kindness is like a candy to others. It's gone after eating it. Your badness is like someone else's scar. If you leave it, it will last forever. This is human nature.

7. Don't judge me lightly. You only know my name, not my story.

8. Don't take all your concerns for granted, or the person who loves you the most will leave.

9. Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.

10. Learn to bask in achievements, the goddess basks in selfies, the local tyrants bask in money, and the models bask in figure. Let's bask in the sun.

1 1. If your opponent falls into the water. What should I do if you happen to be able to swim? Swimming around her.

12. I've been blind since I took one more look at you in the crowd.

13. When we meet an elder, it's not that we are impolite and don't want to address him, but that we don't know how to address him at all.

14. Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.

15. Friendship is such a thing. If you play well, it will be a small age. If you don't play well, it's a biography of Zhen Huan.

16. Turn on Xueba mode Sorry, your configuration is too low, and the system will automatically jump to Xueba mode.

17. Life is a never-ending performance. Each of us is an actor, but some people obey themselves and some people please the audience.

18. Toilets have become children's leisure areas these days.

19. Don't cry without me, because I'm afraid no one will wipe your tears.

20. It's not a bad man who wants to sleep with you, but an irresponsible bad man who wants to sleep with you.

2 1. The best revenge is not to destroy each other, not to destroy yourself, but to live happier than him.

22. When you really like something, but it hurts you, it is actually a test of whether you are persistent enough.

23. What would you do if I shared it with you? I'm going to find my ex-girlfriend right away, so I'm breaking up with you now. If you share it with me, you are my ex-girlfriend.

24. Make a mistake for the first time, make a mistake for the second time and make a mistake for the third time.

25. I have two selves, one is cold and the other is warm. I will treat you as you treat me.

26. Boys usually don't like to quarrel or take the initiative to quarrel, but they are best at making girls can't help quarreling with them.

27. We are all like children, fooling around because we depend on you; Be polite, because you are an outsider.

I sincerely declare my love and meeting you is the beginning of all my wonderful stories.

1, I love your appearance and your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, I want happiness to be with you at most. As long as you are happy, I am satisfied.

I like your smell and that little smile that caught me off guard.

A person who is very kind to you must have accumulated love for a long time.

Do you know what is the farthest distance in the world? It's not the ends of the earth, but I'm right in front of you, but you don't know: I love you.

You are so sweet that I really want to lick it.

It's strange that I can't hold anything except you.

7. When you fall in love at first sight, it's not your heart, it's your face. I want to see you all my life.

8. You are my favorite pig in the world.

9. Lost in the waves of the sea, stepping on the beach, listening to the sea breeze blowing through your ears, smelling the taste of nature, walking hand in hand with you through every center, leaving traces of lines.

10, some people can't say what is good, but no one can replace it. Some people can't say what's wrong, but they just can't do it.

1 1. I won't love you forever until the day you die. I will continue to love you until the second I die.

12, I want you to know that in this world, there are a group of experiences waiting for you forever. No matter when and where you are, you know, there will always be such a group.

Meeting you is the beginning of all my wonderful stories.

14, as long as you are willing, when you lose success and need a shoulder to shoulder, let me know and I will present it immediately.

No matter how many difficulties you encounter, no matter how many difficulties you encounter, I firmly believe that hard work can make life more joyful.