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The funniest name of wechat.

The funniest name of WeChat is 1, with a banana in its mouth.

Declare that I will die.

It's hard to disappoint Kobe @

It is said that the sea can swallow the tears of fish.

-Failure is success, Dad. %

Look for blackie to blow up the school o _ _ o

Sincerity does not exceed half a catty.

Beauty has been a demon since ancient times.

Night madness

I took a sip of salt and soda ... delicious!

Walk into this world with a pig.

The funniest name of WeChat is 2 ジ that youth does not commit two crimes.

If you are good, God is blind.

To tell the truth, the moon is curved.

Miss you, think of brain short circuit

I have an umbrella and a big head.

big head

A black sheep.

If the school collapses, it will be sunny.

My breasts are very small. My dad can't do it.

Milk is the mother,

Hu Yifei sticks out his tongue @

I am afraid of being lovelorn, so I am single.

Cungufan

Powerful little flat chest

The funniest name of WeChat is 3 shit-flavored fairies.

Centennial hall

Make a woman angry

Tang Bohu lit mosquito-repellent incense.

Cut the artery and drink the pulse ~

It is shameful for a bachelor to waste toilet paper.

A hard-boiled egg

Boom, boom @

If you like coughing, drink emergency syrup.

Meng Gong

Minors, please don't chat with me.

Treat me like a bully.

I'm cute.

I can be a man and a woman!

Elizabeth mouse

Chasing the sun on a pig

Uncle's fairy wand

Let me drown carefully.

I am dirty, but I am not colored.

24k female neuropathy

Five kinds of products with brick guards

Chrysanthemum gravel

Healthy air leads to air leakage.

The invention of spicy strips prevented me from being a lady.

A chrysanthemum smile

⌒ Small pollution leads to big pollution.

Forced to be honest.

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The funniest name of WeChat is 4 1. Some things are not done now | I will never do it in my life.

2. Find a schoolmaster to teach me math and physics | Find a scum to play house with me.

3, nerves like you and me | I know your nerves and me.

4. Handsome as ever | Beautiful as ever

How can I charm her heart | How can I charm his heart?

6. The opposite sex is only for reproduction | Same sex is only for true love on earth.

7. I can't get through |? Can't move.

8. Domestic BBK lighter @| Click where you don't want to click @

9. Mocha coffee, not a drop left | Mocha coffee, not a drop left.

10, my man is weird @| My woman is great @

1 1, stick to it for a long time.

12. If you want to wear a crown, you must lift my bangs.

13, small thick short legs | long beautiful legs

14, idiot, you are mine | idiot, I am yours.

15, old love and old addiction | old dreams of the elderly

16, I am a truly invincible beautiful girl | I am an invincible beautiful teenager.

17, I am your little monster. | I am your bump man.

18, only Tencent housekeeper will always protect me i | Only Tencent will call me dear I.

19, nobody loves me | I'm not human!

20, cut short hair without hairpin | no object to save traffic.

2 1, I am a "bed | I am" quilt.

23, reward you Tathagata palm me | gallop with me.

24, itchy shoulders, probably growing wings @! | The shoulder itches. You should take a bath @!

25, high-end atmosphere on the grade i | low-key luxury connotation I.

26. Only I am the most swaying | No one is more handsome than me.

27. After all, you like to conquer, but my name is Wang @| After all, you like hot and sour, but my name is Tang @

28, the high-end atmosphere is fooled @ Low-key luxury has internal injuries

29. Paris is dazzling at night | The cherry blossoms at night are beautiful.

30. Drive a tractor and sing love songs. | Sitting on a tractor listening to love songs.

3 1, honey, you are not convinced | wife, I will sing conquest for you.

32. Duck Egg Superman | Shit Superman

33. Don't teenagers dare to open their crotch when they get on two boats | Don't girls dare to go far when they get on two boats?

34.- People laugh at me for being too crazy |-I laugh at people who can't see through it.

35, ╭ A summer solstice goes early | ╭ A night of spring is over.

36. Cherish your beauty like a song | Cherish your face like wine.

37. Girl, get out of your world | Boy, go back to my world.

38, half elegant, half vulgar, half woman. | Half dream, half awake, half man.

39.∞ Crazy people have the emotional appeal of crazy people. |∞ A fool has his arrogance.

40. Good morning and evening, please bury the third child @| Good evening and morning, please welcome the fourth child in heaven @

4 1, it's me whose light bulb keeps shining | it's me whose mirror keeps reflecting.

42, tearing the answer is more painful than tearing the book | It is more difficult to find an avatar than to find an object.

43. Men tend to be murderous in their hips | Women tend to be murderous in their chests.

44. My son sounds like me to you | Nonsense. I am his father.

45. Yes, I miss what I took away; Yes, I regret what I left behind.

46. I illuminate the stars | I round the sun.

Miss, I marry you ┓| Sir, I marry you ┓.

48. Do you like big bear or little bear? I like both big breasts and small breasts.

49. Still can't let go | Still can't let go.

50. Flat-chested girls are frank and open @| Daza girls have a bright future @

5 1, Mom said she wanted you to be her son's wife | Dad said she wanted me to be her daughter's son-in-law.

52. Forcing people to force things to force style | Force life | Force life

I used to think I was crazy | Now I have forgotten my life.

54, my goddess, don't look, don't touch, don't talk | My male god, don't love, don't hook up.

55. I want to see it, but I can't. If you want to see it, you might as well not.

56, pain a dream | MengMeng dream a pain.

57. Knock on me | This is called Muyu.

58. There was a demon mirror in ancient times | Today there is cleansing oil.

The funniest name of WeChat is 5 1. I am in the hospital, you know!

2. It looks like a piece of shit

There will be a day when you are cheap.

4, labor and capital is a building.

5. Why are men not sincere?

6. Go to war with your schoolbag on your back

7. The monitor takes the lead in falling in love @

8. IQ goes home to sleep.

9. Flocculent snow embellishes loneliness

10, crazy and rude.

1 1, crazy compass one

12, eight catch eight catch eight catch eight catch eight catch fish

13, alas, stingy force you to see.

14, picking girls' small mushrooms.

15, covering the whole world.

16, peeking at the nose?

17, a god-like man.

18, domineering general attack Z.TAO.

19, labor and capital are good,

Goodbye, I don't love you anymore.

2 1, my deskmate is Yinbi @

22, Yuanyang playing in the water, both drowning

23, that nonsense love

24.reindeer! Salahail

25. I am popcorn.

26, network management, I want to add money.

27. jealousy that will explode

28. "Like a thief?"

29. Mathematics is used for hypnosis.

30, brag and don't look in the mirror!

3 1, Mé, three no products

32. Homework. Let's break up.

33. Stir-fried sesame seed cake

34. This hole belongs only to you.

35. Strong front teeth

36 years old, half crazy, half stupid.

37. Deer school grass &; Biancongcun

38. Friar Sand's oxhide shoes

39. Yuan goes against the sky.

40. Good hobbies

4 1, African handsome boy

42. Don't move. I have magic @

43. Count 2b one by one.

44. Watermelon has no summer. #

45. coquettish is just a kind of beauty

46. If my belt widens gradually, I won't regret it-

47. The retractor is used for hanging hair.

48. Ye Quan hates ignorant children.

49, you marry me to marry is pure fart.

50. Just don't die.

The funniest name of WeChat is 6 1, with pure tears.

2. approach in the distance

3, each has its own place and does not interfere with each other.

4. I swear │

5. Who lied to whom?

6. Maiden Valley

7. I don't want to go home

8, crab beauty,

9, broken bridge misty rain ζ acacia

10, love to the depths, people are lonely.

1 1, my heart hurts-

12, Ningxia, Mao Yu

13, loneliness will be sparse for a long time.

14, things are different, I can't guess.

15, the world of mortals is sad

16, advanced cardiac cancer

17, don't break up if you cry again.

No Quiero Volver A Casa

19, embrace the past

20. It's his repeated mistakes.

2 1, maybe I'm just a madman who is afraid of loneliness.

22. Why do you want to hold on to it?

23. Be your boy all your life

24. Mom says men are unreliable.

25. You are lonely and indifferent.

26. Who cheated who?

27. entertain yourself.

28. It's better to be a Doby dog than to talk about love.

29. Together つ

30. Leave your tenderness on your lips.

3 1, ╭ Why do you want to hold on to it?

32. People are not narcissistic, and the devil takes the hindmost.

33.shh! Listen to the sound of heartbreak

34, can't give up your gentleness.

35. Dependence/

36. The wells do not interfere with each other.

37. Lifelong vows

38, leaving me a desolate material.

39, get their hands on ACTS to stay

40. Are you jealous?

4 1, crab beauty,

42. Together つ

43, pull the four seasons

44. Get out of here, boy. I have a husband.

The funniest name of WeChat is 7 1. Looking at beautiful women again is to die.

What will you do if I die?

2. Missing is the pain of breathing.

Being fat is the pain of breathing.

My surname is Xue.

My heart and blood

4. Wow! I lost

Don't! Weighed it.

5. Be careful when opening your crotch, teenager.

Girl, watch your step on both sides.

6. If memory doesn't speak.

Time will blossom #

7. Ugly people should read more books.

No wonder you are the headmaster.

8, rob my male god to die early

Move, my goddess, all fall down

9. Girl, give me a smile.

Give the girl a smile.

10, you live in a world of flowers.

I live in the season of infatuation.

1 1, the male god Yaoyaoda I.

Goddess Mengdada I

12, Muyou fish balls

Muyou rough noodles

13, I wake up by myself every day.

Wake up handsome every day.

14, honey, go to the bowl.

Honey, come to your arms.

15, just want you to cheat.

I just want to rely on you.

16, nothing is good.

Drill into your heart

17, I'm not free.

I'm not free either.

18, mint dusk in youth

When the roses are quiet

19, Effie received the order.

I'm not available

Aunt, marry your daughter to me.

Uncle proposed to your son.

2 1, △ is worse than emotional beast animation.

▲ More chest than the murder weapon, animation

22. You are from the stars.

I come from orangutans.

23. Soldiers, the elderly and hooligans

Allen little angel

24. Soft sister has a diamond heart.

Tough guy has a tofu heart.

I love you.

Little monster, I refuse.

26. My daughter-in-law is a rich second generation!

My husband is a poor diaosi!

26, emp, crazy little girl

Electromagnetic pulse, crazy boy.

27.electromagnetic pulse, silly girl

Electromagnetic pulse, silly boy

Let's leave now. I'm sick.

Don't say that. I have medicine.

29, half step laugh epilepsy

Baibu Chuanchang Powder

I am a parrot, not a chrysanthemum.

I am the sword emperor, not the moon Lord.

The funniest name of WeChat is 8. One meter of sunshine and three inches of warmth.

Smile, also beautiful.

Don't be fierce without breasts.

Squat in the corner and draw a circle.

The bomber is teasing.

Sitting at the grave flirting with ghosts.

Shadow is the core of time.

From then on, moral integrity is a passer-by

I'm proud of giving up treatment.

Don't cry, don't make trouble, don't be willful

Hold up a sky alone.

I bent the moon.

Time, time, slow down.

Sister's tenderness has been given to the dog.

Young man, people don't make mistakes twice.

A room full of moldy mushrooms.

Zinc deficiency and calcium deficiency and your love

Weird and unloved

You hate ugliness when you use your face.

Only dreams remain in poverty.

Children with mental retardation are more fun.

Cry, make noise, show off

Three points sober and seven points drunk.

Accompany you from school to the palace.

Small three all collect waste products.

Why did the tractor hang itself?

Get calm and lose indifference.

Accompaniment from school uniform to wedding dress

Love for a long time is not tired, and love is deep and never gives up.

My father's daughter is very cute.

It is difficult to prevent menstruation day and night.

A sister, a sister for life.

I'm selling IQ.

Three years' dream is your shame.

Bomb the school and sing "3 songs"

Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person.

If you don't love me, you will ruin me.

I just want you.

I will take part in juvenile gambling tomorrow.

As gentle as water as your mother.

Sister, I am not born to act.

Naihe bridge agreement

The day when hibiscus blooms.

That little smile at the corner of my mouth.

Many bones of the motherland

You get old after a long time.

In addition, in addition, ho ho ~

Irretrievable pride

Laughing with tears hurts the most.

~ asking about your whereabouts.

Banana, you are not Nana.

Grow a face of beauty moles

Spend the rest of your life waiting for someone.

Dreaming of sailing, I got up.

My idea of a widow

Old boys in the deep alley of the ancient city

Dare to love, hate and give up.

The same scum.

Talk about labor and capital.

The absurdity of youth does not disappoint you.

Young people's hearts are cold before they get old.

You are sugar, sweet to sorrow.

It's hard to give up if your heart is not cold.

It used to be cold for mint teenagers.

Don't want to live and dare not die.

If you walk too coquettish, you will flash your waist.

Cut the artery and drink the pulse.

Heart like mint is naturally cool *

Mourn for the old people in the smoky city.

Life is a dream.

Miss Ben, you are not to be taunted.

"An out-of-control heart."

Remembering the dead. Innocence.

The sadness of black and white head portrait

Cold smoke, cold, light dusk and sadness

Not beautiful, not cute, not ladylike.

Children's newspaper without love

I am your passerby.

Cheap to the bone

My daughter's mother is very cute

Picking girls' mushrooms

I am the master of my own fate.

Su Yan Mawei sneakers

The ghosting repaired the memory.

Indiscriminate.

The road ahead is bumpy and never give up.

Half a dream hurts the most.

Don't be lonely.

No words, no explanation.

I don't regret falling.

Smile and ignore everything.

Accompany you to the end of the world

Angry, coquetry and shameless

Playing tiger and drinking.

Laughed till tears fell.

The funniest WeChat screen name 9 died of heartbreak | Miss me.

You are very capable of causing trouble | You are used to it.

∧ Summer of the year |∧. The fleeting bubble 2

Puppy love improves emotional intelligence @| Puppy love is harmful to health @

The most fascinating danger | The more dangerous, the more fascinating.

Love, love everything about me, hate everything about me.

People make fun of me | people are nervous about me

Stupid don't pull a few cute me | stupid don't pull a few cute me.

Hopeful to be beaten | disappointed to be beaten.

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I can't wait to get a heart | to avoid old blind dates.

Cowardly is not bragging | the train is not pushed |

The school uniform gets better as soon as you wear it @| The bar gets worse as soon as you enter it @

Listen to you, I'll be good | Listen to me, be good.

I'm chasing you. Why did you run away? Why are you holding a knife?

Wolf and Beauty | The Beast and the Cat

I'm hot and cold! Stop it! You're cold!

Wow, miss, you are so naive | Wow, sir, you are so naive.

Crazy for you | crazy for you

Dazzling and lasting △| ridiculously long ▲

の I looked up and forgot him |のI looked down at her.

Swear | promise | promise | promise | promise | promise | promise | promise | promise

Hope to win a person's heart, so as to avoid old blind date.

I am your donkey | I am your pear |

I can't feel that you are strong for me | I can feel that you are lying to me.

Long hair and waist are Zhen Zi i| Short hair and ears are meatballs I.

Never drown in the deep sea | Never die in a lonely city @

There is a trace of residual temperature between lips and teeth. | 丶の There is a little sweetness on the lips.

You are in my heart | Please forget me |

His lips ruined her purity | His hands ruined her body.

If one day I don't say love to you, then I must have left.

Stop. I want to rob! Stop it and go home and take your medicine!

I won't go there if you come here.

The light sinks at any time/|. Fall into time, fall into depravity

Do I love you or not | I think of you who don't want me.

Lovely little freshness | the heavy taste of hanging fried days

じ?ぴゼノ? |じぴぴゼゼノ.

I'm afraid it's too late | I want to hold you |

Therefore, only because of benzene and benzyl |||

Pretend to be persistent | pretend to be satisfied

Crazy girl @| fickle Kai Zi @

Turn on Xueba mode | Sorry, the battery is low.

Stop joking | SAO Nian, stop laughing.

Hold on tight | Let's hold on tight.

Eight minutes of warmth | seven seconds of memory

Don't go in August | Don't come to school.

The sun is not as warm as you | The stars are not as bright as you.

There is a kind of fear called starting school and a kind of nausea called homework.

Where is my tube top skirt? | I threw it away

My happiness/| gives you the greatest happiness.

What you have the right to enjoy is not happiness.

Slow-heating strange friends

I always miss the unbridled youth | I always recall the past.

School phobia i| homework procrastination I

I'm stupid but I'm loyal/| I'm ugly but I'm gentle/

Conquer me with homework singing | disturb me with test paper singing.

Mint heart? | Lemon Heart?

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I'm sorry she hurt you again | I'm sorry she is your happiness.

Appreciate your not too pedantic handsomeness | Appreciate your not too pedantic beauty.

What if I drown! You want me to kiss you, just say it!

Avadina | Azwagu

Loving you is a disease and I don't want to die.

Saying that meeting doesn't necessarily mean goodbye, saying that promises don't necessarily mean fulfillment,

Grow ugly | live long

Uncle Faceless | Lovely Aunt

Beautiful painting, | Xu Changsan thousand ink,

You got me drunk and didn't sleep with me.

Eternal promise | Eternal happiness

~ Love words in my heart? | ~ Where is the love story?

Dead vine crow | thin horse on the ancient road

╰゛ You are lonely | ╰゛ I am lonely.

Don't touch your head, you won't grow taller @| Fool, I can bend over @

"You are too tall for me to reach" | "Don't cry, I will squat down"

The last tear in my eye. The corners of the mouth, the last smile,

Weird girlfriend i| wonderful boyfriend I

Elegance refers to quicksand | Old age is a period of time |

Watermelon and Wolf | Wolf and Beauty

Adults talk, children don't interrupt | Children fall in love, adults don't interfere.

Y 1 waiting | Y 1 in love.

Notes jumping out of black and white keys, melodies hooked on guitar strings,

You look like a joke | You look like you haven't taken any medicine.

If the wound is not deep, it won't hurt.

Concave people always love me | I love little monsters.

Love for a long time is better than having me |.

Stupid don't pull a few cute me | stupid don't pull a few cute me.