The long vacation is over and I have to go to work.

1. I don't want to go to work for 30 days every month.

For a long time, there was not a day suitable for work.

3, overtime pay is called overtime, and no overtime pay is called liver donation.

On the first day of work, it is not only the mood but also the weight that matters.

If the longest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday, then the shortest distance should be from the beginning to the end of the holiday.

6. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is no good.

7. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

8. I can't earn a few dollars by working, and I don't have time to spend money by doing more jobs.

9. No matter how cheerful people are, as long as they go to work, they will still be greeted.

10, I have to work when I can make a living by looking good. I don't know who it is, but I am.

1 1, I want to work quietly and surprise everyone.

12, I can't catch up with the wind at work, and the dog can't catch up with me after work.

13, when the alarm clock wakes up, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable.

14. The three most uncomfortable things in the world: going to work, getting up early and going to bed early.

15, the rich woman in Beishangguang makes you cry, and the beautiful women in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai break your heart. Only I love you.

16, Justice can be late, why not go to work.

17, you want to get off work when you go to work, otherwise you don't want anything.

18, when the alarm clock rings, there are thousands of reasons to ask for leave in my mind.

19, I'm tired from work, but I can't cry because it's not safe to wipe my tears by riding an electric car.

20. Actually, I also want to fall in love, but I have to work during the day and work overtime at night. How can I love you? It took me ten minutes to get off work.