Love is deeply afraid of losing.

1, feelings are two people's business. One person has taken the initiative for a long time, and the other person is lukewarm. The person who takes the initiative slowly is tired and will not take the initiative! Not far from losing it!

2, people are often guilty, and what they can't get is always the best. I got it, but I didn't cherish it

If you love someone too much, that person won't love you.

4, love a person is too tired, take the initiative for a long time and hurt your heart. It is better to be good to yourself than to be good to anyone. Everything is a cloud.

5. Is it true? I don't understand and I don't want to understand. I've been confused all my life.

6. If you love someone too much, that person will not love you. Is that really the case?

7. If you love me, you won't leave. If you love me, you will come to me.

8. If a person takes the initiative for a long time, he will be tired. Where is the initiative and enthusiasm when he meets the next person? Only calm and cold.

9. True love is not the person who loves first, nor the person who has known for the longest time! But people who come and don't leave!

/kloc-0 0 If you really love me! You're not leaving! Take the initiative for a long time! You will be very tired!

1 1, feelings are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people. I cherish, I wait, but I get your ridicule. If you don't cherish it, why should I wait for you, give up you and give you the freedom you want?

12, the heart is not cold for a day, and the feelings are not weak for a day.

13, if you love someone, the sky will fall! Really love each other and never give up!

14, feelings are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people. No matter how persistent you are, you can't stand being ignored.

15. Because we love each other so much, we are all willing to be that fool. We silly love each other and cherish each other. If it is not easy, we will love them forever.

16, what if I cherish you now? What's the use of not keeping your word?

17, some things, I thought too much about my headache and figured out my heartache; Therefore, no matter what the result is, there is no need to regret it. If it is beautiful, it is called wonderful; If it is bad, it is called experience!

18, I often tell others not to think too much, so that I can be happy, but it is really hard to be heartless, not to think, not to ask, not to care.

20, people can't see clearly, the water is clear and there is no fish, and the five fingers are different in length, so why care about other people's eyes.

Feelings are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people.

1, in this world, whoever leaves can live, and only who is more reluctant than who.

2. The people who accompany you are not always there; Worrying about your heart is not doing nothing.

3, always pay, you always ignore; Occasionally, you will be filled with joy.

4, no matter how persistent you are, you can't stand ignoring it; No matter how hot the heart is, it can't stand indifference.

5. Don't wait for others to leave before you regret it; Don't wait for your heart to break before you rush to make up for it.

6. The swaying scenery is not necessarily the most beautiful; Never give up the feelings, is the most true.

7, the world is very big, and fate is not easy to meet; My mind is very small, and I have the heart to cherish it!

8, feelings, not overnight, nor can you leave for a while.

9. People's hearts are drifting away; Feelings are slowly fading away.

10, how many people leave is not concerned; I don't cherish how many feelings I have given up.

1 1, active, can't change your mind; Care about, don't pay attention to.

12, who has no eyes for you, why do you rest assured; You are not a part of love, so why do you want to fight for it?

13, people have dignity and cannot be trampled on; Only when the heart has perception can it know how to let go.

14, friends don't say it, but they have it in their hearts; Feelings are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people.

15, in life, not many people really care about us.

16, when you are proud, there are many people around you; Who hasn't gone far after frustration?

17, long time no see, people who are still concerned about you are the warmest; It is true to remember your heart when you are tired and sick.

18, don't pretend too much, as long as you cherish each other enough; Fate will not easily agree, as long as we are both here.

19, don't disappoint those who will be with you; Treating you with unnecessary feelings is not worth paying.

20, feelings are like this, fake to fake, sincere!

2 1, when you are in trouble, you can taste the warmth of human feelings; Only when necessary can we see through the true and false feelings.

22, has always been the quietest, perhaps the most sincere; Usually the most enthusiastic, perhaps the most fickle.

23, indifference, broke my heart; Put it into action, let's move.

24. Some things have been experienced, and there are gains and losses; Some people see it clearly and learn from it.

Only at the most critical moment can you understand who is a friend who really helps you and who is a stranger who doesn't care about you.

26. Feelings are not how well they are said, but how well they are done.

27. The more you care about a person, the more frustrated you are; The more you cherish a love, the more it hurts.

28, others didn't put you in the eye, why do you put it in your heart; Others don't care about you, why are you dead set?

29. Feelings are never maintained by one person, but cherished by two people.

30. Be tolerant of people, but never condone them; You can be single-minded about love, but you can't be persistent.

3 1, learn to turn around if you don't care; If you are not cherished, you must know how to give up.

32. Don't look at the scenery you can't see; No response, no.

33, often care too much about a person, you will lose yourself; Often too eager for success, you will lose your dignity.

34. I talked to myself a lot, just waiting for a busy tone; Looking forward to it for a long time, I only responded that I was very tired.

35. Actually, being busy and tired are excuses, and not loving is the real reason.

36. People who have you in mind will always take the initiative to find you; People who don't have you in their hearts always ignore you automatically.

37. What comes is not love, but pity; I'm not asking for emotion, but sympathy.

This is not your dream, but you must wake up again. If it is not your love, no matter how painful it is, it will break.

39. Feelings are inner feelings. A smile can deceive others, but you can't deceive yourself.

40, always because of the value, it will hurt; I'm always jealous because I care.

4 1, the more serious, the more sad; The more active, the more humble.

42. Love is never a matter for one person.

43. If you are always ignored, why be yourself; If you don't cherish it, why maintain it?

44. Learning to give up is the beauty of free and easy leaving and the charm of self-confidence.

45, time, don't waste on worthless things;

46, feelings, don't fall on people who don't know how to cherish.

47. Some take the initiative and some ignore it; Some care, some don't feel.

48, why use your heart to get sadness, and finally only chilling;

49, why use attention to save indifference, and finally only ignore it.

50. People who have you in their hearts will not make you wait for heartache; It's no use waiting for someone who doesn't have you in mind.

5 1, no one is worth it, you keep lowering your body again and again.

52, you are the only one, you must have the charm of self-confidence; You are precious, so live a noble life.

Love at first sight: Love is not cherished by one person, but kept by two people.

1, don't regret what you have done. I just regret that I didn't do some things when I had the chance.

2, love will not delay learning, if you find a good partner, it will make learning progress. What really delays learning is lovelorn and unrequited love.

If you decide to give up, please give up cleanly. Those who decided never to meet again really didn't. Do not betray yourself. If you want to love others, love yourself first.

4. You are my expectation and contradictory dream, catching the wind that I can't embrace, and I want to drink and am afraid of getting drunk.

It is easier to love someone than to wait for someone, and waiting for someone is more meaningful than loving someone. You chose to love yourself, then I can only choose to wait for you.

6. Most people who can't sleep at night have stories in their hearts or old friends in their hearts.

7. No one in this world will always be who is who. Some people are doomed to be hurt, some people are doomed to miss, and some people are always only suitable to live in another person's heart.

8. Time goes by like water, too hastily. Some stories were really written only yesterday.

9. People's hearts are drifting away; Feelings are slowly fading away. Friends don't say it, but they have it in their hearts; Feelings are not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people.

10, go the wrong way, remember to turn back; If you love the wrong person, you must know how to let go. People's hearts are relative, changing truth for truth; Feelings are mutual, warm your heart with your heart.

Double humor joke

Humorous jokes of two people (hot articles)

1. After dinner, my father became addicted to smoking. He stole it at the door when my mother was washing the dishes. Maybe he is too forgetful. He came in the door before the last bite was finished, just as my mother saw my mother: What are you doing? Dad: I didn't smoke! ! ! Mom: Then what are you throwing up? Dad: Floating clouds.

My daughter-in-law and I go to the bank to remit money. She will fill out the form first, and I will stop the car. When I stopped, I went back to the bank. When I saw my daughter-in-law's money leaking out of her pocket, I wanted to play a prank and pretend to steal it to scare her. As soon as I reached out, I was kicked 3 meters away by the security guard. ...

3. Bin Laden died on May 1 day, and Jobs died on May 1 1 month1/day. After that, China people took a long vacation, and world celebrities panicked.

Cats and pigs are good friends. One day, the cat fell into the hole and the pig brought the rope. The cat told the pig to throw down the rope, so it threw down the whole bundle. The cat was very depressed and said, how can I pull it up if I throw it down like this? The pig said, what else can we do? The cat said: You have to hold the rope! As a result, the pig jumped down with another rope and said, it's okay now! The cat cried.

5. China special train couplets: Part I: beer, drinks and mineral water; Bottom line: peanut and melon seeds eight-treasure porridge; Horizontal batch: Sorry, sorry! ! (@ Triumph at Midnight)

6. 1 pan = 1000 yuan/square meter It is said that General Pan played a new unit with humor: Pan. Dedicated to real estate prices, 1 pan = 1000 yuan /m2.

7. The family hired a new nanny. In the evening, the host told the nanny: Remember, my mother and I have breakfast at seven every morning. You have to ask the nanny to nod and say, Oh, I see, you eat first, don't wait for me, I won't get up until eight o'clock.

I woke up yesterday. . . IpHONE5 is gone. . . I woke up today. . Jobs is gone. . . Wake up tomorrow, the National Day holiday is gone. . . (@ Paris hipster)

9. The priest asked his parishioners: What do you want others to say when you are lying in the coffin? One person said: I hope others will say that I am a family-oriented person. Another person said: I hope others will say that I am helpful. The third person said: I hope others will say: Look, he seems to be moving!

10. In the morning, the mother came into the room to wake up her son: it's time for him to go to school! Why? Mom! I don't want to go ~ give two reasons why you don't want to go. The children don't like me and the teacher doesn't like me. So ... there's no reason not to go to school anyway Mom! You give me two reasons why I have to go to school! All right! First, you are 52 years old! Second, you are the principal. ......

Humorous jokes of two people (classic)

1. Just seven days is far from enough to express my love for my motherland! ! ! Request an extension!

2. In the examination room, classmate A winked at classmate B next to him because he couldn't do multiple-choice questions. After thinking for a while, classmate B pointed to the female classmate in front. . Classmate A immediately wrote a B on the paper. .....

I finally know why Jobs resigned. He must be thinking that I won't launch such a stupid thing!

4. Now, if Al-Qaida recalls the attack on the United States, it will be filled with remorse. If they had known, they would have easily bought America by waiting 10 years. (@ UK Netizen)

When I was a member of QQ, I got the function of a group. I think this should be the same as grouping, which is convenient for managing friends, so I built a mm group and added all the mm with good relationship, ambiguity and logo. Then I was miserable.

6. In the early morning of June 5th, Beijing time, 10, Apple released a new generation of iphone——iphone 4S, instead of the legendary iphone 5. It can be seen that many people's disappointment lies in: don't talk to me about technology, there is no new appearance, what can I do to force it! ! ! (@ Mu Rongaoao)

7. Someone was late for the meeting this afternoon, and the leader looked gloomy: What time is it? A: More than 2,300. Leader: I asked you when! A: At closing time. The leader said: Who made you late? A: China is safe, but China is not. The leader reached out a finger in a hurry: get out! I can't get out. China has fallen safely. . . . (@ Su Yu)

8. A boy asked a girl he liked to go up the mountain to watch the night scene, which was brightly lit and beautiful. Then a cool breeze blew, and the boy bowed his head and asked, Is it cold? The girl thought he was really considerate and replied with a smile: not cold, thank you! The boy said, can you help me take off my coat? I am so cold.

9. At the party, men talked about how to offend their wives. Finally, there are several old methods: kneeling on the washboard, kneeling on the keyboard and kneeling on the motherboard. A buddy bragged that his wife loved her, and he certainly wouldn't kneel like that. Everyone coaxed him to call his wife and repeated his choice. His wife said: how painful it is to kneel, how can you be so bad! We asked: Why are you kneeling? His wife was silent for a long time: kneel down and eat instant noodles, don't drop slag!

10. One day I went to an antique shop Taobao, and the owner saw that I was a wooden stick. So, a chat god knocked me out, and I said, just look around, it's all genuine! . I slowly turned to a pile of bronzes and suddenly saw a bust of Chairman Mao, which was old in style but full of momentum. I held it in my hand and played with it, only to find that there was money under the bronze statue seat. It says the imperial system during the Qianlong period.

Humorous jokes of two people (selected works)

1.2023, Putin and Medvedev are in a cafe. Putin said: I am old, and now I can't remember who is the president. Medvedev: Now you are! Putin: Oh! Then you should pour me a cup of coffee! Medvedev: Well, turn around and mutter: Forget it, I poured it for you when I was president (@ Guevara).

2. According to netizens, the bride price of Nana Jason's wedding is 37 million yuan. He Jiong10.7 million, Nicky Wu 3 million, Orfila 200,000, Du Haitao 200,000, Wang Han10.5 million, A Duo 660,000, yang shen10.2 million, Zhao Benshan 6 million, Yu entai 800,000, Chen Wei 500,000 and Wang Lixin/kloc-0.

3. Hey, man! Help me collect my clothes at night? If you don't accept it, come back and accept it yourself. Your uncle! Back to the dormitory at night, the clothes are already in the closet. Help me bring your sister dinner, don't ouch, will you? Before I left, I turned around and asked impatiently, What dare you yell at your girlfriend? Does she still cook for you? Summary: Being a good gay friends is a lifelong thing. (@ We like to tell one-liners)

I went out on business this morning and passed a stall with a key. I heard a MM ask the boss: Boss, can I have a key? The boss replied: Yes. Then, MM stood in front of the booth, and the boss looked at her. After a long silence, the boss couldn't help saying, where are the keys? Keys? Why should I come to you when I have the key? Boss: ........

In Chinese class, the teacher asked Xiaohua to make sentences with the Great Wall. Xiaohua replied: The Great Wall is very long. The teacher is unhappy: no, create another one! Xiaohua said: No, I'm not Qin Shihuang!

6. A classmate's state: I ate bad belly paper two days ago, and there was a thunderstorm in the chrysanthemum area.

7. Girl: Let's break up. Boy: Why? Girl: Android is easy to brush. I learned. Boy: But you can only brush Android Native. Girl: Boy: Didn't you know that Android phones can also brush Wp7 and iOS? Girl: Shit, I stopped talking.

8. Today's work is relatively easy. When passing by the front desk MM, MM said: You are so idle! I smiled and asked her: You lick me! MM has a messy face.

9. A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng. Powerful women are not necessarily attractive, such as extinct teachers.

10. How did the Changsha Municipal Government hold a meeting? Changsha leaders held a meeting, and the director of Xiangxiang Office called the roll: typical pig (telecommunications bureau)? ; A: Yes! A little pig (post office)? ; To! Call a pig (Education Bureau)? ; To! People are pigs (personnel bureau)? ; To! Mom is a pig (grain bureau)? ; To! Fighting pig (Land Bureau)? ; To! Old fighting pig (labor bureau)? ; To! Legging pig (Land and Resources Bureau)? ; To! Sleeping pig (local taxation bureau)? ; To! Sleeping pig (IRS)? ; To! My whole pig (Security Bureau)? ; To! Sleeping pig (Civil Affairs Bureau)? ; To! Call the pain pig (Transportation Bureau)? ; To! Steady punishment of pigs (Cultural Bureau)? ; To! Deaf pig [Agriculture Bureau]? ; To! Moderator: The pigs are all here. Now fly!