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How to be a smart old man when you are old?

First, be a silly person. If you want to be a smart old man, you must first learn to be a stupid old man. See through clearly, but don't say through. Look around, look around, don't just open your mouth. Times are different. Internet technology has made some glacier water emerge from the water surface. The old people at the tip of the iceberg have long lost their use value. Or cross the river like a pony. Use this piece on smart phones and learn more from young people. You have to pretend that you don't understand what everyone really understands. Be good at asking people stupidly in areas you really don't understand.

Second, be a cheerful person. The road of life is trivial except life and death, especially for the elderly. Many things happened when I was young, but at this age, they are no longer things. If you don't mind your own business, this is a good time on earth. It is inevitable that the old man will be in a good mood if he wants to be a wise man. I feel happy, my face is born from my heart, I am calm, I am not surprised by my emotions, and my joy and sadness are beyond my shape. The remaining years are not long, and there is no need to grow a face. I should stay happy all day.

Third, be a chubby person. Rich is hard to buy, old is thin, which is the brand image in difficult times. Smart old people's health is the most important. They should be physically and mentally healthy and not too thin. They are skinny, can't stand the disease and are chubby. When the disease strikes, human body fat can resist for a period of time, and they will be raised again after the disease. Old people should never be proud of being thin.

Fourth, be a slow person. My wife once twisted her feet on the steps of the bathroom in the high-speed service area, and the good attitude of the family to travel was also twisted. Smart old people should take my wife, a stupid woman, as a negative example. The old man's agility is not as fast as it used to be. Whether at home or outside, when you encounter a risky area, you must slow down and be careful to eliminate disasters. Negligence will easily lead to disasters. Old people's brains can be faster, and their calves must be slower.

Fifth, be a silent person. My temples are gray, and my relatives and friends are yellow one after another. Loneliness will come sooner or later. The wisdom of smart old people lies in that they have formed good habits before they are too old: it is not easy to get depressed in the alley where they get along with others. A gentleman has six skills, playing with fish and flowers, and choosing a silent hobby.