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"Daughter-in-law, why don't you bring me tea and water?" "Mother-in-law, I am not a free nanny."

My mother arranged a blind date to meet my husband. All the blind dates I liked before were rejected by her, but she was so satisfied with this ugly, short man who could not be found in the crowd. I don't understand her reason.

At that time, I meant I didn't like it, there was no eye contact, there was no spark in their eyes, and I didn't want to spend my life with him. But as soon as my mother opened her mouth, she said, "That's what you are looking for in a man. You don't need those fancy things at all. Men look ordinary and reliable, and other women can't make up their minds, so you can go through life smoothly. Believe in mom, mom is good for you. " I finally listened to her persuasion.

Other aspects of marriage are normal, but in the end, my mother asked for 200 thousand bride price, and my husband's family gave it without saying anything. To tell the truth, my mother's house was still a little too much, so she gave me some basic tableware and quilts. No piece of furniture or money is of any value. Finally, I calculated for myself that the cost of all these things added up to less than 1000 yuan.

In this case, I looked at the objects in front of me and thought about the ecstatic light in my mother's eyes when she got the bride price from his house. I understand why my mother likes my husband so much, which may be the reason.

His home is very good. Not long after marriage, my husband asked me to resign at home. What he means is that they don't need a new wife to show up at home, and the family doesn't lack the money. All I have to do is stay at home, cook and clean up the housework.

Originally, I didn't want to, but after my mother heard about it, she scolded me on the phone that I didn't know when I was happy, saying that other women tried their best to marry a rich man, so that they could live a rich life from now on, without having to earn money to support their families, and only I was melodramatic, saying that she somehow gave birth to a stupid daughter like me.

My husband's family forced me, and my family scolded me, so I came back. From then on, I was in charge of all the housework. Every day when my husband comes back from work, I have to bring tea and water. My mother-in-law does nothing, and I have to wait on him when I come back from playing cards and dancing in the square dance.

If dinner is late, the food is not to my taste, and so on, as long as there is something wrong, my family will unite against me and say that I can't make money myself. I can't do this kind of thing well. I have never seen such a stupid woman as me. It turned out that I realized that my IQ was really low. Wherever I go, my family scolds me most for being stupid, but they have reached a rare unity.

So, did I really live to be a rich woman who didn't worry about her livelihood? Just dreaming. Have you ever seen a lady who is tired like a fat mother all day? After walking around the stove all day, I still can't say a good word. My husband's salary is his own, except for the most basic food expenses, his money will not fall into my hands.

If you want to buy some clothes and cosmetics with a little money saved before marriage, you have to listen to his gossip. What do I want to dress up as now? I'm married. I couldn't stand this life, so I went to look for a job. But every time someone doesn't stay for two days, my mother-in-law goes to my office and says that I have a husband to support and I don't worry about food and clothing. I have been clamoring to come out to work, but I am not at ease with my room and have no good intentions. I'm not going to live in her house in peace, and my words are pretty ugly.

She was so unreasonable that she didn't want to make trouble shamelessly. My employer felt that my existence had brought them unnecessary trouble, so she politely dismissed me.

I had no choice but to go home and be a housewife again, and mother and son began to talk about me again. Getting married cost hundreds of thousands, and I can't do anything well. I just want to run outside.

Really, they are all right, and truth and justice are always around them. A pair of mother and son, their hearts are like steel, and they nag like Tang Priest. Holding the truth firmly in their hands has become a nightmare in my married life. I've only been married for a year, and I'm completely disappointed in this family and this marriage.

I think they are a pair of people who actually have no confidence in themselves now. Because of this, they want to surround me, who is obviously superior to me and my son in appearance, with their controllable snobbery, forcing me to gasp at others and look at their faces in order to gain a sense of pride that makes them morbidly satisfied.

Plus, in their view, I'm just a commodity sold by my mercenary family, and they can play with me at will. See through these, I will not make do blindly, I will really live my own life and be a free servant of his family. I went on strike.

"Daughter-in-law, why don't you bring me some tea? A few days ago, my mother-in-law asked questions arrogantly. " Grandma, I'm not a free nanny.

I answered her calmly. I secretly found another job, and I vowed to find my own life this time, even if I needed a divorce and returned to a state of nothing. I'm tired of being treated as marionettes and puppets.