A selection of 44 classic quotations about women

1, please laugh happily to make life full of your smart colors, please sing happily to make life as pleasant as beautiful scenery. Send a short message to you, my favorite, and wish you a happy Women's Day on March 8th!

Some men are as valuable to women as parachutes are to skydivers. They didn't show up then, and they don't have to show up in the future.

3. I like to worry about people's worries, such as what to do if an ancient woman has her period, or what to do if she doesn't have a condom ... (I have my period again ...)

Only the smartest woman knows that consideration and understanding can always impress men more than the most touching eyes.

There is no need to say a thousand words, as long as there is one sentence I do, let us know each other's hearts.

6. There is a kind of woman who is like a shell, with a hard appearance but a soft heart. There is a beautiful pearl in my heart, but it is never easily seen.

7. A woman can have no figure, no face, but no vision.

8. No matter how stupid a man is, he will also make a woman in love lose her way and devote herself wholeheartedly. However, no matter how clever a woman is, no matter how charming and charming she is, it is only the eyes of men that confuse her, but it is difficult to penetrate her soul.

9. She coldly handed you what she had prepared for you. You don't care, because she actually prepared very carefully.

10, anyway, there is only one you in this world, only one you. This is our story.

1 1, women, when they are in love, are like, isolated from the world. In a calm day, leave some space for yourself, each other and the distance. Freedom is precious, but every day thousands of people exchange freedom for love. Zhang ailing

12, women's anger is similar to setting off firecrackers. Just a little. It's okay to sweep the floor after the bombing. When a man is angry, he is just like a membership card. It's no big deal to add a few points at a time, but after the points pass 100, I will change to a mistress.

13, if possible, walk hand in hand with the person you love. Learn to appreciate the scenery by yourself before you can find it.

14, men don't love women. They just need women.

15, there are three kinds of people in this world that we should cherish most: friends who need help in time, women who are willing to accompany you through poverty, and men who tolerate you in everything.

16, you should choose your own marriage, and a woman who knows you is the best choice.

17. Why can't the truest heart touch the best people? !

18, don't hit women at all. If you have, you have no reason.

19, a man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman.

20. Men like obedient women, but when men start to like a woman, they will unconsciously listen to that woman.

2 1. On the occasion of Women's Day, I would like to extend my holiday greetings to my wife who has been fighting in the fitting room for a long time, watching Korean dramas, not cooking, often surfing the Internet, chatting, full of charm and dreams, and mastering her husband's wallet.

22. Please stay away from the man who stretched out his hand to borrow money from you. Such a person is neither a liar nor an incompetent rat. Honest men don't stretch out their hands to borrow money from their lovers. No matter what his excuse is, you shouldn't lend him money!

23. When a woman begins to think about changing her hairstyle, it means that she begins to want to change her love.

24. Generally, men like to teach women badly, and they also like to influence bad women and make them become good women.

25. It is said that women are clothes and big sister is a brand that you can't afford to wear.

26. Sometimes, women are unreasonable because they love you too much.

27. When you really care about women, what are the natural manifestations? This is instinct, this is nature. The supreme love is that you don't care about anything If you can't do it, you don't love enough.

28. I wrote a beautiful picture in the long scroll in the future. The background of ink painting dazzled my imagination and told me how naive it was.

29. Work hard. Only when you stand at a sufficient height can you be looked up to.

30. It is fate for women to be mean, and it is nature for men to flirt.

3 1, don't try to beat a pure * *, he will raise your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with his rich experience.

32. Men and women are different. Men have careers and everything.

33. Women should not take your beauty as capital, and women with beautiful hearts are the most beautiful;

34, men, must understand romance, festivals, business trips, must buy her a small gift, even a rose, to constantly surprise women.

35. Men often buy breakfast for women not for courtship.

36. Women should not think that they can stop studying if they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly if they study well.

37. Drink less juice and eat more fruit, eat less snacks and drink more water, sit less and stand more, think less and see more, talk less and do more, be less nostalgic and look forward to more.

38. Men are afraid of women's stalking, but they like to deal with women who haven't caught up in the same way.

39. Men are romantic because they have not found their true feelings; Women are romantic because they have a deeply hurt past.

40. A good man is not like a bus that won't come in ten minutes, nor like a bus that can get on for a dollar.

4 1, lying is a man's privilege, being cheated is a woman's patent. . . 20 1 1 classic quotations

42. All women who can do their best have the symbol of a lady.

43. A woman in love is a fool, and a woman who is lovelorn is a madman.

44. Beautiful women are exposed to light everywhere they go-exposed to small light, but they suffer a big loss.