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Let Snape say everything in Harry Potter 1-7 in Chinese and English.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 1. Snape and Flitwick picked up the roster as soon as class started. Like Flitwick, they always stopped when Harry's name was called. "Oh, yes," he whispered, "Harry? Potter, this is our new partner-a famous figure. " When Snape called this name, he looked up at the real class. His eyes are as black as Hagrid's, but not as warm as Hagrid's. His eyes are cold and empty, reminding you of two dark tunnels. "You came here to learn the precise science and strict technology of this medicine preparation," he said, almost louder than a whisper, but everyone heard every word he said. Like Professor McGonagall, Professor Snape has the deterrent effect of keeping the classroom in order, just as easy as blowing away the dust. "Many of you won't believe this is magic because you didn't wave your wand foolishly. I don't expect you to really understand the beauty of that slow-stewing cauldron with white smoke and fragrance. You don't really understand the wonderful magic of liquid flowing into human blood vessels, which makes people feel fascinated and confused ... I can teach you how to improve your reputation, brew glory, and even stop death-but there must be one thing, that is, you are not the kind of idiot I often encounter. " 3. Potter! Snape suddenly said, "If I add narcissus root powder to wormwood extract, what will I get?" "I don't know, sir." Harry said. Snape curled his lips contemptuously. "Gee-it seems that fame is not everything." Snape deliberately ignored Hermione's raised arm. "Let's try again. Potter, if I asked you to find me a piece of bezoar, where would you look? " "I don't know, sir." "I don't think you opened any books before school started, did you, Potter?" Snape still ignored Hermione's trembling arm. "Potter, what's the difference between aconite and wolfsbane?" 5. "Sit down," Snape yelled at Hermione. "Let me tell you one thing, Potter. Narcissus root powder and wormwood can be made into powerful sleeping pills, which is a dose of water for life and death. Calculus bovis is a kind of stone taken from cattle stomach, which has a strong detoxification effect. As for Aconitum fortunei and Aconitum chamaejasme, they are the same plant, also called Aconitum. Do you understand? Why don't you write all this down? " "Potter, Gryffindor will lose one point because you contradict the teacher." 6. "Idiot!" Snape growled and waved his wand, sweeping away the potions from the ground. "I think you probably put the porcupine thorn in the pot instead of cooking it from the top of the fire, don't you?" "Take him to the ward above," Snape snapped at Seamus. 7. "Potter, why don't you tell him not to add porcupine spines? Do you think he is good because he made a mistake? Gryffindor lost another point because of you. " 8. "What's that in your hand, Potter?" This is the origin of Quidditch. Harry showed it to him. "Books in the library are not allowed to be taken out of the school," Snape said. "Give it to me, Gryffindor will deduct five points." 9. There are only Snape and Filch in the room. Snape lifted his robe above his knees. One of his legs was bloody. "Damn it," Snape said, "how can you stare at three heads at the same time?" 10. "Potter!" Snape quickly put down his robe to cover his injured leg. His face was crooked with anger. "I wonder if I can get my book back." "Get out of here! Get out! " 1 1. Snape appears on the stairs "Weasley!" Ron loosened the clothes on Malfoy's chest. "Someone provoked him first, Professor Snape." Hagrid said, sticking out his big unkempt head from behind the tree. Malfoy just insulted his family. "In any case, hitting people is against the rules of Hogwarts, Hagrid." Snape said in a euphemistic voice, "Gryffindor was deducted five points, Weasley, you should be glad you didn't deduct more." All right, you all go. "12. He heard Snape's voice answering. Forbidden area? Then they can't go far, and we will catch them. " 13. Snape just awarded Hufflepuff a free throw because George was hit by a bludger. In the air, as soon as Snape started the broom, he saw a golden object whizzing past his ear, only a few inches away from him. Harry saw Snape standing next to him, blanched and his lips closed. Snape spat bitterly at the ground. 14. Quirrell is more tongue-tied than before. No-I don't know why you want to meet here, Severus ... ""Oh, I don't think it should be made public, "Snape said in a cold voice." After all, students should not know the philosopher's stone. "15. Snape interrupted him." Have you figured out how to subdue Hagrid's monster? " But-but-but Severus, I-You don't want me to be your enemy, do you, Quirrell? "Snape said, taking a step closer to him." I-I don't know-I know you-""You know exactly what I mean. "16. Harry steadied himself just in time to hear Snape say," I'll wait for your secret trick. " "But-but, I don't-no-no-""Good." Snape interrupted him. It won't be long before we talk when you have time to think it over and decide who you are loyal to. "He covered his head with a cloak and strode out of the clearing.
the second part
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 1. "Maybe he is ill!" Ron said hopefully. "Maybe he's gone," said Harry, "because he didn't become a defense against the dark arts teacher!" "Maybe he was fired!" Ron said excitedly, "Look, everyone hates him-""Maybe," a cold voice said behind them, "he's waiting to hear from you two why you didn't take the school bus." Harry turned around, Severus? Snape stood in front of him, his black robe trembling in the cool wind. He is thin, with grayish yellow skin, aquiline nose and shiny black hair over his shoulders. The smile on his face now tells Harry that he and Ron are in a very bad situation. "Come with me." Snape said. 2. "Go in!" He opened a door in the cold corridor and pointed to it. Snape closed the door and turned to look at them both. "Ah," he said softly, "the famous Harry? Potter and his good friend Weasley don't think there are enough trains and want to have an exciting time, right? " "No, sir, it's the partition of King's Cross Station. Yes-""Quiet! " Snape said coldly, "What did you do to the car?" 3. "You have been seen," he said mercilessly, and showed them the headline in the newspaper: Muggles are very surprised that Ford Angelia can fly. He read aloud: "two muggles in London are sure that they saw an old car flying over the post office building ... at noon in Norfolk, Heidi?" While Mrs Bayless was drying the clothes ... Angus of peebles? Mr fleet reported to the police that there were six or seven muggles. I remember your father was engaged in abusing Muggle cultural relics, right? " He looked up at Ron and smiled more insidiously. "Ah ... his own son ..." 4. "When I checked the garden, I found that a very precious whomping willow seemed to have been seriously damaged." Snape continued. 5. "Quiet!" Snape snapped again. "It's a pity that you are not a student of our college. I have no right to make a decision to expel you. I will find someone who really has this pleasant privilege. You wait here. " 6. Snape seems to have heard that Christmas has been cancelled. He cleared his throat and said, "Professor Dumbledore, these two students ignored the laws restricting underage wizards from using magic and caused serious damage to a precious ancient tree ... Of course, this behavior ..." 7. "Please allow me to say, headmaster." Snape said in the shadow that Harry's sense of foreboding was even stronger. He believes that what Snape said will never do him any good. "Maybe Potter and his friends shouldn't have been there at that time," Snape said, twisting his lips to reveal a sneer, as if he was deeply suspicious. "But we did encounter a series of questions. Why on earth did they go to the corridor above? Why don't they attend the Halloween party? " 8. "But after that, why not come to the party?" Snape said, his black eyes shining in the candlelight. "Why do you want to go to the corridor above?" 9. "Don't eat?" Snape said, with a smug smile on his thin face. "I think the food provided by ghosts at the party is probably not suitable for the living." 10. "In my opinion, headmaster, Potter is not telling the truth completely." He said, "Maybe we should revoke some of his privileges until he tells us the truth." Personally, I think it's best to let him leave the Gryffindor Quidditch team until he is honest. 1 1. ""Please forgive me, "Snape said coldly. I think I am the potions teacher in this school. "12." Quiet! Be quiet! "Snape growled," All the students who have been splashed with drugs will come to me for detumescence, and when I find out who did it ... ""Once I find out who threw it, "Snape whispered," I must fire that person. 13. Snape goes to Harry and Ron first. "I think the dream team should be dissolved," he sneered. "Weasley, you can form a pair with finnigan. Porter-"14." "I don't think so." Snape said with a cold smile, "Malfoy, come here. Let's see what kind of person you can turn the famous Potter into. As for you, Miss Granger-you can pair up with Miss Millicent Bulstrode. " 15. But Snape took over the power. "Stop cursing!" He shouted. 16. "This is a bad idea, Professor Lockhart." Snape said, sliding across the stage like a vicious bat. "Longbottom can do harm even with the simplest spell. We will put Fenelli's body in a matchbox and send it to the hospital ward. " "What about Malfoy and Potter?" Snape said coldly. 17. "Don't move, Potter." Snape said lazily, obviously, he felt very helpful when he saw Harry standing there motionless, staring at the angry snake. "I'll get him out of here ..."18. "Oh, Malfoy," Snape said, but he couldn't control the faint smile on his lips. "Professor Dumbledore is only temporarily suspended by the board of directors, and I dare say he will come back to us soon." 19. "Hurry up, I want to take you all to the herbal class." Snape shouted at the class. Snape gripped the back of the chair tightly and asked, "How can you be sure?" 2 1. Snape step forward. "Here comes the problem solver," he said. "This is the man. Lockhart, a girl was taken by a monster. Was taken into the secret room. It's finally time for you to show your talents. "
the third part
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 1. Snape, the potions teacher, kept staring at Professor Lu Bang along the teacher's long table. Everyone knows that Professor Snape has always wanted to be a defense against the dark arts teacher, but even Harry, who hates Snape, is surprised by Snape's thin gray-yellow face. That expression has surpassed anger, and that is hatred. 2. "Sit tight, sit tight." Professor Snape said lazily. 3. "Sir," Malfoy shouted, "Sir, I need someone to help me cut the roots of these daisies, because my arm-""Weasley, cut the roots for Malfoy." Snape said without looking up. 4. "Professor," Malfoy said slowly, "Mrs. Weasley cut my roots into various pieces, sir." Snape approached their table, looked down from his aquiline nose, and then gave Ron an unpleasant smile under his long greasy black hair. "Change roots with Malfoy, Weasley." "But, sir—""Now." Snape said in his most dangerous tone. 5. "Besides, sir, I need someone to peel the fig for me," Malfoy said. "Potter, you can peel the figs for Malfoy." Snape said, giving Harry a look of disgust. 6. "orange, longbottom." Snape said, scoop some out with a spoon and let him splash it back into the crucible so that everyone can see it. "Oranges. Tell me, son, is there anything in your thick skull? Didn't you listen to me? Obviously, all you need is a drop of mouse bile. Didn't I make it clear that a little leech juice is enough? What can I say to make you understand, Longbottom? " 7. "I'm not asking you to show off, Miss Granger." Snape said coldly, "Longbottom, before class is over today, we will give your toad a few drops of this medicine and see what happens." Maybe this will encourage you to do this medicine well. "8. Snape walked beside Neville, who was crouching beside the crucible. "Everybody come here," Snape said, his black eyes shining to see what would happen to Longbottom's toad. If he makes a contraction medicine, his toad will shrink into a tadpole. If he does something wrong, I have no doubt that toad will die of poisoning. Snape took toad Rafe in his left hand and put a small spoon into Neville's medicine. He poured a few drops into Rafe's throat. 9. Snape's face turned sour. He took out a small bottle from his robe pocket and poured a few drops on Rafe. "Gryffindor five points. "Snape said," I told you not to help him, Miss Granger. Class is over. 10. Professor Snape sat in a low armchair. He looked around when the students of this class came in. His eyes are bright and his lips have an ironic smile. When Professor Lubang came in and closed the door behind him, Snape said, "Don't close the door, Lubang, I'd better not look." He stood up and walked in front of the class, his black robe fluttering behind him. When he reached the porch, he turned and said, "Lu Bang, maybe no one warned you, but Neville? Longbottom is in this class. I suggest you don't let him do anything difficult unless Miss Granger whispers in his ear. " Snape's lips wrinkled, but he left and slammed the door. 12. The door opened and Snape came in. He held a goblet in his hand, steaming slightly. When he saw Harry, he stopped and his black eyes narrowed. "Ah, Severus," Lu said with a smile, "thank you. Can you put him on the table? "Snape put down the steaming cup, and his eyes moved back and forth between Harry and Lu Bang." I was showing Harry my Grintino. "Lu Bang said happily, pointing to the water tank." Fascinating. "Snape said, but didn't look there." You should drink it, Lubang. " "Yes, yes, I will. "Lu Ping said." "I made a full pot," Snape said, "if you still want it." "I may drink a little tomorrow. Thank you, Severus. " "You're welcome." Snape said, but there was an expression in his eyes that Harry didn't want to see. When Snape left the room, there was no smile on his face, and he remained vigilant. 13. "Principal? "This is Snape." The whole fourth floor has been checked. He's not there. Filch checked the main building of the castle. There was nothing there. ""astronomical tower? Professor Trelawney's room? Where does the owl live? " "I've checked everything ..." "Very well, Severus, I really don't think Blake will stay." "How did he get in? Do you have any idea about this? Principal? " Snape asked. 14. "Do you remember our conversation, headmaster, just before-oh-the semester started?" Snape said that his lips hardly opened when he spoke. ""Yes, Severus, "said Dumbledore. It seems-almost impossible-that Blake couldn't get into this school without internal help. I did express my concern before your appointment-"15." Will they help, sir? "Snape said. 16. "This class started ten minutes ago, Potter. I think Gryffindor should be deducted ten points. Sit down. "But Harry didn't move." Where is Professor Lu Ping? ""He said he was very ill today and couldn't go to class. " Snape grinned and said, didn't I tell you to sit down? "But Harry stood still." What happened to him? "Snape's black eyes sparkled." There is no danger to life. "He said, it seems that I hope so." Gryffindor deducted five points, and if I ask you to sit down again, if you don't sit down, deducted fifty points. "17." Before Porter interrupted me, I said that Professor Lu Bang left no record to explain the progress of your class-""Sir, we have learned Bogert, Red Hat, Kabbah and Grintino, "Hermione quickly said that we were about to start-""Quiet." Snape said coldly, "I didn't ask you. I just commented on Professor Lu Ping's disorganized teaching. "18. Snape is more threatening than usual. "You are easy to meet. Lubang has hardly put any high demands on you-I think I can handle Red Hat and Grindino in the first grade. What we are going to discuss today is-"19." Werewolves "But sir," said Snape, who seemed unable to control herself, "we shouldn't learn from werewolves yet, but should start learning from Sink Punk-""Miss Granger," said Snape in a dead calm voice, "I feel as if I am teaching, not you. I tell you, turn to page 394. " He looked around again, "all of you, now! ""20. "Can any of you tell me how to distinguish a werewolf from a real wolf?" "Who can answer?" Snape said, ignoring Hermione and grinning. "Are you telling me that Professor Lu Bang didn't teach you the basic difference between the two?" "We tell you," parvati said suddenly, "we haven't finished the chapter on werewolves, we are still learning—""Quiet!" Snape growled, "well, well, well, I never thought I would meet a third-grade student who didn't recognize werewolves." I want to write it down and tell Professor Dumbledore how you fell behind-"
2 1. "This is the second time you have spoken first, Granger," Snape said coldly. "For an insufferable know-it-all, Gryffindor will be deducted five points." 22. "Stay after school, Weasley." Snape said ingratiatingly that his face was very close to Ron's. "If I hear you criticize my teaching methods again, you will regret it very much." 23. "this explanation is very clumsy ... it's not like this. Kabbah is in Mongolia ... Professor Lu Ping said it was eight tenths? I said less than three tenths ... "When the bell finally rang, Snape didn't let them go. "Each of you write a paper and give it to me. The content is the way to identify and kill werewolves. Write two pieces of parchment on this topic and hand it in on Monday morning. Someone should be in charge of this class. Weasley, stay here. We will arrange for you to study late. " 24. "What are you two doing here?" Snape said, stopping to look at the two men in turn. "It's strange to meet here-"Snape's black eyes looked at the corridors on both sides of them, and then his eyes fell on the one-eyed witch. 25. "Really?" Snape said, "You are used to being in unexpected places, Potter. You rarely come here for no reason ... I suggest you go back to the Gryffindor building, where you should be. " 26. It's Snape. He walked quickly to Harry, his black robe fluttering, and then stopped in front of him. "That's right." He said. 27. "Come with me, Potter." Snape said. "Sit down." Snape said. Harry sat down. However, Snape still stood. "Mr Malfoy came to see me just now and told a strange story, Potter." Snape said. "He told me that he was just standing there talking to Mrs. Weasley and a big piece of mud hit the back of his head. How do you think this happened? " "I don't know, professor." "Mr Malfoy then saw a special ghost appeared. Can you imagine what that is, Potter? " "I can't." Harry said. "That's your head, Potter. Floating in midair. " 28. "What's your head doing in Hogsmeade, Potter?" Snape asked in a low voice, "Your head is not allowed to go to Hogsmeade. No part of your body is allowed to go to Hogsmeade. " "I know." Harry said, "It sounds like Malfoy saw an illusion ..." "Malfoy didn't see an illusion." Snape growled that he bent down and put his hand on the arm of the chair where Harry was sitting, so that their faces were only a foot away. "If your head is in Hogsmeade, so are the rest of your body." "I have been to the Gryffindor Building," said Harry. "My head is in the Gryffindor building." "Can anyone prove it?" 29. Snape's thin lips twisted into a terrible smile. "Well," he said. Stand up straight again, "since the minister of magic, everyone is trying to make the famous Harry? Potter is not influenced by Sirius? Black invasion, but the famous Harry? Potter himself is the law. Let ordinary people worry about his safety. The famous Harry? Potter can go wherever he wants, regardless of the consequences. " 30. "Why are you so like your father, Potter?" Snape said suddenly, his eyes shining. "He is also extremely arrogant. A little talent on the Quidditch court also made him feel superior. And friends, admirers strut ... you two imagine terrible. " 3 1. "Your father doesn't behave very well either." Snape continued, leaning forward, his thin face full of malice. "Rules are made for inferior people, not for those who win the Quidditch Cup. His head is swollen ... ""Shut up! " Harry suddenly stood up. He didn't care that Snape's face was stiff, and his little black eyes shone dangerously. "What did you just say to me, Potter?" "I told you to shut up and stop talking about my dad!" Harry screamed wildly. "I know the truth, right? He saved your life! Dumbledore told me! If it weren't for my dad, you wouldn't be here at all! " Snape's yellow skin turned to the color of bad milk. "Did the headmaster tell you the background of your father's rescue?" He whispered, "or does he think these details are too ugly for baby Potter's ears?" 32. "I don't want you to leave with the wrong idea about your father, Potter." When he spoke, a terrible smile twisted his face. "Have you ever imagined some heroic actions? Let me correct you-your holy father and his friends played a very interesting joke on me. If your father hadn't chickened out at the last minute, I might have died. Nothing he did was brave. He saved himself and me. If their joke succeeds. Hogwarts will expel him. " Snape's irregular teeth were exposed. "Turn out your pockets, Potter!" He suddenly shouted. Harry didn't move. "Turn out your pockets, or we will go directly to see the headmaster! Turn it out, Potter! " 33. "Really? You've been carrying it ever since? How touching ... what is that? " Snape picked up the map. Snape turned the parchment over and stared at Harry. "Of course you don't need such old parchment?" He said, "Why don't I-throw it away?" His hand moved towards the fireplace. "Don't!" Harry, say it quickly. "That's it!" Snape said, his long nose flapping. "Is this a precious gift from Mr Weasley? Otherwise, this is-what else? A letter written in invisible ink? Or-there is no order for dementors to enter Hogwarts? " Harry blinked. Snape's eyes lit up. "Let me see, let me see …" He muttered, took out his wand and put the map on the table. "Show your secret!" As he spoke, he gently touched the map with his wand. Nothing happened. "show!" Snape said, banging on the map with his wand. The map is still blank. "Severus dean? Professor Snape, I order you to reveal hidden information! " Snape said, tapping the map with his wand. 35. "So …" Snape said weakly, "We'll take care of it …" He paced in front of the fireplace, grabbed a handful of shiny powder from a jar on the mantelpiece and sprinkled it on the flame. "lubang!" Snape shouted at the flame, "I want to say something!" " 36. Did you call me, Severus? "Asked Lubang gently. Of course I called. "Snape said that he walked back to his desk, and his face was crooked." I just let Potter empty his pockets. He has this thing on him. "37." Huh? "Snape said. Lu bang, keep looking at the map? "Snape added," this piece of parchment must be full of evil methods. This should be your specialty, Lubang. Where do you think Harry got such a thing? "38." Really? " Snape asked. His chin was stiff with anger. What do you think the store can provide him with this kind of thing? Don't you think he got it directly from the manufacturer? "39." That's right. "Lubang behind the wall said the cold voice. Severus? Snape took off his invisibility cloak and pointed his wand at Lu Bang. 40. "I found it under the willow root. "Snape said, throwing the invisibility cloak aside. At the same time, he was still careful not to let his wand deviate from Lu Bang's chest. "It's very useful, Potter. I thank you ... "
4 1. Snape is a little out of breath, but he has an overwhelming sense of victory. "You may not understand how I knew you were here?" He said, his eyes shining, "I have just been to your office, Lubang. You forgot to take your medicine tonight, so I brought a large glass. Luckily, I did ... I mean, I was lucky. There is a map on your desk. At a glance, I understand everything I need to know. I saw you walk down this aisle and then disappeared. " 42. "Two more people are going to Azkaban tonight," Snape said, his eyes lit up enthusiastically. "I wonder what Dumbledore will do when he hears this ... he believes that you are harmless, you know, Lubang ... a tame werewolf ..." 43. Blake growled and rushed at Snape, but Snape's wand pointed directly between his eyes. "Tell me why," he whispered. "Tell me why I did this, and I swear I will." 44. "Miss Granger, you are in danger of being suspended." Snape spat. "You, Potter and Weasley are outrageous to associate with a convicted murderer and a werewolf. keep silence
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