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What do you get from your girlfriend?

I think it's better to send a circle of friends to talk about it. You don't need to point directly to a specific scarf or letter. You can choose a picture. I did it, and it worked well. I like it very much. I believe I can do this.

Talk about the warmth of receiving a gift from your girlfriend.

1, the gift still arrived as scheduled, thank you.

You can send me something every time I want it. It's good to have you.

3, every holiday can receive your gift, which is a comfort in plain life.

4. The present you received today, today's happiness comes from you.

No matter whether the gift you prepared is cheap or expensive, only when you are ready can you prove your intention.

6. Thank you for your surprise, for meeting me and for everything.

7. You said you were a limited edition, so I told you I was out of print.

I feel very happy because of you.

9. Every holiday, you will give me a gift. Thank you very much.

10, this gift is really a surprise, a surprise.

Tell me something funny about receiving a gift from your girlfriend.

1. I had an accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

Oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

3. I fell in love with you at first sight, and I hugged you without saying anything. I came to see you at two ends in three days, and no one kissed you around. I married you in five days, and I won't be separated in 60 years!

It's almost Valentine's Day, and a rose seller stopped me on the way to work and asked, "Do handsome people buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, I just don't have a girlfriend. How many flowers does it take to get a new girlfriend? Nothing, not bad money! " Then the boss silently took the flowers back …

It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

6. Looking for an object: Jane Doe is elegant, gentle and beautiful, intelligent and kind, and will always stay in my heart. Anyone who knows his whereabouts please contact me as soon as possible and would like to give him a rose!

7. Waiting for the starry sky, looking forward to rain, counting the stars and making wishes. There are thousands of stars and rain in Qian Qian in the starry sky, and the stars and stars all hope to return to the present. I wish friends from afar peace and happiness, and know each other with a smile.

A poem about receiving a gift from a girlfriend

1, there is no gift for you, to celebrate this generation Hua Yao.

2, the four kings gave peaches and plums, and I am here.

3, Swan Palace Tang Dynasty, the mountain is high and the road is far away. Mianyang Lake lost, fell to the ground and cried. After the Emperor of Heaven, Mian Bogao was spared. Gifts are light and affectionate, and goose feathers are sent thousands of miles away.

4, the spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease, and you can see Chang' an flowers in one day.

5, early cream, new chrysanthemums, glutinous rice, empty wine. Thank you for making you feel sorry for your illness and avoiding loneliness and leaning on the fence.

6. I feel that you are comforting people, dying, and I am old.

7. When touching heaven and earth, kindness is better than heaven. It is a fact that there is a shift between sincerity and true love.

8. It suddenly occurred to me that my old friend had left the sky. I think you gave me a branch of Qiong Yao.

9. When I first met in the Millennium last year, I was afraid to say goodbye to the end of today. I just couldn't bear to type on the keyboard after a long time.

10, the bud shows fairy love, and the fragrance breaks the darkness. I sent a flower god to open it for you, and my wife is like a fairy.