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40 short sentences, classic and sharp social quotations

40 short sentences, classic and sharp social quotations

1, people are like rolls of paper, so try to pull as little as possible.

2, be modest, because modesty is not getting drunk.

3. If you want to know what your hope is, buy a lottery ticket; If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.

4. The so-called difference in values means that if you give a pull, some people think there is a cake, and some people think there is a whip.

5, as long as the kung fu is deep, the hibiscus becomes a needle; I am willing to get away with it, and Xifeng will get a green card.

6. Don't think that you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming was made by two people.

7. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

8. You can't eat sorrow in one bite, but you can only eat fat.

9. If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

10, insomnia, because sleep is too important, thinking that one night less sleep will kill you.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

13, the plan of our generation, random death.

14, I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.

15, I would like to be an angry bird and hit those pigs.

16, the thought of 20xx is over, and the thought that I still owe money to the bank makes me laugh in my dreams.

17, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P.

18, time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

19, once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find that the world is suddenly enlightened.

20, sometimes there are some things, not knowing is happier than knowing.

2 1, some people quickly disarm in front of the years, and some people are born to learn how to grow. What kind of person are you?

22, eat, I want, thin, I want, you can't have your cake and eat it, I'll go.

23, wives and concubines are in groups, but they have relatives; Children around the knee, but the home is unbeaten; Play if you want, and do what you can; Free air, never dark; Looking back, I have regrets.

24. There is little truth in the world. It depends on whether it can be done.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

26. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing unless you die.

27. It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

28. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

29, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

30, a person, if you don't force yourself, don't know how good you are.

3 1, someone asked me: Who will run your life? Fuck.

32. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Two shameless. Third, insist on being shameless.

33. What if my husband and goalkeeper score goals together?

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

35. If fate grabs your throat, grab his armpit.

36. Extraordinary appearance is important even to wild animals.

37. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

38. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

Take the initiative in everything, such as climbing the wall and other almonds.

40. In fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

4 1, life is like a play, it all depends on acting; Life is too short to be sexy.

In a short sentence, a classic quotation

If my love can only be expressed in dreams, I would like to sleep forever and never wake up.

Second, love is not the initial sweetness, but the persistence after prosperity.

Third, you are the person I recognized at first sight, and I want to keep your warmth.

Fourth, if you are tired, you can only let go. Only by letting go can you relax.

Time flies like a leaf, never stopping, even forgetting to say goodbye.

You never know how much the person who deliberately avoids your eyes likes you.

No matter how good others are, I don't like you. No matter how bad you are, you are still in my heart.

I will always be an audience, comforting your pain and protecting you from beginning to end.

Nine, the lover who can't get is the wind after all, and will leave after thousands of times.

Time is like an hourglass, filtering all of us.

Eleven, not forgetting, not giving up, but everything about you is too deep in my heart.

I allow you to live in my heart all your life without paying rent.

Thirteen, I have paid for love, so I feel the pain of memories.

Fourteen, it is a secret love, don't be reluctant to go, don't pretend to forget but remember. .

15. I'm just a passer-by, breaking in without authorization and leaving silently.

16. Happiness lies not in eagerly looking forward to having it, but in calmly not afraid of losing it.

17. Looking forward to an encounter, I won't wake up and I won't leave.

Eighteen, there is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but can't appear in your life.

Nineteen, when I am good enough, I will chase you, and I will try if I am not suitable.

Twenty, your position in my heart is like a story that I can't bear to finish.

Twenty-one, once said never to meet again, now only sad memories are left.

Twenty-two, it is a kind of fate that you and I met, and we cherish this hard-won relationship with each other. I hope I can accompany you on the road for the rest of my life.

Twenty-three, you are my fetter, a time before dawn that I will never see.

Twenty-four, memories, the better, the more terrible, the more you struggle, the more you will cry.

25. Unrequited love is a person's yearning. There is no such person, only yourself.

Social brother's sharp-tongued and domineering signature.

Social brother's words are sharp and domineering, and his signature is short

1, don't be affectionate to me, my brother is heartless.

2, heart, I told her that you are excited!

As soon as my girlfriend said she missed me, I knew she was hungry again.

4. God is unfair! I'm a boy, I don't have a date, I'm not as good, but I'm surrounded by beautiful women, alas.

A good man won't hurt his beloved woman a little.

6. A brother is not in the Jianghu, but there is a legend of a brother in the Jianghu.

7. Nima, don't keep asking me whether my wife is more important or my brother is more important. Just be gay.

8. Let me be your supporter. Although I am not tall and my shoulders are not wide, I will cry when I am wronged.

9. You know, what I want to do is not my brother.

10, the wolf is in the alley, watching the girl and the dog.

1 1, the future is confused, so we have to summon up courage to rush.

12, boys with small eyes can also be very attractive.

13, boys like hedgehogs to watch boys in Shuai Shuai!

14, I have loved you as a brother for two years.

15, I will study hard next semester and abuse those who rank ahead of me!

16, I can't play LOL, and I dare not play LOL. I'm afraid I won't accompany her if I'm addicted.

17, if men want to be stable, they must be gentle and cruel.

18, daughter-in-law, if I ignore you, misunderstand you, scold you, or even say I'm sorry for breaking up, just slap me hard.

19, after you like me, I will give you a dazzling meal.

20. My wife likes watching penguins, so we are going to Africa and see kangaroos.

2 1. If you want your daughter-in-law not to be separated from you, spoil her so that no one can accept it.

Your eyes are beautiful, but they are all his reflections.

23. Forgive me for being so sexy when I was a child that I didn't even wear underwear.

24, a great coin, head-on internet, sleeping opposite, broken, I will study.

25, either handsome or male god, my male god only has my object.

26, shot in the back, Lao tze still alive and strong.

27, holding my daughter-in-law to sleep, I will cover her with a quilt.

Honey, I am willing to make breakfast for you every day. You slept too much!

29. I am a bad boy who doesn't study well. I am unpopular, but I have a group of good brothers.

Bald men are more disgusting than having no money.

3 1, the daughter-in-law is a child, so I want her to grow up with me everywhere.

Please call me during the exam.

33. How can you get rich without means?

34, the text has Guanyin to protect the body, and Wu has Sir Zhong to protect the body.

On the day of parting, a big man cried all night in the street.

36. As long as girls take the initiative, they will often touch boys.

I don't collect junk, so don't come back after I leave.

38. Learning is my wife and my mobile phone is my concubine. I often think of concubines when I am with my wife, and I feel guilty about my wife when I am with concubines. I am not a qualified husband!

39. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

40. Your smile is beautiful, like the sea, but you can't touch it.

4 1, when my exam results go up, I'll walk sideways.

42. Men always say one thing and do another, and bring one at a critical moment.

43. Brothers are more important than Mount Tai, and daughters-in-law are supreme!

44. My wife told me that explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is to be cleaned up!

45. I don't like you having an affair with others. I don't like you being spoiled with others. I don't like the sentences you have said to others and to me, although you are not mine.

46. What if you lose and you win the world?

47. Pupils have changed from brats to goddesses, and I have also changed from brats to big children.

48. Brother is the flower of the motherland-cannibal flower.

49. Boys holding hands are called gay friends, while girls holding hands are called Tie.

50, the internet is full of lovely sister papers, how come there is no one on the street!

100 a short classic quotation

The theory of 1.99 times is not as practical as an action.

When you have no excuse, it is the beginning of your success.

Fate can be changed.

4. With confidence, perseverance and courage, nothing is difficult in the world.

If you want it, you will get it. All you need to do is take action.

6. Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world, while unreasonable people stubbornly try to adapt the world to themselves.

7. When hardships come, it will be more memorable to surpass them.

8. The more times you ask, the easier it is for you to get what you want, and the more fun you will have.

9. Turn angry mood into softness and soft mood into love, so that the world will be more perfect.

10. No pains, no gains, no rewards. I have never failed, because all I encounter are temporary setbacks.

1 1. Don't drill into sadness when you are unhappy, think of days when you have laughter.

12. Don't say that your ignorance is the ignorance of others!

13. Tears do not represent anyone's failure, and smiles do not represent anyone's success.

14. You must respect yourself before others will respect you.

15. Life needs patience and waiting. Pain in waiting, get what you want in waiting, achieve in waiting, and be happy in waiting!

16. Face the sun, so you can't see the shadow.

17. Never complain about what has happened, either change it or accept it silently.

18. People often laugh at others, but that is ignorant. Laugh at others at the same time, others also look down on you in their hearts.

19. Winners will never give up, and quitters will never win.

20. People don't know how to cherish until they lose it!

2 1. Remember, every day is the best day of the year.

22. Experience is distilled from suffering.

23. The heart is like a mirror. Although the appearance is constantly changing, the mirror will not turn. This is a normal heart, which can change the scene but not the heart.

Everything must have a deadline, otherwise, most people will spend as much time as possible.

25. In fact, people don't need too many things. As long as they live healthily and love sincerely, they can still be regarded as a kind of wealth.

26. No matter how unfortunate you feel, there will always be someone more unfortunate than you.

As long as you have confidence, you will never be defeated.

28. A man addicted to hope is no different from a woodcutter waiting for him.

29. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and take the lead.

30. Without preset expectations, caring for people will be more comfortable.

3 1. The curtain of life stage may be opened at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to escape.

32. Realizing dreams is more brilliant than sleeping in bed.

33. Positive people always turn suffering into positive motivation.

34. Passion and desire can overcome all difficulties.

35. If you believe you can do it, you will be full of energy.

If you are determined to succeed, you must be your own king.

It rained yesterday, it is windy today, and it will be sunny tomorrow.

38. People who are not angry are fools, and people who are not angry are really wise.

39. No matter how ambitious the goal is, it cannot be supported without faith.

40. If you are smart, why aren't you rich?

4 1. Showing off needs an audience, and showing off just makes us lose the audience.

42. Every successful person has a beginning. Only when you have the courage to start can you find the way to success.

43. Eat what others can't eat, endure what others can't stand, pay more than others, and enjoy more than others.

44. To stand on the shoulders of giants is to surpass them.

45. When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.

46. Spring water, the more tortuous the road of struggle, the purer the soul.

47. Without the spirit of breaking through the ground and fighting against the wind and snow, the future of seeds is not much better than that of fallen leaves.

48. Don't let the pursuit boat anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

49. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.

No matter how fertile the soil is, no crops will grow without cultivation and sowing, no matter how beautiful the youth is, no matter how hard the struggle and creation are.

5 1. Keep corals away from wind and waves? That would be tantamount to ruining their beauty.

No matter how good the seeds are, they can't bear rich fruits without sowing.

Dissatisfaction with oneself is one of the fundamental characteristics of any truly talented person.

54. Hope is the source of life. Without hope, life will wither.

55. Look at a person's mind and look at his eyes; Look at a person's worth and opponents; Look at a man's cards and his friends.

Don't care too much about your appearance, because your ability won't be written on your face.

57. Even if the bamboo roots are buried underground, no one can see them, and they will not stop exploring and try to grow new bamboo shoots.

58. I hope that only with diligence can we add wings to tigers.

59. Thousands of people fail because they don't do things thoroughly, and often stop doing things when they are only one step away from success.

60. Faith is an invincible sword.

6 1. Climb to the top and you will suddenly find that the scenery there is what you are used to.

62. Your spirit of studying hard is very valuable.

63. Struggling feet broke their own hotbed, but opened up a creative road.

64. To stand on the shoulders of giants is to surpass them.

65. The meaning of vitality lies in struggle, because the world itself is an arena.

66. You don't know the height of the sky if you don't climb the mountain, and you don't know the thickness of the ground if you don't face the deep stream.

67. God never complains about people's ignorance, but people complain about God's unfairness.

68. There is nothing you don't want to do, and there is nothing you can't do.

69. People who escape from reality will have a less ideal future.

70. The higher you price yourself, the greater your value will be realized.

7 1. Never giving up is the best quality of a successful person.

72. There are only unexpected things, and there is nothing impossible.

73. Dreams are the catalyst to light the fire of life.

74. To change things, change yourself first; To make things better, make yourself better first.

75. Failure makes people stronger.

76. There is no failure, only giving up.

77. Everyone will encounter all kinds of difficulties, setbacks and failures in their studies. Different mentality is the difference between successful people and ordinary people.

78. Only struggle can lead to results.

79. Things often backfire, and things always depend on people's efforts.

80. God's delay is not God's refusal.

8 1. Everything happens for a purpose and will always contribute to your growth from a certain angle.

What matters is not what happened, but what to do to improve it.

83. The rudder of fate is struggle.

84. Don't have any illusions, don't give up an opportunity, and don't stop working hard for a day.

85. Even if the road is bumpy, the wheels must move forward; Even if the river is rough, the ship can sail.

86. Only creation is true enjoyment, and only hard work is a fulfilling life.

87. Those who dare to declare war on the darkness must be full of light in their hearts.

88. Lofty ideals are like flowers growing on high mountains. If you want to do it, diligence is the rope to climb.

89. The seed keeps in mind the exhortation of raindrop dedication and strengthens the spirit of rising.

90. If there were no ups and downs in nature, the earth would not be productive.

9 1. People who only fantasize and don't act will never feel the joy of harvesting fruits.

92. Diligence is the password of your life, and you can translate a magnificent epic.

93. For climbers, it is not a pity to lose the footprints of the past, but it is dangerous to lose the direction of the past.

94. Strugglers drive their careers to the other side of the ideal in the river where sweat gathers.

95. Busy bees have no time to talk in front of people.

96. The steed came out, but Qiang Bing came out.

97. If I can't, I must; If necessary, I can.

98. Only when you have tasted the pain can you cherish the happiness that you have neglected; Only when you know how to appreciate the ordinary can you collect the happiness that was discarded at the beginning.

99. Everyone has many dreams in his life, but if one of them keeps bothering you, all that remains is action.

100. Kneel on the road of your choice.