Funny sentences that tease life.

1. The weather is as hot as a joke and the days are like nonsense.

2. Instead of mixing, it is better to cook, not seconds, not soaring.

Life is like anxiety, without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.

4. Get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the cat, and earn less hair than the bald man.

5. I want to make a download software called earmuffs. Because lightning is inaudible.

6. When I love you, I am what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

7. The so-called simplicity, those with wings are angels, and those without wings are idiots.

8. Someone actually wears blue eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles!

9. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

10. When I am completely full, ordinary young people will complain that I am exhausted with an empty face, and eating food will make me look relaxed and have a rest ~

1 1. The first painting was wrong, so we had to scribble all the way.

12. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation ...

13. Don't be too confident in yourself. There are more people who can take care of you than you think.

14. For girls, gaining a few pounds is not so terrible. The terrible thing is that the intimate bitch has lost weight again.

15. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

16. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

17. You said you would leave, and you never cared about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

18. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning one day and lying dead for one year.

19. I told myself a good night story with ups and downs. Now I'm too involved in the play, and I'm still chasing the murderer sleeplessly.

20. Where you fall, you get up. Always falling that way, I suspect there is a pit!

2 1. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't tell you as much as you like.

22. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

23. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

24. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

25. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and movement.

26. Whenever the charge rings, I quickly hide in the trench, because: I am undercover!

27. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price.

28. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

29. After I finished the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

30. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

3 1. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

32. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

33. Some children always fantasize that they are princesses, but I am different. I am the prince.

34. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside is crying "Not ripe, no money". I went to see him, but I really don't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.

35. What's it like to be short? I obviously want to stare at people, and suddenly I become cute.

36. I am very painful when you leave, and I am the only one who smells fart in the future.

Don't praise me, really, especially don't praise me for being handsome. I'm afraid I can't stand it. I'll go with you all my life.

38. Searching for things with my roommate's mobile phone, I saw one in the search history-how to rape my roommate? I was scared green!

39. People with dirty mouths are generally covering up their inner integrity.

40. What is maturity? Your mother didn't force you, so you put on long pants. What is youth? Your mother forced you, and you still don't wear long pants.

4 1. Young people should not always think that pies will fall from the sky, but keep their feet on the ground. Maybe money will be found on the ground?

42. You are young, but you carry a lot of weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

43. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

44. Tomorrow April Fool's Day, the teacher said that there would be a class, and the more I think about it, the worse I feel. Don't! Can't go to class!

45. When you grow up, marry the Tang Priest. If you can play, you will play, but if you can't, you will eat him.

46. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God.

47. Empty happiness is waking up in the morning thinking that you have grown taller. A closer look reveals that the quilt cover is horizontal. ...

48. Your father and I are free-range. When I am hungry, I eat grasshoppers. Not all chickens are called Shi Guangji.

49. You said you would stay with me forever. No, I want to have black hair.

50. It's not that I'm gloomy. I think this kind of air pollution is caused by those mask manufacturers.

5 1. Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card, admission ticket and ID card. The second part: I don't do listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal recognition: focus on participation.

52. If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

53. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

54. The face is a thing outside the body. Whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.

55. I'm so tired, I want to make a hole in the back of my head, and then fall down to put the piggy bank.

56. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

57. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

58. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

59. Teacher, Xiaogang will ask for leave tomorrow, because he may be ill tomorrow.

60. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

6 1. I am a student with unlimited potential. I can finish my National Day homework in three hours, but it's a fucking passive skill.1It won't start until the evening of October 7th.

62. Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over …

64. Everyone will die, either in math or physics, or in biology, or in chemistry, or in Chinese, or in English, or in sports.

65. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.

66. I am still young and need some advice. However, I don't need your advice …

67. The teacher always tells us not to lie, and teaches us to lie as soon as we come to check.

68. If I were a zombie, I would choose to eat the brains of all good students.

69. Going out this summer means going into the oven. Walking is spicy, sitting is teppanyaki. Don't rain. When it rains, it becomes boiled fish.

70. If I can avoid facing it, please send me a pair of roller skates to make me run faster.

7 1. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

72. How handsome! With the company of literati, there is a good life! There are horses to ride and cars to sit on. There are soldiers to protect.

73. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking wine.

74. People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.

75. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

76. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

77. 12 log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

79. Poor Nike, Fuadi, and rogue Armani.

80. I will study hard next semester and insult those who rank ahead of me.

8 1. You don't have to be able to do the problem, but the volume must be loud.

82. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

83. It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

It's not like you to be so kind to you, because you may have been my pet pig in your last life.

85. The teacher said that you can't eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

86. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I am too handsome to give up.

87. Save my fart and donate it to people who are dissatisfied with me.

88. On such a cold day, single dog may be covered in ice and ice.

89. I go to bed like a wild animal, especially like a koala. I slept 18 hours.

90. Mozzie, you have hands and feet. Why don't you get a job and live a good life?

9 1. I am not a simple and thrifty person. I am just poor.

92. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.

93. The most painful thing in the world is that I waited for the advertisement for more than 70 seconds before watching this episode.

94. Stupidity is contagious. Don't come near me, I'm witty.

95. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

96. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are going to die!

97. I don't swear because I have strong hands-on ability.

98. If I were a zombie, I would choose to eat the brains of all good students.

99. When my brother is rich, buy two houses and send them to tear down one and live in another!

100. I have a basketball dream, in which I reached the peak.