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For the children's fifth wedding anniversary.

1. Happiness of the fifth wedding anniversary: Tomorrow is the fifth wedding anniversary of the baby and Rong Rong, which should be regarded as a grand wedding anniversary.

The fifth anniversary marriage is called "wooden marriage", which means that the marriage at this time has become as hard as wood and has begun to become tough. I think there seems to be some truth.

But last week, we just experienced the longest cold war in five years of marriage, and we had no contact for six days. I hope I can "turn over a new leaf" in the future and don't make me angry like this again.

Remember the following rules of a good husband on the 5th wedding anniversary: 1. Honey, you should work hard to earn money. Money can't be so little that you have to worry about your livelihood all day, nor so much that you need other women to help you spend it.

Please give me love, trust, respect and freedom. You should strengthen your exercise and keep fit. Fortunately, the night we went home together, you could carry me to the fourth floor door in one breath. I long to be your bride every day.

Please treat my family like your own. Say "I love you" to me at least three times a day! When you wake up in the morning, when you come home from work, when you go to bed at night.

When I feel sick, you should dress up as a doctor, touch my forehead, take my temperature, and then send me to a real doctor for medicine and injection. 7. Send a gift to my office suddenly to let everyone know your love for me.

8. When I am in a bad mood and lose my temper, honey, please kiss me and don't argue with me. 9. Never scold me, because you say I am your favorite person.

10, please cook me a delicious meal when you are free and stare at me affectionately at the other end of the table. 1 1. Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.

12. When traveling, I hope that the pager and mobile phone will not be out of power at the same time. If you can call me often and ask me, "Have you eaten?" You might as well report your whereabouts at any time. 13. Do housework with me on weekends! I like the feeling of two people rolling up their sleeves while doing and singing.

14. Please remember five major anniversaries: wife's birthday, first meeting anniversary, wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day, and Women's Day on March 8th. 15. Please remember three memorial sites: the first acquaintance memorial site, the first intimate contact memorial site and the marriage proposal memorial site.

16. Please remember five major events: wife's favorite food, wife's favorite color, wife's favorite flower, wife's favorite perfume and wife's favorite song. 17. Please walk with me once a week: take me to the teahouse or bar to meet my friends every two weeks; Go to a movie hand in hand with me every two months; Arrange to travel with me at least once a year.

18. Let me sleep with your sweet words every night. 19. Or hold me in the middle of the night and tell ghost stories.

20. When introducing new friends to me, please hug my waist and don't stand by and point fingers. 2 1. When you meet a beautiful woman in the street and stare at her for less than 5 seconds, quickly point out the fly in the ointment of that beautiful woman compared with me.

22. After watching the movie "Sigh", please talk about the profound experience of the hero's confession: "Even if the other person is a fairy, don't touch it!" 23. I have many shortcomings, and I am distressed enough. Please don't remind me at any time. 24. I have many advantages, some of which I don't know. Please tell me loudly at any time.

25. Where would I be without my parents? Therefore, you should be grateful and respectful to them. 26. When shopping, please don't maliciously describe the shopping mall as a hook factory, because sometimes you will be hooked by the home appliance department or the sports minister.

27. Although you know all about those beautiful and charming female stars, when I ask you, I still hope to get such an answer: "Who is Shu Kei? Is britney spears the one who plays tennis? " 28. Please don't peek at my past diaries and love letters, which have nothing to do with you and don't be jealous. It's like you jumped into the vinegar jar yourself. 29. Please don't object to my watching soap operas. If I shed tears, I can't laugh, because I didn't laugh when you watched the China football team lose.

30. Please don't be sentimental. I think many women are interested in you and show off in front of me. Just like the beautiful girl who moved across the street, you always say that others like to watch you on the balcony. Later, we all knew that she was cross-eyed. Please remember this lesson.

3 1. Although you have the habit of sleeping naked, this cannot be the reason why a pair of underwear can be worn for two days. I hope you still have the cheek to take me to see one movie after another, but you won't let me go home.

33. If I do something wrong, my heart is already very sad. Please take the initiative to take the responsibility you should or should not take. Your broad mind is my forever harbor. 34. If your wife's work is not satisfactory, you should be persuasive, help analyze and put forward some constructive plans.

When your wife makes progress, is praised or promoted, you should cheer with me and point out some internal reasons for her success, which is highly appreciated. Please remember that my wife's chestnut hair is fashionable, not ears of wheat.

37. A wife wearing a see-through dress is sexy, not a fever. 38. My wife's makeup is amazing, not a monster.

39, my wife wearing platform shoes is icing on the cake, not congenital deficiency. 40. The wife's rude words are straightforward and lovely, not uneducated.

4 1, the wife's irrationality is spoiled rather than wild. 42. My wife hit me to love you, not to hit you.

43, the wife's financial power is good at management rather than stingy. 44. The most important thing is that the wife is always right because she loves you! Summary of the Fifth Anniversary Speech Yesterday 65438+February 65438+February was my wedding anniversary with Xinxin's father. After marriage, I received a commemorative gift from Xinxin's father every year.

I thought he was too busy to work this year. After six o'clock in the evening, he called me and said that he had just got off work. He asked me to wait for him downstairs. Then he hung up and hurried downstairs. Xinxin's father saw me coming down and took my hand and said, "Today is our wedding anniversary. Let me take you somewhere. " I have a good memory and I haven't forgotten it.

It's quite mysterious. Only when I got on the bus did I know that I had to "wash the sand with big waves". When I arrived at the place, my new father took my hand and said to the waitress, "Give my wife a breast bath", and my heart suddenly warmed up. Go into the bathroom with the waiter and wait for the water to be put in.

2. Wedding anniversary speech phrase Original publisher: kj5fy5

Wedding anniversary speech 1: Wedding anniversary speech Today is my wedding anniversary with my husband! My husband said to treat me to delicious food in the evening. I am very happy that I have a happy family, a lovely husband and a clever daughter now! And I want to pass this happiness on to all my friends. I hope all the homes in the world are so happy, harmonious, healthy, comfortable and barrier-free! I have tried my best to escape from my home. Through my study, understanding, transformation and growth, I am so healthy and my heart is full of gratitude. I thank Mr. Ping Cao for touching my inner iceberg with Satya's sculpture, Mr. Li Zhongying for compiling such a systematic and simple course, Mr. Li Li for guiding me in class, my parents for giving me life to grow up in their way, my husband for his complete companionship, acceptance and support, my friends for their encouragement, support and companionship at the lowest point of my life, my daughter for giving me the power to learn to forgive, forgive and love, and the enlightenment from Buddhism. Gratitude for the disease made me learn to let go! Gratitude and suffering make my heart quiet and peaceful! I don't know why, I suddenly miss Sokun River, Zhuokeji, the mountains and rivers of the two rivers, the tree in front of the school tied by Chairman Mao, the partridge mountain, the prayer wheel in the hand of the Tibetan grandmother, the snow-capped mountains, the grasslands and everything there. That is the home where I grew up, and I miss it very much. My classmates said that if I wanted to, I would go back and have a look. She said: Twenty years later, the Sokun River is still so clear, Zhuokeji is still so elegant and simple, everything there is still so simple, and the mountains and rivers are waiting for me. I said, well, I'm trying. After fifteen years of marriage, I have had ups and downs with my husband. I have had pains, disputes and determination to leave, but I have also had vows of eternal love, very much in love and whispering.

On the occasion of your fifth wedding anniversary, ask your wife for a congratulatory letter.

Dear wife, do you remember? Five years ago today, on the morning of April 28th, 2005, I married you. We walked into an auditorium called home with all our hopes and dreams for a beautiful love!

Married for five years, hand in hand with my wife, sharing weal and woe. In the past five years, there have been laughter, troubles and storms.

In a blink of an eye, it has been five years! Now we have two super cute sons-Xiaoming and Cheng Xiao. The two little guys grow up day by day in our caring eyes. In a blink of an eye, the older one is over 4 years old and the younger one is over 6 months. Because being a father, I know that being a man is very tired; Because as a father, I will be more mature and successful. Children are the continuation of the best life God has given us men, and fathers are also the most beautiful names in the world, so I think it is worthwhile to suffer and be tired again. . . . . . Because I can be with you. . . . . I feel very happy now.

If someone asks me how much I have gained and lost in these five years? In the past five years of marriage, my wife and two little guys are undoubtedly my greatest gains, and they are also the places where I enjoy the happiness of life. What I call loss is just lost youth, but gradually there are one or two wrinkles on my forehead.

Honey, I am your professional driver. When I am bored, I like to take my car to the construction site or go shopping with me. I don't know if it's my driving skills or your habit. You fell asleep as soon as you got on the bus. Seeing that you are asleep, I will pull over to help you cover your coat and then drive slowly. Whenever I see you sleeping in the car, I feel very happy. ).

You are used to surfing the Internet at night. When it gets late, you will shout, "Oh, shit, shit. . . It's so late, I wonder if there will be two more crow's feet in the corner of my eye tomorrow. Dear, please help me turn off the computer. I'm going to wash my face and put on a mask. " Then I ran away with a smile. I think I will complain about Comrade Ma Yun in ali dad when I have the chance, just because he got that Taobao, hehe. . . . . . . )。

Also, every time you eat a lot of snacks, you will drum your mouth and shout: Oh, no, I don't know how much weight you will gain! Then I worked hard to keep fit and said that I must go on a diet these days and lose a few pounds. However, I ate this and that one day, and after eating it. . . . . . ah ...

Every time I buy a lot of useless things, I will regret it when I get home and say, hey … I should have known not to buy this and that. It seems that you bought four pairs of shoes the day before yesterday, and when you go home to try them on, you will say, hey, this pair doesn't fit anything, hehe …

It's like shopping. You can watch the mall for hours without feeling tired. Now, as soon as our Xiaoming heard that you were going to the mall again, he shouted at you: Mommy, are you going to see women's things again? I'm not going with you. I want to play the game car with my father. . . . . . .

And ... . . . There are many more. . .

Hehe ... Honey, you are really cute. . .

Dear, today we spent our fifth wedding anniversary together. You said that the diamond necklace and diamond ring you bought a few days ago were gifts for your fifth anniversary. You asked me: What should I give you for your fifth anniversary? Actually, it doesn't matter what you send. The important thing is that I have always loved you deeply! You are my favorite woman! You have the kindest heart, you have the most considerate eyes, and you bring me happiness and joy! I am also your favorite man. My love for you is absolutely eternal and worth doing for you!

Wife, I really appreciate your understanding, tolerance and encouragement in my most difficult and helpless time since I was married to you for five years! What you said at that time: "I believe my husband is omnipotent, and I believe you can do what you want!" " This sentence is undoubtedly the best stimulant for me when I was most helpless at that time. You have contributed a lot to our struggle so far, wife. Thank you for your constant support. . .

It coincides with the fifth anniversary. I have a wish. I pray to God. I only hope that in the days to come, dear wife, you will be happier, happier, more relaxed and more relaxed. . . . I hope our family will live a healthy and happy life every day! Hold your hand and walk with you forever.

The morning before the sun came out.

I will hold your hand.

Blossoming red rose petals

Fill your face with joy.

Hongse flowers

Fense wedding dress

In your shallow smile

Say a willing answer.

Hold your hand.

Grab your arm.

Crossing the end of the earth

Walk into a warm place together.

That name is our home.

Kiss you hard! Baby, I love you. . . . . . . ! ! !

(This article is only for the fifth anniversary of my beloved wife (Fangfang))

Love you so much forever, care about you so much: always answer the port

2010 April 28th 0 1:20 Foshan, Guangdong.

4. How to fall in love suddenly thought of how to fall in love? So I went to Google to find the following text, and it suddenly became clear.

But in retrospect, I'm not a boy, so why do I need pre-job training? That's funny! Being single in your thirties is a problem, but the more serious problem is finding yourself behind the times and not knowing how to fall in love. Love is going to the park? It sucks! It has been out of date for a long time; Why not walk and talk on the road by the river? Old school! Only old couples or lovers walk by the river; Go to karaoke? Stop! Do you think it is public money consumption or migrant workers who have just entered the city? There is no other way, so there is only food left.

Love should be talked with "mouth", the purpose is to propose marriage, which is called "begging". Together, it is a word "eat". Ancestors have long thought of this layer, how far-reaching it is! I can't refuse to accept that in fact, it is understandable that love is spread in any form. Since culture can set up a stage for the economy, there is nothing wrong with setting up an opera and having feelings. Besides, we can look at each other more realistically while caring about each other.

Since wanting to fall in love is nothing more than eating, since we are in a state of talking, we must first consider where to eat. Love eats but studies.

For the first time, you should show sincerity, which is directly proportional to the grade, and the other party's decision on your strength and impression is also directly proportional to the grade of this dish. At present, all girls are as smart as business veterans. If you have no strength, just cool off! So, you have to kill yourself and go to a place where you don't lose your share.

When ordering food, you have to be sloppy. When the gentleman handed the menu to the opposite opponent, although he was shouting in his heart, don't order too expensive, but he still said with a successful face, just order whatever you want! Of course, few other negotiators are so generous that you can't breathe. Usually, enough is enough, leaving room for you to bravely add another snack. For the first time, when the situation becomes optimistic, but we still need to work hard, we should carry forward the revolutionary spirit of continuous fighting and not being afraid of fatigue, and we should talk over dinner in another place.

Grade and taste can't be bad naturally, it should be quiet and few people, and there should be hazy music at the same time. It's best to simply play the golden saxophone, so as to recall the touching mood of our nth date in the future. These days are the hardest. It is precisely because of this most difficult juncture that the revolutionary situation began to light up. Your money belongs to two people, at least to the next two. You can't waste it. If you want to eat, you should eat economically.

When the relationship is good enough, love relies on eating to promote conversation, but the battlefield has shifted to the homes of both parties-since it is almost a family, why bother to rent someone else's venue? The problem is that when I summed it up there, I didn't understand that love is the truth of inviting people to dinner from the beginning, so I repeatedly hit a wall. And when I understood this truth, I found that I couldn't go on in the first stalemate stage, and all my poor wages were given to the tertiary industry, which contributed to solving the consumption problem? Think of the little girl at the moment as a "child care" in western restaurants and teahouses, especially in some foreign festivals, sharpening her knife several times and waiting in line to be slaughtered.

Are there any girls who can fall in love without eating? There should be, but the problem is that this woman used to have only, but now she can't hear it many times. At the moment, the girl has a big appetite. When you bite your teeth and make up your mind to leave, you don't blink, thinking that everyone is rich or forcing you to be rich.

I once said that a girl has only been out twice, and suddenly I said "international" is good. I don't know what to do. Surprised, that's four stars! If I go to dinner, I have to stay and wash dishes for a month! So I had some tea with her in a small gable and finished our last dinner. A friend with the same problem was unfortunate for a while. He met a lot of people, and usually only had one meal, so he was quite down and out.

Finally, a pure jade girl appeared, but although she ate a lot of rice, she was willing to continue eating, but the progress of her speech seemed to be small. This worries my friend, because he eats and drinks with all kinds of "immortals" all day, and eating out becomes a burden.

I tried to please her, but I was so drunk that I forgot where she had never been. So, we sat together and complained.

A friend said that it is one thing to talk about how much money to fall in love with a gentleman who comes to the door! Eating and drinking, hello and I am good, isn't it through eating to find and befriend? I said, after all, love is a treat! Friends are amazed. Sighed and groggy, she invited herself to dinner.

Maybe a friend drank too much wine at noon, or he was really tired after eating all the time, and his thinking was easily out of control. The man sighed with emotion: Hey! This paragraph is for you to eat, which makes me very tired! He didn't notice that the jade girl was saying "you" to him, so he blurted out in surprise: love is a treat to dinner! what did you say ? /Excuse me? Love is a treat to dinner? Ah! Me? .

The friend just reacted and stretched out his hands, as if to catch the sentence that was about to fall to the ground. Late at night, when she got up and looked back for the last time, Jade Girl gave him a hard gouge: You think love is a treat for dinner! ! Then, ask everyone, what is love, not a dinner party? Have you noticed? The feeling of love is always sweet at first. I always feel that I have one more person to accompany you and share with you. You're finally not lonely anymore. At least one person thinks of you and loves you. No matter what you do, as long as you can be together, but slowly, with the deepening of your understanding of each other, you begin to find each other's shortcomings, so problems happen one after another, and you begin to get bored, bored and even want to escape. She suits you, so are you suitable for her? In fact, feelings are like grindstones. You may not be so satisfied when you pick them up for the first time, but remember that people are flexible and many things can be changed. As long as you have the heart and courage, instead of picking up unknown stones everywhere, it is better to polish the stones you already have. Have you started grinding? Many people think that people become lazy because of their weak feelings.

No! In fact, people are conquered by inertia first, so feelings will fade. At a dinner party, someone suggested eating more.

5. The minimum gift for wedding anniversary is 0.27 yuan. Open a librarian to view the full content > Original Publisher: kj5fy5 Wedding Anniversary Speech Part I: Wedding Anniversary Speech Today is my wedding anniversary with my husband! My husband said he would treat me to delicious food in the evening.

I am very happy that I have a happy family, a lovely husband and a clever daughter now! And I want to pass this happiness on to all my friends. I hope all the homes in the world are so happy, harmonious, healthy, comfortable and barrier-free! I have tried my best to escape from my home. Through my study, understanding, transformation and growth, I am so healthy and my heart is full of gratitude. I thank Mr. Ping Cao for touching my inner iceberg with Satya's sculpture, Mr. Li Zhongying for compiling such a systematic and simple course, Mr. Li Li for guiding me in class, my parents for giving me life to grow up in their way, my husband for his complete companionship, acceptance and support, my friends for their encouragement, support and companionship at the lowest point of my life, my daughter for giving me the power to learn to forgive, forgive and love, and the enlightenment from Buddhism. Gratitude for the disease made me learn to let go! Gratitude and suffering make my heart quiet and peaceful! I don't know why, I suddenly miss Sokun River, Zhuokeji, the mountains and rivers of the two rivers, the tree in front of the school tied by Chairman Mao, the partridge mountain, the prayer wheel in the hand of the Tibetan grandmother, the snow-capped mountains, the grasslands and everything there.

That is the home where I grew up, and I miss it very much. My classmates said that if I wanted to, I would go back and have a look.

She said: Twenty years later, the Sokun River is still so clear, Zhuokeji is still so elegant and simple, everything there is still so simple, and the mountains and rivers are waiting for me. I said, well, I'm trying.

After fifteen years of marriage, I have had ups and downs with my husband. I have had pains, disputes and determination to leave, but I have also had vows of eternal love, very much in love and whispering.

Dear guests, friends and elders: Hello everyone! Today is my son's wedding day with xx, and I feel very happy and honored.

I am glad that this couple walked into their wedding hall hand in hand today and started their new life. We have accomplished a glorious task. Rong Xin is so many relatives, friends and folks who have sent sincere wishes.

Here, on behalf of both parents, I would like to express my heartfelt wishes to the couple. At the same time, I would like to take this opportunity to express my heartfelt thanks to the leaders, colleagues and friends who have cared, supported and nurtured our family for many years! Marriage is a major event in life, and it is also a major event for every parent. Facing the lovers on the stage and so many relatives and friends off the stage, I send three words to the couple: First, I hope you can understand each other, tolerate each other and help each other in the same boat on the road of life; The second is to respect and honor parents. Being married means that your parents are old and you need to visit them often. Third, keep forging ahead, work hard, and repay the society, parents and units with practical actions.

Finally, I want to thank my in-laws, who have trained such a good daughter and such a good daughter-in-law. I would like to take this opportunity to wish the couple a happy life, mutual respect and love again, and sincerely wish all the guests who come to my son's daughter-in-law's wedding good health and happy family! Thank you all.