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1. In order to be a rich second generation, I stayed in bed every day until my father made a fortune.

I just went to a hot pot restaurant nearby, which is famous for its good service. While waiting in line, there was a quarrel across the street, so I stood at the door and watched. Then a waiter brought me a stool and snacks, and told me that they had sent someone to inquire about the cause of the fight. Let me wait a moment.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you downstairs.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. I hope you can recommend some good boyfriends. Thank you.

One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He kept crying and crying, and he was very sad. As a result, he sprouted.

6. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only acceptable way to lose weight is to go to the toilet more often.

8. Be sure to use the right ear when listening to the results, because the left ear is close to the heart and may die suddenly.

9. At ten o'clock in the evening, a woman's growling voice came from upstairs: "What does it matter? What does it matter? " My gossip heart can't help jumping. I leaned against the windowsill and listened carefully to the following words. The woman continued to shout angrily, "It's the opposite of each other." .

10. It is said that silence is golden, so I sold all my friends who usually don't like to talk.

1 1. The teacher's occupation is to take the students to swim in the ocean of knowledge for a while every day, and you will find that only you are ashore! Then you have to go back to fishing one by one. Some of them were fished yesterday, and they will be fished again today. When you are breathing, you will be horrified to find that you have to swim back.

12. Don't always stay indoors, and occasionally go outside for a walk in the living room, kitchen and bathroom.

13. Playing games at night, I suddenly felt sleepy at one o'clock in the morning, so I wanted to win before going to bed, and finally went to bed early after ten o'clock in the evening.

14.KTV is a large group of people shouting their voices and singing their feelings that they dare not say.

15. In fact, flip phones have a particularly powerful hidden function, that is, if you fall to the ground hard, you will get two straight phones.

16. Intermittent complacency, persistent mixed eating will kill you. I want to save my strength and build my hair, but everything I can improve is rusty. I haven't started to do it yet.

17. The ideal holiday life is a nap in the morning, a nap in the middle, a nap in the afternoon and a nap at midnight.

18. You pretend to be cold after every exam, because when others are arguing about whether the answer is A or B, you can't figure out why you chose C.

19. It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water; The key to the relationship between the head being submerged is not to leak water casually; It doesn't matter if your head leaks. The key is not to leak your nose.

20. If you don't become a rich second generation in this life, then work hard, have a good son, confiscate all the money earned by your son, and let him be a rich second generation!

2 1. I heard that eating fish can make people smart, but you'd better not try. Life is short, and I'm afraid you will die.

22. If someone loves you more than me, they will die for you. Then let him die. I will love you.

23. Some people can look good after makeup, some people can look good after makeup, and some people can only look good after being reborn.

24. When I was a child, I tied a plastic bag to the doll as a kite and discovered the principle of parachute. Later, I used an umbrella as a parachute, only to find that it is really expensive to see a doctor in a hospital!