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The talk about men is so classic that girls must watch it.

1. A man is an animal: he looks like a peacock, has a temper like a bull and behaves like a stallion. Betrayal is a man's blood, fraternity is a man's declaration, freedom is a man's mantra, and a man's change of heart is a consistent fashion.

2. There are three things in the world that you can't believe; Men's promises, men's feelings and men's reasons. If he gives you an everlasting promise, it is because he is not sure about your feelings; If he says that you are the deepest (only) love in his life, it means that he must have said the same thing to other women; If he stood you up and gave you a lot of reasons, don't believe it. A man is a master at making up reasons, and his reasons are only two words. excuse

A person is sincere when he promises, but he is also sincere when he betrays. He no longer loves you, but only feels that the qualities that attracted him at the beginning have disappeared. If you are interested in a man, don't show your talents in front of him. Because if you fall in love with a stupid man, he doesn't know what your talent is for. Smart men will never fall in love with smart women. He knows that he will be more tired with smart women. Of course, this is not the case. If you must show your talents and wisdom, you'd better add them after expressing your opinions? You are so clever that I won't tell you everything. "You should know better than me. Do I need to tell you? Something like that

The best way to see if a man loves you or not is to see if he is willing to lead you into a collapsed world and get to know his friends, especially his parents. If a man refuses to introduce you to his parents, it means that he absolutely doesn't love you. Don't be cheated. If he is fooled, you'd better hold him? Don't be serious about losing your virginity after drinking? In this way, although you can't have love, you can at least save face. When a man meets a woman, there is only one idea in his heart, that is, to sleep with him. Women can't take this as * *. Even if he wants to establish a long-term and fixed relationship with you, it just means that he wants to continue to sleep with you.

If you think a man is rare, and you have fallen in love with him from the beginning, please pinch your thigh. If you don't feel pain, congratulations! You are dreaming. If you feel pain, don't wake up from your dream soon. When dealing with women, men often abandon chaos. But when you abandon it, please at least find a good excuse. It is foolish not to find a good excuse. It is cruel not to look for it. Don't be complacent about a pursuit that lasts for several years. See how often he calls you or visits you. If it is more than a week, please pay attention! He pursued you not because he loved you too much, but because he realized one of his dreams.

6. To appease a man, you have to be kind to him, but not always. Just take care of him when he is ill. If your man is sorry for you, please break up with him resolutely, but pay attention to the method, break up gently and don't lose your temper. This is very different. The former is regret in the world, while the latter is disagreement. Give men more regrets. Because for regret, it has always been a beautiful scenery in a man's heart. Most of them don't know how to cherish. They believe that what they can't get is the most beautiful, and what they lose is always poetic. It is much better for him to lose you than to lose him. Don't be moved by men's guilt about you. Because according to the analysis of deep psychological factors, when he feels guilty about you, he usually subconsciously begins to reject you. What is a myth? Please listen to men express their love to you; What is a legend? Please listen to the man's promise to you: What is a dream? Please take a look at your reaction after hearing the first two. Look at the man's attitude towards you, and see where he takes you. Take you to a fancy hotel, he wants you to be his lover: take you to a ball game, he only regards you as a buddy: take you to a bar, he wants to have a one-night stand with you: take you to a roadside stall, no! You are wrong, not treating you as a wife, he is implying that we are going to have an AA dinner today.

7. Just because a man likes you doesn't mean he loves you. Just because a man says he loves you doesn't mean he will marry you. Just because a man says he wants to marry you doesn't mean he will treat you well all his life. Men say they will treat you well for a lifetime; It means he's lying. In short, everything just shows that he is lonely and bored. When a man has a chance to have sex with you and he doesn't do it, it doesn't prove that he is a gentleman. Be careful! He probably grew up because he already has a wife and has a good relationship with her.

8. For men, please don't try the law. If you haven't practiced invulnerability, do Shen Jin first. If you don't have self-defense skills, don't walk in the Jianghu. If you call your boyfriend (husband) (pager, mobile phone), and the line is busy (no answer), you don't return, and your phone is turned off (out of service), there is no need to call again. Because ruining other people's happy time is really a bad thing, and the key is to embarrass yourself.