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32 humorous confessions

1, I want to be with you.

2. Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

3. All beings suffer, and you smell like strawberries.

4, you are here, I am here, that is, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

Do you know how important you are to me?

6. I have been forgetful all my life, and only you will remember.

Fortunately, I miss you silently, otherwise it would be deafening.

8. Be angry with you at any time and be warmed by you at any time.

9. If you cry again, I will go home and kneel on the washboard.

10, the fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

1 1. If I can't have you in my life, I will hate myself.

12, you object to this position, I want to sit firmly for life.

13, don't make me love you, just do whatever I want.

14, from today on, if you like me, I will allow it.

15, I would like to be an English platform, dance with you and fly with you.

16, Newton discovered gravity, and I found your attraction to me.

17, along the way, the scenery is not important, what matters is that you are by my side!

18, I like you, how can I give up easily, unless time passes and I die.

19, you are the eastern hemisphere and I am the western hemisphere. Together, we are the whole earth.

20. Don't fall in love with me. I'm just a thief. I went into your heart and stole it.

2 1. What I write best is not traditional Chinese characters or regular script, but your name.

Best of all, one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night and wake up with you.

23. The quality of sleep lies not in the length of time, but in whether I dreamed of you or not.

24. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

25. Do you know? I am also an astronomer. They found the stars and I found you.

26. Since I fell in love with you, I have escaped from gravity, because my center of gravity has become you.

27. I love you, whether it is sunny or rainy; Love for you, no matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

28, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, don't want to cold war, don't want to have a second regret with you.

29. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.

30. I envy everyone around you who doesn't matter, so they can easily see you that I miss so much.

3 1 Just like you, I give up a thousand times in my heart. If you say something nice, I will risk my life another 10,000 times.

32. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am so overbearing. I'm yours, and no one can take it away. That's how I gave up.