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Dress up a friend and talk about it.

1, not too good, you can refuse what you don't want to do, you don't have to be forced to do what you can't do, and pretend not to hear if you don't like it. Your life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.

2. Friends in the teacher's mouth give you the whole youth. Disappointed youth, rebellious years, fermented into a bowl of turquoise grass juice, poured into my heart. May you and I both have a youth with an upturned mouth when we are old.

3, it is casual, different from having no temper, I never said that I am that kind. Let's meet the right person in the future, so that when we are mature enough, we will never be separated for no reason.

Youth is like a grand and magnificent play, with different masks, different roles, different experiences and the same sadness.

One day you will meet someone who makes your laughter and tears meaningful. He treats you well and regards you as the most important person in life. If goodbye can't make your eyes red, can I make your face red?

6. Our biggest misunderstanding of youth is that some people are kind to you and think it is love. Obviously just passers-by, but everyone loves them. If you love someone, you think you can live forever. If you hurt your heart once, you won't hurt it twice in the same place.

7, mood, in the gap between time and reality, youth and beauty, as fragile as air-dried paper. Because I am young, I have no choice but to try. Time is like a thief. It stole our innocence and proud youth.

8. I know you won't be the final destination. It doesn't matter if you can only be a passerby. At least now you stop at my place and I'll give you the best.

9. I cried to surrender countless times in my heart, but pretended not to care on my face. At that moment, I felt so strong that my youth was consumed day by day in the painful strength. I didn't realize until later that I tried to be brave because I was weak.

10, there is no incurable injury, only those who refuse to dress it. The biggest difference and estrangement between people is that what you can't get through in your heart may be just a trivial matter to others.

202 1 the unique connotation and personality of wechat friends circle. Talk about the mood phrases that are not incurable.

1. Put people you know in your eyes and important people in your heart.

There is no need to explain things like disappointment and injustice to everyone.

3. Express yourself boldly, refuse decisively when it is time to refuse, and don't worry about making others unhappy. You have no responsibility to please everyone.

Finally, we didn't even have a lukewarm greeting.

5. Emotions will always flood in an instant, and you will be caught off guard every time.

6. There are no incurable injuries, only those who refuse to dress them.

7. One hundred steps away, I tried to take ninety-nine steps to you, but at the last step, you chose to step back.

8. I'd rather not experience it because I'm afraid of being hurt.

9. Smile more in the future and don't be wronged. The way you cry is really ugly.

10. At the most helpless age, meet the person who wants to protect most.

1 1. I want to buy a piece of land. What? Your unwavering loyalty.

12. The bravest thing I have ever done is to like you and give up on you.

13. Your kindness should never be used on people who don't know good or bad.

14. The two hardest things to do in this world are giving up and forgiving.

15. Do you remember how long you haven't said you love me?

16. I gradually feel that those who have not come together and those days when they can't go back have their reasons.

17. I'm not crowded here, only you.

18. I didn't say something, but the dust has settled.

19. The real disappointment is not cursing, not crying, not losing my temper with you, but being silent. What you have done has nothing to do with me.

20. Because he doesn't like you, he won't be sad for your sadness.

2 1. Love is love. You don't know how badly I lost when I was serious.

22. This was a once bustling alley. I remember roadside tea, shoeshine people, neat tiles, and tea in the air seems to be your love.

23. I gradually feel that those who have not come together and those days when they can't go back have their reasons.

24. Nothing you can't do will never bring you happiness.

25. Spring water is born, the spring forest is in full bloom, and the spring breeze is ten miles, not as good as you.

26. I still tremble when I hear from you occasionally, although it has nothing to do with me.

27. Nine points is like dignity, giving up on you and letting yourself go.

28. Love is like this. When you meet someone at a certain time, with a certain sentence, there is a faint sweetness jumping on the tip of your tongue. I still have some acid in my heart.

29. I am still the same as before, living a life that is neither salty nor light.

30. I remember how sad I was when I never said anything.

202 1 QQ space talk about daquan

1, tomorrow's road must be tenacious even if it is difficult, and only the bully can create brilliance.

Don't lose hope, you never know what will happen tomorrow.

There is no way to change the past, but the future is still in your hands.

The road is at my own feet, and no one can decide my direction.

5. Say goodbye to previous disappointments and wave into the world.

6. If you are willing to be the last audience in my life, then I am definitely the last passbook in your life!

7. In today's society, women will accompany you if they have money, and play with you if they have no money.

8. If you want to be respected by others, you must first respect others.

9. I don't like sleeping with a woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

10, you in the future will definitely appreciate yourself now.

1 1. The weak believe in fate, and the strong believe that everything happens for a reason.

12, would anyone like to walk into a small hotel hand in hand with me, get a room, take a bath and buy a suit to start the first 20xx?

13, life ups and downs, low head, waist soft, I will get up again!

14, time is not long, I hope you cherish it. . .

15, I have a sweet and sour taste, I bear joys and sorrows, I am my own sun, and I don't need to rely on anyone's light.

16, the snake tells us that it is not the sugar-coated shells that defeat us, but our growing bodies, and we are the most powerful enemies. Lightning and Thunder tells us that people always think you are masturbating, but in fact you are dodging bullets.

17, Minesweeping tells us not to care about your success in the previous step, but to care about your failure in the next step. Super Mary tells us that success lies not in how high you jump, but in how far you run. "Contra" tells us that it is often not the enemy in front that stops you from advancing, but the black gun behind you! Tank battle tells us: Don't just want to have sex, watch your bird.

18, I really can't stand it. What's wrong with girls now? Pay less and less attention to personal hygiene! Now girls are getting sloppy. I stood on the balcony with a telescope for three days. No girls go to the bathroom to take a bath. I want to ask how the girls are now. Do you have such a boyfriend?

19, I can't help you understand anything about you. I can't help but want to catch any memories about you, but they are always one step away. I have been thinking that this step is far away, and I have never understood why it is so difficult to take a step. Maybe it is time, maybe life, maybe will, maybe life!

20. I can't help you see anything about you. I can't help but want to capture any memory about you, but it's always one step away. I've been thinking that this step is far away. I have never understood why it is so difficult to take a step. Maybe time, maybe life, maybe will, maybe life!

2 1, I like loneliness in the dark, but I don't like fatigue. I don't want to work the night shift, because I think of many things every night. I often think of everything that happened before. I often think of the past dribs and drabs. I don't regret anything I did, but I have to bear it! I accept all punishment, whether it is life, work or love, and I resolutely choose my hobby!

22. Later you find that the food you used to hate is no longer so bad. The failed love has now become the capital that Kan Kan talks about. Once you thought you had met the most sad hurdle in life, and later you found that the next one was more sad than the next one. As long as you pass 12 midnight, your daytime experience becomes an experience. So, ah, sometimes you have to have the courage to do something and love someone, no matter how good or bad, tomorrow will come.

23. You always envy others for being too beautiful. You always envy others for being more handsome than yourself. After enjoying them, you will feel a huge gap in your heart. You don't think you can compare with them. You feel that the goddess (male god) you worship is completely out of touch with yourself. Then you're confused, you're sad, you complain, and you even hate why you didn't grow into love at first sight. But you don't know that the feeling of true love is right. The appearance is just a piece of skin. He doesn't need to look comfortable, but you don't know your uniqueness. At the same time attract other boys (girls). You don't need to be beautiful, cool, handsome, kind and sunny. You are loved by many people, so don't always envy others for always shining, and don't forget that you are also shining.

24. You should know that all the disappointments in life come from "thinking too much", or the old saying goes, "No matter what your life is like, you should believe that there is no tomorrow that you can't reach".

25. A person with an income of 6.5438+0 million tells you that working with her can make money. You hesitated for a long time and didn't do it. The reason is: you consulted a friend with a monthly salary of 3 thousand, and he told you it was not reliable, so you listened to your friend. This is your mode! Please always remember: if you want to know something about an industry, you should either try it yourself or ask the successful people in this industry. Remember not to ask those irrelevant people who are unsuccessful, because they give you nothing but failed experience and negative energy!

26. When you are jealous and envious that others have things and things you don't have, you should think about whether you look down on others or your own mediocrity and compromise.

27. In my dream, I was in a strange city, I got lost, and I cried!

28. I have thought about what is the best love many times. If there is a road ahead that I have fallen beyond recognition, and you insist on going, I hope that the way I love is not to pull you to say that I can't go, but to prepare the most durable shoes for you and an umbrella to tell you that the second intersection is slippery. Go home with food. I think the best love should be that I love you and love you.

29. It is obvious that you can eat by your face, but you must rely on talent.

30. If Shuai Neng is a meal, I can feed the population of 654.38+03 billion in China.

3 1, don't be silly, girl, there is no cold man in this world, but it is not you who is warm.

32. You can be handsome. But not handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee!

33. Grandpa once said that returning will become a myth!

34, the road can be paved, people can't cry.

35. Marriage means that your mother becomes my mother and your school uniform becomes a wedding dress!

36. A relationship, if successful, is called love; If you fail, it is called youth.

37. I want to work hard while I am young, but no one expected that time would carve vicissitudes on my face.

A man is a child's first teacher. Please pay attention to your own quality, otherwise not having children will delay his future and ruin his life.

39. Trains are no better than buses. You don't want to fuck, but you should also beware of cheating.

40, men will eventually, chickens don't choose food. If necessary, women will eventually.

4 1. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".

42. Girls' feelings are always poetic, while young women's feelings are always wet.

43. I changed my avatar yesterday. I asked my daughter-in-law: Is my avatar awesome? Daughter-in-law said' like'.

44.take a risk! The whole life is an adventure, and the person who goes farthest is often the one who is willing to take risks.

45. If noodles could be eaten as food, I would be rich now. A man supports a family not by the face you think is important, but by his own efforts.

46. The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

47.are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

48. I'm old enough to play, but how can I be preoccupied and indulge my youth, but how can I only resign myself to fate?

49. What if I have lost the world in your heart? If you are by my side, why not have a rival of 3,000?

50. Those who scold you are those who envy you. Those who are weaker than you and those who are stronger than you have no time to talk to you at all.

5 1. History is false except for people's names. This novel is true, but the name of the person is false.

52. High-rise buildings rise from the ground up. You have to rely on your own brilliance and complain about society. You have no money and no status.

Love is when you slap him and he asks why your hands are so cold.

54. When I was with my wife, one day we were sitting on the bus and she leaned against the window. I said, "Wife, your face looks like a peach!" " "The wife said coily," Is it pink? " I said, "No, my face is covered with hair when I look at the sun. "

55. When I was very young, I peed with my little sister next door. She was surprised and said, why did you grow a lump of meat between your legs? I was shocked and said, didn't you? She said: no one! In order not to become an alien, I went home crying and clamoring with my parents to cut it off.

56. Life tells me that not everyone is willing to accompany you through everything. Sometimes there must be something in life. Don't insist all the time. Don't force, don't give in, let it be.

57. When I was in the dark with my friends the other day, I saw many pupils. The one next to him did well, and soon he was amazing. He looked at my 0- 13-0 record and showed disdain! I got up silently and went out to dial 1 10! Soon the police uncle came and took them all away! I want you to be great, student.

58. There are always people who will change themselves and put down the bottom line to cater to you. People who love you will eventually care about everything and forgive everything. This is not a natural good temper, but they don't want to lose you.

59. What is happiness? It means that two people stay together, make a scene and never break up.

60. If the sky gives me brilliance, I will be more rampant than the sky.

6 1, life can't be perfect, we just do our best. If you can't control the weather, you can change your mood; If you can't change your appearance, you can smile; If you are not brave enough, you can learn to persist; If you are not smart enough, you can study hard.

62. Make the process more perfect and leave no regrets at last.

63. You dedicated your precious body to junior high school. 10 years later, you are worthless.

64. Money is only a substance that can satisfy people's desires and greed. It can only bring you temporary excitement, but it can't bring you wealth that can fill your heart.

65. How many girls in the world have lost their virginity? Happily, someone else's future wife is lying in bed; Sadly, your future wife doesn't know whose bed she is lying in, moaning in a low voice; What's more tragic is that she will ask you for a room and a car to get married tomorrow after losing her body that should belong to you in a hotel in 80 yuan for one night today!

66. Others laugh at me for making money, and I laugh at others for eating without my parents.

67. There is a sky above and a ground below, and I stand in the middle and bake under the scorching sun.

68. The existence of mistress tells us that even if flowers are inserted in cow dung, flies can't be stopped from flying upwards.

69. I have been down and out, and I have been confused. Although I have experienced ups and downs, I have never been afraid.

70. Beauty makes people stop, but wisdom makes people stay.

7 1, others have speculated that you have many ambiguous relationships, but in fact you are as lonely as a dog.

72. Ten years in Hedong, ten years in Hexi. Ten years later, I'll see if you can still be as awesome as before.

73. You said that you would like to drink a glass of wine for the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are drunk and alone at dusk, if that person holds out his hand, you will still go with him.

74. Only children can distinguish right from wrong, and adults only look at advantages and disadvantages.

75. It's foolish to reach for what you can't catch.

76. It's ok to brag, but you have to work hard to circle the cows; You can pretend to be forced, but you have to try to keep pretending. Rich second generation illusion: I am as awesome as my dad. The illusion of the poor second generation: the rich second generation is not as good as his father.

77. It is easy to call a wife, but it is not difficult to call a wife, but calling an old woman is a lifelong commitment!

78. People who care about me will remember your kindness. Even if I have nothing, I definitely have a conscience.

79. Now you try your best to protect your face, and later you will find that it is worthless.

80. There is no phobia of choice, not only because of poverty, but also because of indecision.

No matter how many times you cried last night, when you woke up in the morning, the city was still busy.

82. No one is rich enough to redeem his past.

83. Dreams can be seen when you look up, but it takes a lot of time to realize them.

84. Cherish everything in front of you and don't fantasize about the distant future!

If I have little left, who will be my last burden?

86. No matter how good a friend is, when it comes to money, his attitude changes, his tone changes, and finally his relationship changes.

87. No one doesn't want to ride in the limousine with you, but what you need is someone willing to take the bus with you when the limousine breaks down.

No matter how hard you work, the environment will kill you in minutes.

89. Little wet brother: wet blessing, I chased a goddess, and she put forward ten conditions. Nine of these conditions have been met. The last condition is: keep your body straight, keep your hands and feet still, and don't take anything. She stood 8 cm away from me/kloc-0. If she touches any part of her body, she will agree to my pursuit. I've been thinking for three days. what can I do? ! ! Wet compress: ... Are you fucking stupid? You peed on her.

90. If you can't persist, there will be no future.

9 1, chase if you like, no one is a cheap basket.

92. What we try our best to do now is hard work, but what will happen in the future is a gift.

93. Your eyes are clear and bright, and always bring me infinite strength.

94. Life is a journey, and the most beautiful scenery is always on the road.

95. My belief in success comes from the feeling of failure.

96. So two little people appeared. The one on the left said her, and the one on the right said her.

97. I have many enemies, but I have never failed; I don't have many friends, but I'm always happy.

98. You have the power to make me cry, and I also have the power to make you lose.

99. Not every man is a coward when he cries, but he is really tired.

For a man, the three most important words are not Gao Fushuai, but self-motivated.

202 1 mood phrase encyclopedia: there are no scars that will not fade, and there are no wounds that will not heal; not have

1, some stories, except memories, no one will stay; Some helpless, in addition to silence, no one will say; There are some things that no one will understand except yourself.

2. I can't hide secrets, and I can't hide sadness, just like I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart. I'm so calm. You want to hurt, you hurt.

People who know me think I'm quiet, people who know me think I'm crazy, and only those who know me know that I'm actually sad.

4, don't get a little hurt, you will be devastated. After all, there are still many big waves waiting for you to ride the wind and waves in the future.

Everyone is a book and is read by others. Read too many books, only appreciate the gorgeous language, unmoved. What can move me must be affectionate words, maybe not many, only a few numbers and words, but enough to make people irresistible.

6. The most tormenting thing about love is not parting, but touching memories, which make it easy for people to stand in the same place and think they can go back.

7. It is said that everything has its vanquisher. You said, you are doomed to stop me; In fact, you don't know, that's what I let you down.

8. Don't always pour out your heart to those who are only a little close to you, which will only make your feelings cheaper.

9. There are no scars that will not fade, and there are no wounds that will not be good; There is no despair that will not stop.

10, time flies like water is everything a person has, and only this thing really belongs to you. Everything else was a moment of joy and misfortune, and in a blink of an eye it was a fleeting time.