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What are the most livable cities in China?

China is the safest and most beautiful megacity, which is most suitable for dreaming, working, living, living and enjoying. The most promising city in the future is definitely Chongqing for the following reasons:

1, Chongqing is not afraid of earthquakes. It can withstand the erosion and tossing of the Yangtze River and Jialing River for tens of thousands of years, and it can be seen that the crust of Chongqing is rock solid. There is a large seismic belt in the west of China (for example, the main seismic belt is west of Chengdu). Fortunately, Chongqing just avoided the main earthquake zone. It's safe to buy a house here, so don't worry that the earthquake will pass through the house.

Chongqing is a mountain city, which is easy to defend but difficult to attack. The Qing army entered Shanhaiguan, but Chongqing could not take it for a long time; The Yuan Empire also defeated Chongqing; The Japanese who laid more than half of China had nothing to do with Chongqing, and finally lost to the Chongqing regime as the temporary capital.

3. Stay away from war: the northern city of China is threatened by Soviet Russia, the eastern city is threatened by Japanese and Korean missiles, the southeastern city is threatened by the United States, Vietnam and the Philippines in the Taiwan Strait, and the western city (Chengdu) is threatened by India. Only Chongqing is relatively safe and far from the war. Don't worry, your house will be destroyed by missiles, not to mention nuclear weapons will be thrown here.

4. Chongqing public security is leading the country. As early as 20 12 years ago, Chongqing was already the fastest city in the world (it arrived at the scene about 3 minutes after receiving the police). After 20 12 years, Chongqing's public security advantage was further consolidated.

5. The pressure of life in Chongqing is small: Although Chongqing is a first-tier city, its housing prices are cheaper than many third-tier cities. Cities with high housing prices and too much pressure don't even have the most basic sense of security in daily life. Therefore, Chongqing is too secure in this respect.

6. Chongqing is not exclusive, and it is good for foreign sons-in-law. The vast majority of Chongqing people are only children, so Chongqing people treat foreign son-in-law like their own sons. Not only do you not want a bride price, but your parents-in-law also give you a house and a car. Take care of you like your own son. You said it was safe or not.

7. Chongqing is a policy dividend city: whether the future development is good or not depends on national policies. Chongqing is the only municipality directly under the central government in the central and western regions. In order to promote the central and western regions, the state will always take good policies to pilot Chongqing (whoever pilots first will make a fortune, such as Shenzhen's reform and opening up pilot will get a bonus). In Chongqing, a city that has always followed the national support policies, large and small policy dividends can be shared in advance. How safe!

8. Chongqing is a "beauty city": compared with the topography and smog in Chengdu basin, Chongqing has two great rivers running through the city, which naturally purifies the city and brings beneficial fresh water vapor to the city (better than the seawater vapor in the coastal area), which has excellent skin care, anti-aging and anti-aging effects. Good for health, good for appearance, is it safe?

9. The travel cost of Chongqing people is extremely low. On the one hand, Chongqing has its own mountains, rivers and lakes, and can enjoy itself without leaving the main city; On the other hand, Chongqing is located in the center of Chongqing in the middle and west 10, with high-speed rail, ships, aviation, highways and other transportation extending in all directions with neighboring provinces. The cost of tourism is low (there are many endless scenic spots outside Chongqing, even if you travel outside Chongqing, the surrounding areas are very close to Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Shaanxi, Hubei and Guangxi, and the high-speed rail can reach the capitals of several surrounding provinces in one to two hours). Compared with other cities, Chongqing people are located in the center of the midwest, and the tourism cost is extremely low.

10, Chongqing has extremely developed traffic and extremely low travel costs. Compared with Chengdu, which has only land and air transportation, Chongqing has many advantages, such as water collection, land, air and internet. Chongqing's light rail, subway and other convenient rail transit are famous all over the country, and the travel cost is extremely low. Relying on Chongqing-Chongqing-New Europe International Railway, you can even go to Central Asia, Russia, Eastern Europe and Western Europe by train. Travel costs are extremely low. Is your wallet safe?

1 1, easy to find a job: Chongqing is a leading high-tech industrial city such as automobile manufacturing, notebook and mobile phone manufacturing, e-commerce and big data. There is a lot of work. Even if you are unemployed, it is easy to find another job without leaving Chongqing. Do you think work and employment are safe?

12, Chongqing has strong anti-risk ability. It goes without saying that Chongqing is an industrial city and it is easy to find a job. It is said that in the face of great disasters, Chongqing people have been lucky to live for several generations. No matter which city is the happiest after fighting the epidemic for three years, Chongqing is the only one. Every time there is a major disaster, Chongqing is located in the middle of Yunnan, Guizhou, Sichuan, Shaanxi, Hubei, Hunan, Guangxi and other provinces, so it is convenient to purchase inexpensive goods from neighboring provinces and cities at the fastest speed. Moreover, Chongqing is a developed city such as manufacturing, tourism and catering, and it can also produce local products quickly on its own. Industrial products in Chongqing (cars, notebooks, mobile phones, etc.). ) are exported to the whole country and the whole world. Whether during the War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression period, the Wenchuan earthquake, or the fight against the COVID-19 epidemic, Chongqing's resistance and immunity are very strong.

13, Chongqing people are generous, honest and frank. Chongqing people have a long history of friendship with their brothers (it used to be called "Paoge Friendship", and Paoge people never loosen their belts! )。 Chongqing people are sincere and open-minded. If they invite you to dinner, they won't let you pay. If they promise you something, they usually do their best.

14, the beauty of Chongqing is like a cloud. The beauty of Chongqing women, just like the generous beauty of Chongqing people (for example, the first golden ratio supermodel Ai Shangzhen came from Chongqing), is the beauty of modeling temperament, Cleopatra's beauty and the beauty of a generation of domineering queens. Of course, Chongqing also has many beautiful jasper because it belonged to Sichuan before being directly under the central government and was influenced by Chengdu. Most Chongqing people have beautiful wives and are too busy to love them. How can they miss your wife? Compared with other cities, do you think your feelings in Chongqing are safe?

15, Chongqing men are good men. Men in Chongqing love three things: especially their wives, work and life. It goes without saying that you love your wife (Chongqing men are notoriously henpecked and rake their ears); Chongqing is a mountain city, and Chongqing men who cross mountains and rivers are born with a high sense of fighting spirit and responsibility at work. Maybe it's because Chongqing is an automobile manufacturing city. Chongqing men like to play with cars, like go on road trip, and like to take their whole family out to travel and enjoy life.

16, education and medical care in Chongqing are extremely developed. Chongqing is an education base in the midwest (985,211colleges and universities have everything), and it is the best base for providing for the aged and living, with complete medical science and technology research and development (there are many large military colleges and hospitals in Chongqing alone). Suitable for raising children and preventing old age.

17, Chongqing is a beautiful city with a very high value. Light rail passes through buildings and the sky; The subway flies over the Yangtze River and Jialing River; Two great rivers are like two giant dragons crossing and playing in the city; Realistic version of Spirited Away Dream City; Hundreds of bridges with their own characteristics, such as Rainbow Bridge, Spider Web Bridge and Chinese Bridge, connect mountains and rivers such as Yuzhong Peninsula, Jiangbei Kou Peninsula, Yangguang Island, Gele Mountain, Jinyun Mountain, Nanshan Mountain, Yangtze River and Jialing River. There are countless parks, botanical gardens, zoos, water world, happy valley, sea world and adventure parks all over the city. In addition, there are countless business districts in Chongqing (Chongqing has been rated as the top three cities in China for four or five years in a row, and consumption cost is too low, so everyone loves to spend). Chongqing is known as the Oriental Manhattan. In fact, Chongqing, known as the most beautiful night scene, has already surpassed Manhattan, new york, USA.

18, Chongqing has unlimited future development potential. Positioning Chongqing as a municipality directly under the central government shows that Chongqing will gradually narrow the gap with Beijing, Shanghai and Tianjin in economy, education, manufacturing, scientific research, urban construction, wages, living and housing prices. And this process of narrowing the gap is the process of Chongqing people's future wealth appreciation. It's just that this process is relatively slow, usually ten or twenty years.

19, to be worthy of yourself, start from graduating from college. You don't have to swim in the vast world of rivers all your life, but if you have never let yourself see the passion, boldness, vitality and brilliance of a megacity, you, a swift horse, may have regrets and lamentations of "wasting your life and dying in a ditch" when you get old. After graduating from college, coming to Chongqing with nothing is better than going back to your hometown with nothing (the pressure is far less than that of "drifting north" in the north, Guangzhou and Shenzhen). Maybe ten or twenty years later, with the growth of Chongqing, the value of your house, car and job is already several times or even dozens of times that of your classmates who are struggling in their hometown. How to look at your future is just like looking at the future of a municipality directly under the central government and the future of Beijing and Shanghai (only looking at the economy, if you look at safety, Beishangguang is far less safe than Chongqing).

Chongqing is a very convenient city, with good public security, living, working, getting married and looking for a wife, protecting wallets, traveling and playing, preserving value and investing, and having development potential. !

Unfortunately, Chongqing, Chengdu, Xi, Wuhan, Hangzhou and other cities are actually not first-tier cities. The so-called new first-tier cities are all created by individual cities! Chongqing people have self-knowledge, don't say that they are first-tier cities!

However, Chongqing is the most potential municipality directly under the central government, and it is a dream city full of vitality and promising future. Come here, you can find your dreams and enjoy realizing them!