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Humor about a person's infusion

Tell me about a man who was given an infusion in a hospital.

First, what is loneliness? Is a person in the hospital, infusion for eight hours every day, holding an infusion bottle to cook, blood back, and then not strong, only eager to be collected, cared for and loved.

Second, the house is a mess. The poor husband is alone in the hospital for infusion and wants to go back to Beijing to look after him. At least both sides are peaceful.

Third, I have always felt that the hospital is the place that can best reflect all kinds of situations in life. It is acceptable for young people to be infused in the hospital alone, but what about the elderly? If you want to go to the toilet, you have to take off the infusion bottle yourself and hang it up when you come back. The shelf is too high, even if the blood in the infusion tube pops up in a long strip, you should hang it yourself, not once or twice, not once or three times … Finally … I hope all the old people can feel safe.

I am lying alone in the hospital, but I don't belong anywhere on a day when my family should be reunited. Looking back on these days, I continued to have a high fever, shivering with cold and unable to eat. I lost more than a dozen bottles a day and fainted after anesthesia, relying on painkillers and painkillers. It turns out that I can be so fragile and so strong. I'm not alone. The real loneliness is that you have expectations in your heart, but you can't get them, but you have no expectations. Today, the doctor decided to stop taking my painkillers. I was so clever that I hid one secretly. I'm so happy.

Five, a person in the hospital infusion, even if you fly back all night, you dare not close your eyes, for fear that if you accidentally fall asleep, the water bottle will be empty. If you are hungry, you must endure it first, and dare not drink water because you will want to go to the toilet.

To tell the truth, I stayed in the hospital for almost six hours and wanted to watch TV. He slept in the bed next door without headphones. I want to read a novel, but I feel that my eyes can't see clearly. Want to sleep, a person dare not.

Seven, the most lonely time, not a person watching TV or playing games. But a person on the operating table, a person in the hospital. After the liquid was finished, he shouted to change the liquid, hung the liquid to the toilet, and watched the blood slowly return to the infusion tube more than one meter long. No one to accompany, is the most lonely.

Eight, I feel that I am too miserable today. I am so sad that I am alone in the hospital for infusion.

Nine, a person in the hospital infusion, want to cry, want to buy a ticket to go home.

10. Do you know? When a person is sick, he needs company most. He wants to hear other people's comfort. He wants someone to sit next to him, talking about how to take care of himself, and holding a glass. I seldom get sick after going abroad, especially when I have a cold. Before that, I only stayed in the hospital when I was sick in Beijing. This time, I lay down for a whole weekend, hoping not to cough when I fell asleep. When I fall asleep, I feel uncomfortable. I was in a daze all day, afraid to disturb anyone's life, so I told myself it was nothing.