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A copywriter who makes himself feel safe, has money in his pocket, a mobile phone and electricity.

1. Be calm before falling in love, and be a beautiful girl with money in her pocket and a windy walk. Only in this way can she have the ability to do more things she wants to do and have more confidence to love anyone she wants to love.

I hope you can cultivate five things for the rest of your life: self-confidence in your face, kindness in your heart, backbone in your blood, gentleness in the breeze and strength in life.

3. Have a kind and clear heart, laugh and cry happily. Without affectation or calculation, such a girl is just right.

What girls need now is not a prince, but a schoolmaster who can assist in mathematics and physics.

5, the car has oil, the mobile phone has electricity, and Cary has money! This is a sense of security. It's nonsense to expect others! No matter how awesome the co-pilot is, it's better to hold the steering wheel by yourself!

6. It is absurd to meet the wrong person at the wrong time;

7. Wearing shabby skirts, people remember skirts, wearing elegant skirts, and people remember women wearing skirts.

8. In front of the person we like, we are all good at duplicity, and we all hope that the other person can notice.

9. We always try to comfort others like wise men, but torture ourselves like fools. Many times, it is oneself who can't get along well with oneself.

10, a mobile phone with an electric wallet, rich at work, stable, better than anything else.

1 1. Exercise actively if you are too fat, improve your diet if your skin is not good, change your temperament if you can't change your facial features, learn if you don't know how to dress, and never let yourself stop being beautiful.

12, girls should not be moved by cheap language, after all, speaking costs nothing. Promises are worthless. Touch your teeth and you'll export. Don't take things that don't cost money seriously.

13, people cannot be idle. When you are free, you will think too much, and when you are free, your feelings will flood. The so-called melodramatic fart is too much. They are empty, lonely and indifferent because they are lazy, degenerate and idle.

14, everyone feels bitter, and someone hurts. For a long time, someone remembered. Far away, someone is holding it. But reality tells us that life should be busy by itself. When you are tired, carry it yourself.

15, single girls don't have to worry, maybe God's idea is that I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

16, people often experience unhappiness before they know what happiness is. It's like meeting the wrong person before you know who is right.

17, women need to throw away three things: "outdated clothes, girls who play with their hearts, men who just talk and don't do it!"

18, capable people, don't care about emotions, just do things seriously; Incompetent people don't do things seriously, only care about emotions. Taking out your temper is called instinct; Take back your temper, that's skill!

19, don't tempt people, you will be disappointed. It's good to know something, needless to say. There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart; The former hurts the eyes, the latter is sad!

20. You can be naive, introverted, manly, Mary Su, free and easy, romantic, and your existence is a beautiful thing in itself.

2 1, some people appear just to give us eyes. Therefore, people must resist lying, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises, dropping everything, not reasoning with fools, and not talking nonsense with scum.

22. You should be a lovely girl, don't disturb the world, be full of joy, don't be arrogant, don't be humble, don't sleep too late and don't love too much.

23, the car has oil, the mobile phone has electricity, and the card has money. This is the sense of security. It is nonsense to expect others. No matter how awesome the co-pilot is, it is better to hold the steering wheel by himself.

24, the so-called pressure, in fact, is their own lack of ability; The so-called difficulty, in fact, is that their own technology is not enough.

25. You are lucky to have someone to help you. It's a just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

26. A person's best state is that his face looks three to five years younger than his actual age and his brain is three to five years older than his actual age. He has seen the darkness and pain of the world, but he still believes in its simplicity and beauty.

27. Strive for the life you want by your own efforts and let women live with dignity.

Dear girl, never embarrass yourself, such as not sleeping or eating. These are all things that fools do. There is only one unique you in the world, so you must love yourself.

29. The mobile phone has electricity, the card has money and the car has oil. This is the sense of security. It's nonsense to expect others, and the co-pilot is not as good as holding the steering wheel himself.