Lao Luo’s classic quotations_Luo Yonghao’s classic quotations

Lao Luo’s classic quotations_Luo Yonghao’s classic quotations

Lao Luo’s introduction

Lao Luo’s full name is Luo Yonghao, founder of Smartisan Technology. Born in 1972 in Helong County, Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture, Jilin Province. He has successively founded Niubo.com and Lao Luo English Training School, and authored the book "My Struggle". Luo Yonghao is currently developing Smartisan mobile phones with a deeply customized operating system based on Android. On May 20, 20xx, Luo Yonghao officially released the first smart phone product Smartisan T1.

Quotations from Lao Luo

1. The exam is almost over!

2. You can’t help but admire me!

3. Pleasant sadness

4. A strange man like me

5. I sweat when I lie

6. A strong life requires no explanation!

7. This is my immature opinion.

8. Sorry, I'm a little excited.

9. If I meet him, I will destroy him!

10. Everyone is here to hang out, it’s not easy!

11. This question insults our intelligence.

12. There are times in life when you step on poop.

13. So tough! It’s so tough!

14. It doesn’t matter whether you lean left or right, the important thing is to be knocked down!

15. Tell me how confused your thinking is.

16. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, and she thought it was saliva.

17. I have seen many old liars like this in the English education industry.

18. Following Sister Ni’s thinking, what should I choose for this question?

19. Without Yuan Longping, what would those losers at the Chinese Academy of Sciences eat?

20. You guys are really pissing me off, please!

21. Does wearing bell-bottoms make you a gangster? It’s simply a logical mess!

22. This question is so simple that I feel embarrassed to do it.

23. Face the bleak life, face the dripping blood, and live on!

24. Okay, the joke is over, the classmate who was lying down just now can continue to sleep. .

25. This was the first time thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao saw a living black man!

26. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility that she does not memorize the words.

27. What is GRE? It is a test that allows Chinese people to experience the stupidity of Americans.

28. When a great person like me wants to find someone to admire, I go look in the mirror.

29. While my dad was paying for the medicine, he secretly rejoiced: Damn, this is my son!

30. ETS is inherently ill-organized in setting questions, so we have to use abnormal ideas to answer questions.

31. Lao Luo, let’s not talk about the topic in this class, let’s talk nonsense! I almost fell off the podium after hearing this.

32. The theme of our Spring Festival party this year is to highlight the word party. This is Sister Ni’s logic.

33. At this time you find a very considerate third option, (inspirational quote) shout out! Ni Ping!

34. Is Japan a nation of collective BT? yes! But I never scold them as BT, I want to prove how BT they are.

35. What do you think the word gullibilitygullibility sounds like? Aren't you just stupid?

36. From this matter, the students have seen another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the high integrity of the old-school intellectuals)

37. This question is the first in the history of New Oriental The most controversial question, but with Teacher Luo’s arrival, I just stood on the shoulders of giants.

38. I don’t think your relationship has broken down (after the man slapped the woman and the woman kicked the man)? Really broken

39. I am a ninth-rate poet, and I can’t compete with her (Emily Dickinson) in talent. So what am I going to fight for? I’m going to fight for my character. They can’t fight for me.

40. Lao Luo: There are peaches in your pocket. Girl: Haha, I'm sorry, this is for my grandma (I thought: Who the hell wants to eat it)

41. In the past, the teachers said that girls should be independent. (Famous Quotes) Oh, I forgot, you are taking the GRE. Who are the girls who take the GRE? Fierce girl!

42. If you come to New Oriental a few years later and see a person, hey, he looks familiar, but you can’t remember who it is. He seems to be Luo Yonghao’s younger brother. Note, I don’t have a younger brother!

43. Some students may doubt my character. Let me tell you another story: There turned out to be a cherry tree in our house and you all laughed! If you laugh, I won’t talk about it.

44. Soft muscles and a pear-shaped figure. What is a pear-shaped figure? Hey, what are you looking at me doing? I am definitely not a pear-shaped figure, I have a standard bucket figure!

45. Why are you staring at me? I look at it from a purely biological perspective. We just reject homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, population would not be a problem. Of course, I am heterosexual.

46. Reproduction refers to between same species. For example, a dog gives birth to a litter of pups, some of which are fat, thin, short, and ugly. It can't be said that a bitch looks at it and sees a pig, a cat, a duck, and a fish!

47. Lao Luo: Is this sentence correct? Right? Is it right? Isn’t that right? Us: That’s not right. Lao Luo: Tell me what’s wrong? This simply couldn’t be more right! Boring question, next one!

48. There is nothing wrong with a boy and a girl in a family. It doesn’t matter if there are two girls in the ordinary trivial matters, but if there are two boys, especially in a place where the folk customs are relatively strong, Northeast

49. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are so fucking awesome! I said: Stop saying that, I am just standing on the shoulders of giants.

50. Divorce is also convenient in Las Vegas. Everyone queues up to get divorced in their cars, so that if you slow down, the people behind you won’t want to: hurry up, hurry up! Don't you want people to get divorced? After Lao Yu went there, his eyes lit up: It was so convenient! It’s so convenient! .

51. In American graduate schools, Chinese students never participate in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But if you are number one in one exam, if you are number one in one exam, won’t American professors collapse? He couldn't understand it at all, so he sighed, the mysterious East!

52. When he asks you for eight yuan, you turn around and leave. At this time, he will usually say how about five yuan, and you see that it is almost a deal. One time when get out of class was over, a student ran to me very excitedly and told me, Lao Luo, I got three and eight dollars! . I thought to myself, how shameless! Piracy criminals are human beings too! Nile's classic sayings

1. I go, you go, I stop, you stop.

2. Eternal life is a punishment, and loneliness is more terrifying than death.

3. Doing things without intention and complaining; you and I really can’t live together.

4. Yue Qiluo answered clearly: If you don’t want to die, don’t die!

5. Zhang Xianzong paralyzed in the shadows helplessly, thinking: She has a toothache.

6. Bai Liuli, there are some things you don’t understand. As long as I remember him, he will live forever.

7. He is just a pebble on the river bed. His years pass by like water and have little to do with him.

8. In the days of wandering, it is easy to live in trouble for ten days and a half, it is easy to live in a year and a half, and it is not easy to live in a lifetime.

9. Chu Zeshao smiled and said: Starting from the day you woke up, the previous years and months will not count!

10. Yue Qiluo sat upright and faced him: Don’t worry, I will protect you no matter life or death!

11. Zhang Xianzong looked at him, with a look of despair on his gradually stiff face: I don’t want to die

12. She is like a flower in summer and snow in winter. She is of no use, but because of her, the scenery is beautiful.

13. She has been beautiful all her life in vain, but to the big world she lives in, she will always be as cold as ice and as stone-hearted.

14. Yue Qiluo concentrated on licking his teeth and let him hold them. She doesn't hate Zhang Xianzong, she just doesn't like him.

15. The carriage got on the road, and amid the sound of rolling wheels, he asked softly: Qiluo, am I really dead?

16. Gui Ruxue still looked at Jin Shiling, a smile flashed across her face, and her voice sounded lightly: OK.

17. The doctor said it was a disease, and the religion said it was a sin. But I didn’t do anything. It was God who made me like this.

18. Of course the second master knows him, the second master has always known him. The second master has been waiting for Little Mint to come every day, and now, Little Mint is here.

19. His endless life is a journey of welcoming and sending, endless and endless reincarnation. No matter how much you love, you can't stop, no matter how good you are, you can't keep it.

20、要知道有些人品味特殊，专爱那些别别扭扭的欠揍货色，而这样的好孩子，反倒未必会入他的眼。

21. Jin Shiling did not answer, but opened the car window wide, and the moist evening breeze blew in, immediately drying the tears on his face.

22. His father smiled softly and continued to start the car. Xuesheng stared at his father curiously for a long time, then asked: Dad, are you crying?

23. Yue Qiluo finished drawing the last blood talisman, then picked off a blade of grass and wiped his fingertips. Sitting on the floor holding her knees, she suddenly held her cheek and rubbed it, muttering in a low voice: toothache.

24. Xuesheng was singing happily when suddenly the father next to him stepped on the brakes. He rushed forward under the influence of inertia and screamed in fright. Turning his head, he met his father's gaze.

25. Huo Yingxiong looked back at the big moon, then turned to Ashe and smiled: I really want to go under the moon and take a look. If I stand under the moon and look up, I will definitely be able to see clearly. Craters on the moon.

26. Huo Yingxiong trusted his third aunt very much, so this time he was so obsessed with sex and blindly optimistic that he actually forgot about his lingering bad luck. So fate was ready to give him another blow in the near future.

27. In fact, no one in this world is truly extraordinary. Lira Ben will eventually fade away from my memory. Although the prosperity and sorrow in his short life were so vivid, they never left any mark.

28. Maybe by the day we set off, the nuclear-powered tank will already be parked in our warehouse. At that time, we can drive it around the world until we die under the moon, or get stuck in the lava in the cracks of the earth halfway.

29. Shen Jiali closed his eyes and touched Ma Tianlong's head and face. His heart was bright and dark, and occasionally he didn't know where he was. He hugged Ma Tianlong as if he was hugging everyone he loved, those who loved him, living and dead, all present!

30. Zhang Xianzong held Yue Qiluo in his arms with one hand and held the reins tightly with the other. His fingers were sticky with pus, and the flesh on his palm rubbed against the rough reins. His fingertips were already broken into bones as he galloped through the warm spring night, rotting away while fighting for his life.

31. Look at what you wear every day? Think about it again, what do you eat every day? I have no ability, I can’t support you, I can’t give you anything. If you really live your whole life with me, you won’t be able to close your eyes even after you die! Taotao, don't be obsessed with me, it's useless, it's not worth it!

32. He Dianying took the pear, straightened up and ate it slowly. Yu Zhiyao listened quietly to his inaudible chewing sound. The singing, chanting, and beating on the stage, and the cheers and applause from the audience all turned into a silent film in an instant.

The whole world was silent, only his little mint was eating pears.

33. Ashe felt that his idea was naive, and from this point of view alone, he should be a descendant of a leader who knows no pain. Looking up at the moon, she whispered: If one day in the future I no longer want to live, I will steal an expedition vehicle and take you to see the moon.

34. Jin Shiling stood up and sat astride Gui Ruxue's lap: I want dad, eldest brother and you to be my sons in the future, because I can't bear to let you go! At this point, he put his arms around Gui Ruxue's neck: You can be my youngest son, okay? The younger son is more favored!

35. Wuxin’s eyes were stuck in the shadows, and the idea in his mind quickly took shape. Why kill Yue Ya? Because Yue Ya killed Zhang Xianzong. Why should Zhang Xianzong be made into a walking corpse, even if he turned into a rotting corpse, he would not be abandoned? Because for Yue Qiluo, Zhang Xianzong is different and very important.

36. He has been walking for twenty years, but he has not been able to bring Yu Zhiyao with him. He personally pushed Yu Zhiyao back to the past years, but he could no longer give her a young and innocent little mint! Yu Zhiyao waited from morning to night, from birth to death. He loved him so much, but he only gave him boundless loneliness.

37. Turned his back to Mr. Gu's direction and walked forward along the road unintentionally. The sun shone warmly on his head and face. In the golden hallucination, he saw young Mr. Gu smoking in the small courtyard and looking at the sky. Yue Ya walked out of the kitchen wearing an apron. He said nothing and only smiled brightly at him. . The cheeks are flushed and the eyes are bright. Her smile was so beautiful, she was a flower that never faded in his memory.

38. Commander He talks about friendship! He took a sip: Each of our soldiers who died in Huangjiawan had a coffin, and in each coffin was nailed a living Huanghua eldest daughter. The commander said, the soldiers lost their lives at a young age. If each man is matched with a girl, he will have someone to accompany him in the underworld. Do you think there are such good officers in China? A slap in the face: No wow! Othello's classic sayings

1. Put away your shining swords, they will rust if exposed to dew.

2. Not everyone can be a master, and not every master is worthy of the loyal service of his servant.

3. Coach, be careful you will be jealous, that is a green-eyed demon, it is used to playing tricks on the prey under its claws.

4. Ah! Marriage troubles! We can take these lovely people as our own, but we cannot control their desires.

5. You should be careful about jealousy; it is a green-eyed demon, and whoever makes its sacrifice will be played by it.

6. Although all kinds of vegetation are thriving under the sun, the fruits that bloom first are always the first to ripen.

7. My fast-moving and bloody thoughts will never hesitate and turn into tenderness around my fingers before my revenge is fully achieved.

8. No matter whether it is poppy or datura, even if you eat all the psychedelic herbs in the world, you will not be able to get the deep sleep you enjoyed peacefully last night.

9. People who are satisfied despite poverty are rich, and very rich. And those who, despite being rich, worry all day long about when they will become poor, wither like the winter world.

10. Regardless of men or women, reputation is the most intimate treasure in their souls. If someone steals my wallet, he just stole some trash, which is nothing but worthless things. That’s all.

11. Our body is like a garden, and our will is the gardener of this garden; whether we plant nettles, plant lettuce, plant hyssop, pull up thyme, or cultivate a single plant. Whether we plant grass and trees, or plant the whole garden with thousands of flowers, whether it is left uncultivated or uncultivated, the power lies in our will. Classic quotation: The older the time, the weaker the human heart

Classic quotation: The older the time, the weaker the human heart

1. The older the time, the weaker the human heart. People who once agreed on life and death and sex, in the end, they will never interact with each other until death. Time is a thief, always stealing many beautiful faces, true emotions, and happy lives inadvertently. Maybe we can't turn a blind eye, but we don't have to fight each other.

After all, everyone has had the time to spend the full moon, and at that time, they should be prepared to be robbed one day. Bai Luomei

2. When you know that your love is not only useless to the other person, but also harmful; When it comes to an innocent third party or more people, that’s when your love should stop! "Roland's Whispers"

3. Sometimes I feel like a lunatic. It not only troubles myself, but also disturbs others.

4. We will always fall in love with some people when we are unguarded. There's no reason, maybe just a gentle smile and a concerned greeting. They may have never met, they may not share the same interests, they may not be on the same level, but they are firmly in their hearts. Everything comes when it should come, and there is nowhere to escape. Just like liking a song, it is often because of a melody or a lyric that touches you. Like it or hate it, it's a confusing thing.

5. I hope there is someone who knows that I am not really okay when I say I am okay; there is someone who knows that I am not really happy when I am forcing a smile. Zhang Xiaoxian

6. No one has the right to judge you. They may have heard about you, but they don't feel what you're going through.

7. Dear self, it’s time to wake up. You have done too many meaningless struggles, too many ridiculous things, too many blind decisions, and missed too much original happiness, too much quiet life, and too many rational choices. From now on, please forget the painful past and make up for what you have missed. You want to live a more exciting life, be wonderful and let others notice and envy you, instead of just focusing on other people's happiness.

8. We practice smiling all the time, and finally become people who dare not cry.

9. It’s not that I can’t meet someone better, but because I already have you. I don’t want to meet someone better. It’s not that I won’t be tempted by others, but because I already have you. , I feel there is no need to be tempted by other people. It’s not that I won’t fall in love with other people, but I know how to cherish you better. It’s not easy to be together. Don’t let go of the person you have chosen casually. There are not many good people in the world. Qing, but meeting you is enough!

10. Time goes forward, and the clock cannot turn backwards, so as long as everything is in the past, you can never look back. In this world, even things that seem like turning back are all done in the face. We can turn around, but we don’t have to look back. Even if one day you find that you have gone wrong, you should turn around and stride in the right direction instead of looking back and complaining that you were wrong.

11. Most mistakes and losses are due to lack of effort, persistence, and retention. Then tell yourself that everything is fate.

12. Sometimes, I may be so fragile that I burst into tears with just one sentence. Sometimes, I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

13. You may not be able to afford Chanel, or you may not have many clothes to choose from, but never forget the most important piece of clothing, which is called self. --Coco Chanel

14. Sleeping is my only relief. When I sleep, I am not sad, angry, lonely, and have no worries.

15. Recalling the details of feelings is like washing a bunch of grapes. The ones that couldn't be washed clearly, when I actually took them out one by one and washed them, they were completely changed beyond recognition and I didn't want to eat them anymore.

16. When you can no longer have it, the only thing you can do is to make yourself not forget it. If one day I can't help but ask you who is your favorite person, please lie to me. No matter how reluctant you are, please always say that your favorite person is me. I don't mind what other people think of me, I just want to be happier than others. If you can forget everything, every day will be a new beginning.

17. Although time can dilute everything, the pain in my heart is often only revealed in the dead of night when I am alone and take off my disguise during the day. "Thieves of Time"

18. It doesn't matter where you have been, it's what you feel is right.

19. For those who come to the world with a mission, they have to go through hardships that have been set in advance. There is a deep meaning behind all obstacles. At this time, the most important thing to avoid is being bothered by the people around you and being overpowered by their patterns, words and deeds.

If you try to be like everyone else, you are actually going against your own nature and fighting against the deep meaning behind you. All you can do is go your own way.

20. There is nothing else in choosing a man, just to love you. No matter how rich, talented, handsome, eloquent, intelligent, capable or filial he is, he will move heaven and earth. Loving and helping all living beings, but not loving you, is of no use at all! Xu Xidi