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What is Chinese Valentine's Day?

The Chinese Valentine’s Day talk is as follows:

1. On Chinese Valentine’s Day, go to the streets and hire a few children. When you see a boy, call him daddy, and when you see a girl, call her mommy. If you can split a pair Count as a pair.

2. Talk about grape vines on Chinese Valentine's Day, and make an appointment to enjoy the magpie bridge. Among the stars, who is the brightest? It is Altair and Vega. The bright starlight shakes the broken shadows, and transforms into immortal desire to ride on the wind. Who can I take to live in seclusion? I will never grow old in love for the rest of my life. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

3. On July 7th, the wind brings clothes, and love stories serve as wedding clothes. In order to find his final wife, enjoying his loving wife has become a reality at this time. The fearless Queen Mother overcomes obstacles and accompanies her through hardships throughout her life. In order to celebrate the Chinese Valentine's Day honeymoon, I hope my wife can have a beautiful face. I don’t know if my wife will be able to fulfill her wish, but you are thinking silently here.

4. When you look back and smile, my heart seems to have found a soulmate. I believe that you are the person I have been looking for all my life. Happy Valentine's Day to you! Can you agree to be my girlfriend?

5. I have never had a normal Valentine’s Day in my entire life!

6. From birth to now, a child has never really spent a real Chinese Valentine's Day.

7. As long as you say something to me, I will cover all your Valentine’s Days from now on.

8. Lovers who have broken up cannot be friends because they have hurt each other, nor can they be strangers because they have loved each other deeply!

9. I am afraid of Valentine’s Day. I hate Valentine’s Day and despise Valentine’s Day because I have no one to accompany me.

10. Dust, from now on I will spend this long life with others. But why do I only think of you when I think of the words "forever".