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Talk about love. Your heart is like the sea, but it can't hold my piety.

First, you mock my friend, and I pity your dog friend for his hypocrisy.

Believe it or not, you are all I have.

Third, a friendship that can't afford a joke should get together and break up.

I'm not afraid of death, I'm not afraid of being old, I'm just afraid that the people I love will have a bad life.

Don't take my tolerance for you as my mean reason.

It has long been a habit to say I love you every day.

I have no beautiful long hair, good figure, good looks, tall, poor study and poor voice. How can you like me?

I like your smile and warm appearance when you speak, and I like the softest and warmest light in the world at the moment.

I hope I will smile the next time I mention his name.

Ten, now I must be strong, not afraid, not shrinking, even if I am black and blue. ....

You walked so thoroughly that I was caught off guard.

Twelve, as a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself. You want me to wash your face and keep your clothes on!

Thirteen, time will always turn two strangers into acquaintances and then turn two acquaintances into strangers.

14. I haven't changed, but my mood has changed. I am still me, just facing the reality, a little more helpless and silent.

15. I began to doubt that there is something in this world that will not expire.

The stupidest thing I have ever done is to carve your name on my hand and add that I love you.

Seventeen, don't hate others, you have nothing to let others aftertaste, don't blame others for being rude to you.

Eighteen, [I walk with you in the dark, don't shake hands with me when you have time]

I can't pretend to please anyone, so some people leave one by one.

I can't solve all problems. When I get lost, I need someone to take me back.

Twenty-one, I won't blacklist anyone I blacked out, just as I won't hug everyone who wants to give up on me.

You have been waiting for him to reach out and pull you up, but you have ignored the eyes that love you behind you.

23. Sometimes we are timid, afraid of taking risks and failure. What can we do? It turns out that this is our most authentic and essential self.

I am ugly, I am not tall, my grades are not good, I am not excellent, I am poor, haha, nothing, I am still young, and my future will shine!

Twenty-five, time has taken away youth, innocence and a lot. There are only two things left: a mature one and a lonely one.

Twenty-six, for me, for me who loves you, can you refuse all ambiguity?

I don't know what to do if I go to QQ, but I feel uncomfortable if I don't.

I can't give you too much, but at least I can give you a single-minded me. ]

Write your name in my palm. When it fades, it's when I don't love it.

Thirty, the head teacher said that everyone should wear school uniforms next Monday. According to graduation photo, the class will be quiet for a long time.

People who keep my heart will compare with each other, and those who keep my heart will exchange truth for truth.

Thirty-two, useless people will pull themselves like fools all day.

If you don't bow your head, the crown will fall, and if you don't cry, the bitch will laugh.

Don't say I want too much, I just need you to need me.

Is there anyone who won't let you clean the blackboard for fear that you will get lung cancer?

Do you think I'm troublesome? Do you think I talk too much? Do you think I'm not a lady? Do you think I'm not gentle enough? Do you think I have a strange temper? But this is me.

Thirty-seven, I thought that as long as I lived simply, I could calm my pulse.

Life is like a dance, the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.

Thirty-nine, tears, I didn't know my heart would really hurt until I fell down.

Forty or forty years old, I can't stretch out a hand to catch the clouds in the past for you.

4 1. Only a happy ending can leave a good memory, so it is too bitter to start over. Let's end it again.

Every time you make me angry, I want to ignore you, but your words make me have to ignore you.

A) Do I have to bow 90 degrees to thank you for your cruelty?

Forty-three, two people living together, is it an art, it is simply a hard project of the Great Wall of Wan Li.

44. Lower your head, touch your own shadow and tell yourself that you are not alone.

Maybe when I am very old, I can confidently tell them that I have been waiting for someone for almost three years.

46. If I'm not good enough, you all have to run.

47. 【 Why can't you part with me from the beginning? ]

48. You can live with anyone in your heart, but you don't want me to live in it.

49. It's my fault. My lover forgot the scar he touched with his hand.

I don't expect anyone to remember me. I just hope I won't forget any of you.

Fifty-one, if you can't squeeze into other people's world, don't squeeze. There are people, bring disgrace to oneself.

52. Just because a child's test scores are poor doesn't mean that he will be worthless in the future.

Fifty three. Everyone I loved later was like you, but not you.

54. I want to go back to the way you were when you fell in love with me, neither too cold nor too hot, nor too dark full of fantasy.

Fifty-five, you are a hundred years old, and I am alone. These flowers should be spent this spring. Who will be the flower sweeper next year?

56. The best way to avoid disappointment is not to put your hopes on anyone or anything. .

One day, please take good care of my good friend's new friend.

Children who drink alcohol are not necessarily bad children. He just has no place to talk about his heart injury.

Fifty-eight, don't look casually, traps are everywhere, and people are unpredictable.

59. Without practice, there is no right to speak. Don't point fingers at others until you have walked their way.

Sixty, [accustomed to being strong, accustomed to loneliness, accustomed to unaccustomed habits, what can't last]

Because you are the person I like, you naturally have all the initiative.

I hope it's not the alarm clock but your voice that wakes me up in a few years.

Sixty-three, if you love someone, do you have the urge to see him?

Sixty-four, the origin is just that new people are laughing. Who heard the old people crying?

Sixty-five can fill your heart in an instant. This is the difference between you and her.

Your heart is like the sea, but it can't hold my piety.

Sixty-seven, an empty city without you, a shell without heart, this is the impact on me after you left.

Sixty-eight, sometimes I like listening to songs, not because of how beautiful the songs are, but because I think the lyrics are written like myself.

According to the pig's aesthetic, you are basically a handsome boy.

Seventy, remember, boys who love to laugh are not bad. The boys who make you laugh are not bad.

Devoted love sentences

1, love is like a beautiful and desolate gesture after a grand occasion. Just like: from now on, there is no love night, let him go to the west building under the bright moon. A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it. Even if there are thousands of customs offices in Qian Qian, who should I talk to?

2, the beauty is unlucky, there is only one talent in the air, and a tear is planted into two lovesickness. When we meet again, the peach blossom remains the same and the appearance is completely different.

3. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, there was an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass by in a hurry.

4, life has you, the sun is shining; Life has you, and the seasons are warm; Life has you, not afraid of difficulties and obstacles; I will always look forward to having you in my life.

5, the heart is on the road, reading is in the distance. The branches in July are gradually covered with green fruit pulp. Behind my bright smile, only you can understand the lingering sadness.

6. Love is like a cup of milk coffee, which floats sweetly outside, floats sweetly on the surface, contains sourly, sinks to the bottom, and you are vaguely reflected in the coffee.

7. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems like a fleeting time. Going back to the past, you can't do it at the beginning.

8. The shallow time immersed in lovesickness flows in front of you and me across the bank. The fleeting footsteps shattered the wordless vicissitudes. The vivid past in my heart is a melancholy that can never be erased in my eyes.

9. Paper cranes are like angels chasing love, stacked seriously and emotionally. The dream of love and the tenderness of fingerprints, together with the splendor of paper cranes, fly to the Tianhe River of love, scatter the seeds of love in the muddy soil, and wait for the desire of love to blossom and bear fruit.

10, love is not pursued or found. True love can only be a natural and elegant waiting in life; It's the sound of eye contact when you meet. This is a kind of warmth that accidentally falls into your palm during a tired journey.

1 1. Love is a floating cloud, floating forever, free to come and go, unpredictable. One moment, the sky will be dressed in colorful and clear Wan Li, and the next moment, dark clouds will overwhelm the city and wind and rain will cover the building. When the weather is fine, there are few clouds, and people see clear clouds; When the sky is cloudy, there are many clouds, and what people see is the obscurity of clouds. There are always many clouds floating in the sky, bright and beautiful, dazzling and dazzling, but only one really belongs to you.

12, the wheels of years run over day and night, spring, summer, autumn and winter; The cycle of fleeting time sent away the twilight in the morning, like fleeting time; The footsteps of youth are getting old and no longer young. Dear, thank you for your persistence. It turns out that you have been stuck in my life, never gone far, never left, never been replaced by anyone.

13, if meeting is fate, this fate always comes and goes in a hurry. Fate comes and goes like duckweed on the sea. When we meet briefly, we will face all kinds of things. Feelings may be the most fragile, and it hurts when touched. How much unforgettable love has drifted with the wind in the world of mortals, and how much acacia has scattered in the rain? Lonely midnight gave the lyre a cavity of yearning, which was beautiful.

14, a misty rain, a lovesickness, the memory of you is only a soul, and your body is still in the ancient southern town. If cutting a story in the rain can meet you, then she would rather cut this bitter acacia rain flower.

15, perhaps, in this life, you are destined to be an insurmountable love gap in my destiny. I know that in the future, you will always be in my heart. Even if loving you will make me lonely all the time, I will still keep my memories. In the lush season and sad days, I will devote myself wholeheartedly to my obsession.

65438+ The sadness of wind chimes, my lonely world of mortals, intruded into your yearning for the moon.

17, not all fate in the world is doomed to leave after meeting, but to lose after having it. You don't need to doubt that the fate between you and me is like the wood of agarwood, and forgetting Sichuan can't erase the traces of its existence. Burn you into my soul, carve it in my heart, take root clearly and stubbornly. As time goes by, it's not a vague face that floats up.

18. Love a song, sing it with tears in your heart, write your own feelings and hate with blood, read your own story, a piece of love, a piece of sadness, let this life move, let this moment cry, and let many pens with no regrets express eternal grievances. Nirvana Que Ci, allow me to freeze three feet, let acacia still water flow deeply, when the night is deeper, ask the wind outside the curtain, who is the silhouette to comfort me?

19, gently raise your head, there are no tears in the corner of your eyes, the road ahead is long, forgetting with a smile is my best choice, so I bathe in the sunshine with a smile and greet the spring flowers with a smile!

There are many things in the world, but you are my favorite.

A passionate confession

1, I am happy when you are happy, and I will be happier when you are around!

I really want to cry in front of you. My heart is broken by you. I really want to cry in front of you. After you gently told me your tenderness, all that remained was fatigue.

It is snowing outside the window. I made a cup of coffee until it was cold, and then I knew I was thinking about you again. How can you understand my expectations!

I think everything in the world belongs to me, because you are in love with me.

5. I only know that I love you! All the blood in my body has become my love, my affection!

6. You are not good everywhere. You just make me forget everything. I'm not bad anywhere. It's just that I'm willing to change the bad places for you. No one is perfect. I want to thank God for giving me luck and sincerity and letting me meet you. Let's walk into the yearning spring together.

7. If you are the cloud, I am the rain, accompanying me through ups and downs all my life; If you are the sunset, I am the dusk, and I will support you all my life. If you are sugar, I am honey, lingering all my life, sweet and sweet!

I want to grow old with you. Give me a chance!

9. I want to be a fish. You can stew, boil, steam and lie in your gentle stomach. The above words are a bit exaggerated. I still hope to lie in your arms. Hey, hey, fool. Happy holidays. Love letter, I wrote it; I made the call; Roses are from me; Blessing, I said.

10, my family name is me! Love You! Miss you! I understand you! Fang Ming loves you! The baby's name is miss you! This book is called Dream of You! The nickname is chasing you! You can let me kiss you.

1 1, ah! I'm really, really interested, and I hope to grow old with you!

12, prescribe a dose of love elixir: sincerity, gentleness, respect for three points, consideration for four flavors, and forgiveness for five or two. Take health as a medicine guide and take it with tenderness like water. The dosage is not limited, the more the better. Long-term use can grow old together.

13, I see you, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will lose my strength.

14, the furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you.

15, add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it.

16, I am suffering from missing love all the time. I don't know if you can give me some help to alleviate my suffering!

17, it must be the fate of past lives, which doomed the love of this life. Otherwise, people are so ignorant, why did I fall into your net?

18, life can be dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky. Life can also be a poem, singing along the way and colliding with the Beijing subway. As long as we hold hands, every day is happy.

19, this time I left you, it was the wind, the rain and the night; You smiled, I waved, and a lonely road spread to both ends. -Zheng Chouyu's Farewell

20. In the Mood for Love is so beautiful that it involves too many love experiences. Although time is a sincere calendar for us, I always believe that you have a gentle charm that I will never let go of and love you.

2 1, a jingle message has arrived, please keep it safe. From then on, I lived happily, worked smoothly, forgot all my worries and worries, and grew healthy and happy until I was old. Send a text message when I miss you, and you will know your heart when I reply!

22. Let fate have more feelings, vows more sincerity, mutual attachment more value, love words more interest, and promises more weight. May our love be romantic and warm forever!

I like the feeling of being with you.

24, there is a fate that makes people full of hope! There is an understanding that is unattainable, and there is a yearning that is eternal! There is a feeling that I can't say, a kind of love, the truth of being late, a kind of nostalgia, just quietly coming.

25. I miss you every year; Always love you; Looking forward to you, holding your hand and growing old with your son; Waiting for you, the years are old; Give you a warm and sweet hug; May you always laugh regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter; I wish you a beautiful and youthful life.

If I have a secret that someone must know, I hope it's you.

27. Are you far from me? Not at all. It is hidden in my heart.

28. Please allow me to build a beautiful hut in your heart and never pay attention to what others say is illegal construction.

29. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. My heart likes you, my heart cares about you, and my heart waits for you.

30. This wine glass is sweet and pleasant because it touches the lips of close people. Oh! May God put her lips on mine, and let her drink all the spirits of my soul in one breath!

3 1, if you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink again, I will die!

32. You are a balcony, I am a candle, and I love to take care of you; You are a fallen flower, I am running water, carrying you running; You are bluestone, I am crescent moon, staying together in the twilight; You are a tree, I am soil, tie you up; If you laugh, I will laugh, too.

33. It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your sleeping pillow with my thoughts and blessings.

Missing is a disease, because you and I are both very ill.

35. Snowflakes are flying before your eyes, with the cold of winter and intoxicating gentleness; With the sustenance of the sky and the reverie of chasing dreams; With the joy of going home and my gentle entrustment: remember to add something to keep out the cold in the snow season!

Please be my beautiful bride when the petals fall. If it is my fault to fall in love with you, I would rather be wrong all my life! Send you roses to make you nod; Marrying into my home makes you as sweet as honey.

37. Loving you is like bathing in the warm sunshine. Looking into your pure eyes, you can resist all the dust in life; Being fascinated by you is like being fascinated by the bright stars. Listening to your gentle whisper can stop the happy hour hand!

38. Waiting for a lifetime is not a simple and pale pledge of eternal love, but countless ordinary days in the same boat.

39. Do you know that there is a person who always misses you and cares about you? Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.

40, the world is far-reaching, chrysanthemum has no regrets; There are white stones in the world, and plum blossoms have no regrets; There is Ji Kang in the world, and the strings have no regrets; There is Yu Chunshun in the world, and there is no regret in entering the wilderness; I have you, and I have no regrets

4 1, acquaintance is a kind of fate, and the intersection of hearts makes us have endless romantic feelings; Being together is a promise, and we will always remember our beautiful love story in the world cycle!

42. Unconsciously, you walked into my heart.

43, even if your hair turns white, my stalwart body is not straight; Even if my legs and feet are no longer flexible, your gentle face is also portrayed by years; And we are still holding hands in the sunset!

44. Baiyun never promised to stay in the sky, but stayed with him day and night; To the eyes, the scenery never says eternity, but it is always beautiful; The stars never promise light to the night, but try to shine; I never tell you what I think, but I always care!

45, a lovesickness, love, I hope to hold your hand; Acacia comes again, love is here, I really want to hug you; Think twice, love deeply, and think about loving you for a lifetime; Acacia, love is difficult, I miss you now.

46. You let me breathe and decide my heartbeat.

47. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand. Love, let's walk upright.

48. The feeling of empathy makes me look forward to it. The feeling of love at first sight made me hate each other very late. Meeting you is the most beautiful picture. My deep concern is buried in a faint memory. I touched the heartstrings of love with romance. Tanabata is here, let me give you sticky sweetness!

49. I am willing to bury my heart in yours, so that our love will never change.

50. This habit is also a sweet burden. Thinking of you has long been an indispensable habit in my life.

5 1, I really like a person's personal feelings, which can be so worrying. I want to hold your hand most, and I miss your smiling face most. Although time has changed our appearance, it will never change my promise to love you. Dear, I love you all my life.

52. Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

53. Now when I wake up every day, all I see in my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

54. I walked all the way, and I was full of thoughts on the way. I can't see how much I miss it, but I miss it even more when I see it. Tonight. Can I see you in XXXX?

We will be greeted by warm sunshine, gentle wind, faint flowers and endless love.

56. Honey, help me. My brain terminal was infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector was formatted, and all files were renamed as I love you. exe .

57. When I woke up in the first ray of sunshine in the morning, I was thinking of you; When the first little flower blooms in the sun, I am thinking of you; When the first breeze blows in the afternoon, I am thinking of you; When the first dream appeared at night, I was thinking of you!

58. I love your appearance, and I love your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I want happiness to be with you. As long as you are happy, I am satisfied.

Sentences about longing for love.

1, I think of once, shy you, fresh you, I can't bear to part with you, and I also think of your innocent smile, innocent eyes, innocent hair and innocent beautiful image, and my heart is full of yearning for you.

The wind in the light summer is warm and soft, just like I miss you. At the corner of the season, I will look at you and miss someone, diluting the light year and making time fly by.

3. Among thousands of people, meet the person you met. In thousands of years, in the endless wilderness, you were neither early nor late, but happened to meet, which is the most beautiful fate in life and the pain of lovesickness.

If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have known there was an encounter, love at first sight, and then love at first sight. I watched the whole city three times! If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have known there was a kind of lovesickness called infatuation.

If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have known. There is a meeting, the ocean is deep, and love is like a tide! If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have known there was a kind of emotion, which made me cry with pain, thinking of you with a smile and infatuating with you!

6, with you * * * to enjoy a thousand lotus ponds, pour a lifetime of melancholy, a season of sorrow as soon as possible, things are on and off, just want you to be a boat, only with spring without sorrow, willing to warm your eyebrows with deep affection for a lifetime, willing to love you deeply with a lifetime of infatuation.

7, a tear, a heart flower, a wisp of obsession, a touch of attachment, a spoony, who carries a touch of dreamy thoughts, on an ordinary piece of paper, deeply and shallowly entangled with each other, embracing vicissitudes of life, embracing the world, embracing the sun and the moon!

8, memories, thoughts, faint tenderness, passionate! Looking at each other from afar, I miss you like smoke, and I can't stop thinking, and I am drunk at night!

9. There is a kind of lovesickness called deep love, a feeling. In the whisper of the wind, I told it gently that it was my gentle whisper to you; An idea, dancing gently in the gentleness of the rain, is my gentleness to you.

10, there is a look, a gentle gaze, that is deep affection, a heartbeat, a gentle jump, that is a tidal love, a yearning, a gentle call, that is infatuation.

1 1. Love a person, the eyes that can look at each other are the most beautiful scenery, and the heart that can know each other is the most beautiful induction!

12, there is a feeling called devotion, purity, warmth, warmth, sweetness and gentleness! Get along in a pure way, treat them sincerely, care about them warmly, miss them sweetly, live a good life, wait for them quietly for a lifetime, and never give up!

13, I miss you, I can't help it, I miss you, I can't help it, I have passion for you, I can't help it, I am hiding in the clouds, waiting for you to read; Deep thoughts turn into gentle raindrops, gently kiss your face, cherish it deeply, entrust the breeze and gently touch your face.

14, love, slowly flowing in my heart, silence is also warm; Love, gently stretching in the brow, silence is also a happy and warm care, gentle cherish, warm yearning, is the most beautiful waiting in life.

15, attachment is engraved in the heart, flowers are printed in the eyes, and the heart is moving, just for you; Drowning 3 thousand, I only take a ladle to drink! Youyou, twist a wisp for you to read; The pen moves for you; One kind of obsession is to miss you, but only care about you.

16, love is an endless road, and many beautiful vows will eventually get lost on the road. I don't expect to be with you forever, I just want to have it, I don't expect to get along with you day and night, I just want to have a deep yearning for you.

17, those who dream of the past and miss this life are just a story far from the world. I just want to sit quietly in a comfortable room, light a lamp, hold a pen, miss you in the tea, miss you and love you wholeheartedly.

18, the night is deep, the thoughts are deep, the feelings are constant, the thoughts are constant, the heart devoted to love is still the same, and the mood at night is lonely. I thought I could cut off the thoughts of missing, but the naked thoughts are only in my heart, but in my brow. Cutting is still messy!

19 Every time in the dead of night, I miss you more deeply, and it has become my habit to miss you! Just like my breath! Thinking of you is the most important thing I can't help every day!

20. It's late at night, and I can't help missing you more strongly. Your shallow smile appeared in front of my eyes, the graceful image of your long hair floated in my heart, and my ear seemed to hear your familiar hoarse and magnetic words.