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1. An old lady always comes to my shop to buy cockroach medicine. 1 time I asked her, "Are there many cockroaches in your house?" She replied, "Yes, cockroaches are too cunning. I spent a whole day yesterday 1, and I ran out of cockroach medicine before I hit 1! "

It is said that boys touch girls' heads a lot because they like them, and girls touch boys' heads mostly like dogs.

Man's potential is infinite. Some people quit their jobs at the beginning of the year, but they are still at work and dare not be late.

No matter how beautiful your face is, it will grow old one day. I don't think I can afford this loss, so I have never looked good.

When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling. I often wonder whether I should get married when I grow up. It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much!

6. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I plan to stop playing games and hit you in the future.

A beggar came up to me with a bowl and said, "Please do me a favor." Seeing that his hand was shaking all the time, I hesitated and helped him hold it for a while.

8. If a boy's mobile phone wallpaper is you and all his social passwords are told to you, then you can take his money and go.

9. Children who are still in college have the following characteristics: Monday is the richest man, Tuesday is a local tyrant, Wednesday is a civilian, Thursday is a poor man, Friday is a ruin, and Saturday and Sunday are begging everywhere!

10. I asked someone to repair the air conditioner and watched him work outside the window of 15 floor. I quickly said to him, "It's dangerous for you to do this business. How's this? The price is cheaper, or I will close the window. "

1 1. Others care whether you fly high or not. Are you tired? Only I really care whether your wings are stewed coke or braised pork!

12. Girls who are moody in love will make people feel overwhelmed, but they can also effectively carry forward China's intangible cultural heritage: changing their faces.

Please cherish the people who are kind to you, or you will miss this, and you don't know when you will meet another blind person.

14. Don't always deny yourself. You are excellent, powerful and capable, especially in single, fat, hair loss and spending money.

15. Sometimes two people who chat well online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

15. My mother and I were lying on the sofa eating snacks. Dad came and taught me a lesson. I said weakly that my mother was eating, too. Why not talk about her? Dad: No matter how fat your mother is, I want her. What about you?

17. To tell the truth, my face is perfect as long as it covers two places, one on the left and the other on the right.

I went to the barber's for a haircut just now. The barber asked me where to cut it. I said I cut my chin, and he asked which chin I cut.

19. A girl borrowed money from me for plastic surgery before, which should be quite successful. Up to now, I haven't recognized who borrowed money from me.

We can't lengthen the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence is so reasonable! It means: although you can't grow taller, you can still gain weight. 2 1. Some people study like the wolf. Every semester appears in an arrogant attitude, and leaves in an embarrassing attitude at the end of the semester. Finally, they will shout: I will study hard in the coming year!

22. please remember one sentence: you must eat breakfast! Of course. Not because you are unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal of your day!