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How did you get your English name?

Momo has an English name for a long time!

Because of slow action and great procrastination, Xiao Tao's original English names are "Mandela" and "Slow!" ! Xiao Tao has a female classmate. Her mother thinks Xiao Tao has an English name. Let me help! I said, your daughter's movements are so mo, not much different from Xiao Tao's. Call Mandy! She asked Mandy what she meant! Slow drop, of course! Ha ha ha ha, I will be good!

Not long after, he came to me for help when he was young! Just because Xiao Tao disliked Mandela being black, he generously gave him to his youngest son. Now Xiao Tao's English names are "Tod" and "tode"!

So I hate Judy, Mary and Jane. It's not that these names are bad, even though they mean "port building", "Cui Hua" and "sea and sea" in Chinese, but what do they have to do with you? Not all of them are taken casually by English teachers when their foreheads are hot! ? My first English name was Joy. The reason is that one day the English teacher actually brought an English dictionary to class, and several pages of that dictionary were full of names! So she had a whim and gave each of our classmates an English name! So she put our names together in the dictionary order! At the age when I still believe in princesses and princes, why not call me Alice when you give me such a neutral name? I am so angry! And so unoriginal! What a nice name my little Amoy has! If he doesn't like being called "procrastination" by chance one day, he can also be called "Zhou". Not reliable. Driver "or" Zhou "! God is in good shape! Young old Xian Yi! Even my mother said yes!

Under my influence and inspiration, Xiao Tao also began to worry about his son's name! I told him not to worry, learn to write first! Ha ha ha ha!