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zhei, pay attention to the social injustice. liu village Radio Station in Dongguagua County, Hebei Province is now starting the whole weather forecast. There will be a light rain in the morning, but I can't say for sure in the afternoon. I heard that the south wind turned to the northwest wind, so I have to have a level of seven or eight. Every other family is optimistic about their own low children's expenses, and the paint is for families with more children's expenses. Don't let the wind blow them away then. If Zhen says something and the children support more, we will ink the ink again to support Zhen. There's a drop of zhei, a child. It's terrible. It's because the cat teased the dog when climbing the wall to the north. What do you think if zhei suddenly blows and the wind comes? It's said that a tornado blows for a while and then stops low. It's proud to come when it blows, but it's as low as flying. But what if it suddenly stops? Why don't you fall, you big pie? In a word, children's support and food are all good. Don't come with me for more drops of children's support. I have already told you-what should I do if the countryside is rich? You don't listen to complaints about having fewer children, kind of garlic. Chinese, continue to broadcast the weather forecast ...

Xingtai Edition

Members Zhu Yiyan, today we broadcast a weather forecast temporarily. It's going to rain heavily and windy tomorrow. Starting from today, the mountains will start to blow, and soon the wind will start to smoke. It's still a gale once in 3 years. Hurry up and take care of all your children's children, but you can tell them to poke gas and waste drunk cigarettes, so that they can all blow away. Let's talk about this kid. All the big banks look better. The little ray in Shunsheng's family climbs high and low all day, making a scene at Yanbi's house, and lighting up the new vomit from Yanbi's house. Then Shunsheng will directly compensate Yan for chemical fertilizer.

Zhangjiakou edition

It's ancestral for the people to share the garden. The Liujiacong radio in Nugua County, Shanna, Hebei Province is now broadcasting the weather forecast. There will be light rain in the morning before tomorrow, and it will be windy in the afternoon. The south wind will be seven to eight in the northwest wind, and there will be heavy rain and low northwest wind until next Saturday. Everyone is optimistic about the air, yeah, you should be optimistic about your own children, especially those who have children in many places. If you don't listen, give him a big fight, so as not to let the wind blow you away. We've got a lot of trouble with this child. Let's talk about family planning again. You should be less monk and less monk. I think there are low lesbians who are still throwing caution to the wind. One monk today and one monk tomorrow. What's left? Monks are a bunch of pretty girls. Every day, they beat eggs and balls in Shanghai, and whoever the wind doesn't blow. Not much to say, let's continue to broadcast the weather forecast.

Shandong:

"Attention comrades, ha. This liu village Radio Station of Zhaizigou Commune in Rongcheng County, Shandong Province is now broadcasting the weather forecast, ha. There will be a light rain in the cloudy for a long time tomorrow, and the weather will change for a long time. The south wind turns to the northwest wind 7-8. This miserable drizzle with a whizzing northwest wind blows today, tomorrow and the day after, until next Saturday, ha. Let's talk about the weather forecast. When the northwest wind blows, the biggest feature this time is a tornado, thunder and rain to collect clothes!

Henan:

It's cold and hot. I love catching a cold. How can I know if it's windy and rainy? Today I'm going to talk about the weather situation and forecast. Yesterday, I already predicted with everyone that most parts of Henan will be sunny! It's a beautiful day, but don't forget an old saying, it's called "something unexpected happens in the sky". Well, in a blink of an eye, dark clouds are gathering, a thunder flashes across, and the rain can come down. From today's night to tomorrow's day, it is slightly westerly. What happened? Because in the last two days, there was a warm pressure trough! It's moving from west to east, so the weather is fine ~ ~ but don't be too happy. According to gossip, after the typhoon landed, it turned from east to south, from south to west, from west to north, and from north to east.

Guangxi:

I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning. It is expected that I will miss you continuously in the afternoon. Due to this low mood, I will turn into a big dream in the evening, and my mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will last until I see you. Tomorrow night, there will be RMB and Hong Kong dollars in a large area, there may be US dollars in the southeast, and there may even be gold nuggets in some areas to remind you to wear a helmet and carry a sack, and prepare to make a fortune! ! Within 48 hours, you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash.

Jiangxi:

It started with heavy rain, which was very violent. Then there was heavy rain, very heavy, then moderate rain, very moderate, then light rain, very small, then the rain stopped, very quiet, and then the rain came again with the wind, screaming and dripping.

members have paid attention to it, and now they are broadcasting the weather forecast. There will be a light rain at noon tomorrow, and the weather will change after the reward, and the south wind will turn to the northwest wind 7-8. The light rain scraped on the side of the monarch is caught in the northwest wind. It will blow tomorrow and then it will blow cold until next Monday. When the wind is strong, people should pay attention to food and children, especially those families with many children. Don't wait for the wind to blow you away. The world said that there are many children, and the four teams are rich and rich! Listen carefully to Zhou, the four children who are separated from you are vulgar and rude. Don't let the wind blow away. If it seems to blow to foreign countries, the children will also slip away from the center. If it is really necessary to stop the wind for four or half hours, the children will slip away from the sea. That's not slippery ... I'll stop beating you with ugly drops, and the weather forecast will be broadcast every week in our community ...