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How did you spend your wedding night?

After counting the money, do you really think the moment of spring night is worth 1000 yuan? Few people should feel this way now. After all, many people are free to fall in love and live together for a while before getting married.

I used to think that getting married should be a particularly happy moment. After all, I was the protagonist that day and I should feel particularly happy. But on the real wedding day, I will feel very tired, very tired. That's what I think anyway. On the wedding day, I felt not only tired, but also hungry, so hungry that my chest felt close to my back.

On our wedding day, we got up early to put on makeup and wedding dress, and got up at four or five in the morning. After getting up, we ate two eggs. Because I was afraid of my small stomach, I only ate two eggs, and I didn't even dare to drink saliva or go to the toilet. Finally, I waited until the wedding car picked me up. When you arrive at the man's house, you have to go first and then eat. At dinner, I took two bites. I was called to propose a toast. This is the respect of everyone at the table. After the toast, I found that everyone was full. It was particularly cold on my wedding day. In winter, the dishes are cold and they are almost gone. What can I do?

After the afternoon, a bunch of relatives dragged me to chat, and a bunch of relatives asked me to chat. I'm embarrassed to say I didn't eat. My husband looked at me hungry and fried me fried rice with eggs, but I didn't have the courage to eat it. After all, his relatives are still sitting at home, and then there is a family dinner in the evening. At this time, there are all kinds of toasts, thanking relatives and so on. I drank a full stomach of drinks and didn't eat rice.

Finally, all these relatives left. I'm so tired. I've been standing in high heels all day, frozen all day and hungry all day. At that time, I really wanted to drink a bowl of porridge and eat two steamed buns, and then I hid under the bed and had a good sleep, but I had to take off my makeup and wash my hair until midnight. When I came back, my mother-in-law cooked me a bowl of sugar water and I ate two bowls. Then count the gifts and go to bed.