Humorous copy with interesting pictures

1. It's not that I'm not humorous, but that I live by the sea and it's not convenient to tell jokes. I am afraid of causing a tsunami.

2. Go on blind date tomorrow. Who knows a plastic surgeon? I don't ask much, just make it look like my photo!

Meat buns have been vomiting since they drank too much wine. Later, he became a steamed bread.

Da Vinci's password has not been cracked so far, the fundamental reason is that we don't know his account number!

With so many leaders here, you'd better talk as little as possible. As soon as you open your mouth, people will know that the food in our canteen is not delicious!

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

7. Actually, we don't need to care so much outside. Even strangers can't guarantee that we won't dance square dance together in decades.

8. Actually, you are smart, but your IQ is a little low. Actually, you are handsome, but your face is a little ugly. Actually, you are quite tall, but your legs are a little short.

9. I have long been used to your warmth. Why can't this go on? Why do I have to bear the pain of breaking up with the quilt alone in the cold morning!

10. Jin Yong wrote 14 books, whose names can be linked into a couplet. JK Rowling has written seven books, the titles of which can be linked into a joke to ensure that you will laugh after reading them.

1 1. Now boys are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls. Is the boy's world coming?

12. I really envy you local tyrants who go to school by bike. I'm tired of taking a taxi to school every day!

13. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food I eat in my stomach, and the other is the dream I hide in my heart, so I want to be a dreamy foodie.

14. Nowadays, it is not easy for girls. They should be fresh and clever in front of family, quiet in front of strangers, arrogant in front of teachers, vicious in front of classmates, cute in front of lovers and hooligans in front of girlfriends!

15. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

16. Ask your child to distinguish between "sister" and "aunt". Thank you!

17. If you really eat food, you can't say the word "lose weight" if you are not full!

18. The differences between schools at different stages are: primary school fees, junior high school fees, senior high school fees, and university fees!

19. It is said that making a phone call with a big screen will make your face look small, but I always think that your screen looks so small with a 12 inch tablet!

20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me!