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Talking about the sadness in the car accident

1. There was an accident downstairs last night. I saw the man being carried into the ambulance with my own eyes, but he didn't do anything. Plus this year's Cuihu drowning incident, I have seen photos and I know it very well. The theme of last night's dream was them. They accidentally woke up halfway, and a horrible image appeared in front of them, so they had to try their best to let themselves sleep again. But the impact lasted for a few minutes and was very impressive.

I had a car accident at about 9: 20 this evening. I'm fine. My car door was broken and I hit a Honda. Nothing, I just want to seek comfort. ...

I want to meet a car accident, either amnesia or death.

4. Happy campus: If a girl looks terrible, it is called the scene of a car accident, and her boyfriend is called saving people; If a boy has no life, he is called Dunhuang Grottoes, and his girlfriend is called a grave robber.

Dad had a car accident and passed the critical period temporarily.

6. Dad had an accident. Today, I washed his hair. When I saw the frost on his temple, my eyes filled with tears.

7. In the evening, my daughter called her mother anxiously: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman! " Mother comforted softly: "silly child, be good, don't think the worst, something may have happened!" " "

8. I finally realized what is the difference between millimeters and the agility of eyes. Fear after death made the driver sit in his seat feebly. He braked decisively to avoid a serious car accident. The large mixer ran through the red light with a runaway wild horse, which really praised the bus driver.

9. Recently, there have been many car accidents in Kunshi Expressway. Poor management is the cause of frequent accidents. Suggestion: increase patrol cars on the expressway, give daily warning and strictly enforce the law, such as adding a sentry box at the tunnel entrance, and not allowing overtaking and speed limit.

10, I'm in trouble. I really want God to give me a car accident, either death or amnesia. .

1 1. The man who used to call me every day to say good morning and good night has now died in a car accident.

12, if you accidentally had a car accident, would you choose death or amnesia?

13, I just had a nightmare in which a female ghost held me down with long hair. I can't push, I can't shout, I can't move, I want to see. I finally woke up when I was suffocating, broke out in a cold sweat and felt like I was about to collapse. I quickly turned on the light, silly.

Classic talk about car accidents.

14, I can't bear to look straight: four China tourists from go on road trip, North America, all died in a sudden car accident! The police announced the results of the investigation, which proved to be the reason. ...

15. Looking for yogurt cows on the road, you can also see Hu Xinger, Anita Yuen and Chile! Hahaha, at first I didn't know why so many people thought something was wrong.

16, hehe, first my mother fell into the pit, and then something happened. I really laughed. Sorry, you are a new car.

17, last night, I had dinner with my colleagues for the first time. I heard her say that her mother died when she was nineteen, and she lived alone. She felt that her mother was bitter and said that she had learned to eat, drink and be merry since then. Then in the evening, my mother called to tell me that Uncle Zhang next door had a car accident and disappeared. If you can't be calm for a long time, you feel that things are impermanent. Eating, drinking, having fun every day is the most important thing.

18, the cutest baby in my class had an accident today. It is still not out of danger. Shall we cheer for her together? Bless her together.

19, my classmate's mother had a car accident. I wish you a speedy recovery. Life is too fragile.

20. Give me a car accident that will either make me lose my memory or make me die.

2 1, every time the teacher is late for work, the students will suspect that the teacher may have a flat tire on the road, the house is on fire and something happened the day before.

22. The road between Xiasha in Hangzhou and Haining Outlets in Jiaxing has been extremely poor. The ground was pitted and almost collapsed. Why hasn't it been fixed yet? Do you have to have an accident to be noticed?

23. Everyone says that those ugly words are regarded as singing, but no one can imagine that a person can cry so hard. If every day is regarded as his last, how much he wants to die. There are so many people who died in a car accident outside, it's not my turn. I am really tired.

24. Every time my husband takes me by bike, I stare at the road. Once it rained, I said I couldn't open my eyes. My husband said I was riding a bike. what are you reading? I said if there was an accident, I didn't even know how I died.

25. At present, the most useful and important evidence is not Ma Rong's Song Zhe check-in record, but whether Wang's several car accidents were intentional.