Have a happy moment and talk about it.

Happy event's humorous jokes laughed off his fangs: Going to the farmland to see the green crops, as far as the eye can see, will make people feel relaxed and happy. But you have to understand, that's wheat seedlings, not leeks.

Happy event's Humorous Jokes (1)

1, the boss had a drink at noon, came to the meeting room in the afternoon and asked the secretary around him, "Is everyone here?"

Secretary: "Here we are".

The boss waved "serving"!

2. The workshop director should check the completion of employees' production tasks.

A said, "Director, I have finished half the work today."

B said, "I didn't do half of my work today."

Hearing this, the director frowned and said, "You two are very different. One is conscientious and the other is procrastinating."

Therefore, the director decided to commend and reward A and criticize B.

3, colleagues were assigned to the workshop, long-term night shift, the biological clock was completely disrupted, miserable.

The factory director said with concern: "After 3 months, it won't be so hard!"

He asked, "After three months, can I stop working at night?"

The director said, "I mean, you'll get used to it then."

4. Looking at the watch, do you look at the hour hand first, then the minute hand, but don't even look at the second hand that runs the most?

This phenomenon can explain an unfair thing: we did the work, but the team leader was praised, and the final result became the manager's.

Happy event's Humorous Jokes (2)

1, I lay in a bed and thought, "I don't know how many women I have slept in this bed, although I don't know them. Now this society is not like this ... "

Just then, a nurse's voice sounded: "Hey, what are you dawdling about?" You should leave the hospital! Other patients are still waiting for beds! "

2. I saw a man molesting a young girl by bus today 15 minutes. I finally couldn't help walking over and yelling at him: Are you finished? We agreed to have five minutes each.

If you give me a smile, I will give you a smile. Not a kind greeting, just want you to know that I look better when I smile.

4. It's good to be a mosquito. Everywhere I go, people applaud me.

5. It's so cold! If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat, size m. If you can't give me a coat and no hug, please give me money. I have the card number ~ ~ ~

6. Sometimes every action between lovers will hurt each other. Just because my girlfriend rolled over in her sleep, I was crushed into a fracture.

7. I confessed to the girl I secretly loved, and she actually said I was dead!

I don't know. This sentence has tortured me for a long time. I can't understand why the quantifier of heart is "strip".