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Classic talk: I want to show off even the perfunctory things you gave me. Do you know how ridiculous it is?

1. You never care about my feelings. How do you know my distress?

Girls, please cherish the boy who doesn't fight back no matter how hard he tries. Don't forget, you can't beat him at all

Sometimes, when one person leaves, the whole world of another person is lonely.

4. Lan Yan treats you as a buddy and loves you as a girlfriend; You are happy that he is crazy about you, and you are sad that he lends you a shoulder; You indulge him to accompany you, you fool around and he supports you.

I want to show off even the perfunctory things you gave me. Do you know how ridiculous it is?

6. Because there was no one at home, the courier brother and the recipient left the parcel at the door after the phone call, and they still scribbled on it when they left.

7. My brother is five years old and loves to cry. One day, he suddenly asked me: If there is no money at home one day, will my parents sell you or me? I said without hesitation: I must have sold you. I thought the little boy would cry, but he grinned: I knew you were worthless.

Qq: Tell me about your mood. I want to compliment you on the perfunctory things you gave me. Do you know how ridiculous it is?

First, love is a grain of sand, there is no extra space!

Second, don't wait for those who can't afford it. Your infatuation can't impress a person who doesn't love you. What hurts you is not the ruthlessness of the other party, but the persistence of your dreams.

Third, open the memory of cotton silk, has been silently promised, floating in the wind. When all nostalgia has turned into bitter confrontation, what else is worth nostalgia and regret? A chaotic fireworks, cold and silent; A cinnabar in your palm scatters your youth. Some fate is doomed to last, and some stories are doomed to fail. If you miss it, don't stay; Walk past and never look back.

4. Bright love should not exist. If it really exists, please love it deeply and love it constantly!

5. If life is just like the first sight, where is the autumn wind? On this shore, who promised to die? After so many years, who will accompany who is far away from Qian Shan? The only way is deep in the ocean, but fate is shallower than this. You said we met in the most beautiful season, but we didn't fall in love in the most beautiful season. I said I love this deeply, but I can't help it! Just say hello, don't forget!

6. The quiet ending is an impulsive smell when the tide ebbs, but the beauty that blooms when the tide ebbs is really a sad memory, knowing that the fireworks will eventually end in despair, but there are still so many people to enjoy it. In fact, I understand that fireworks only need beauty in the process. As long as you have experienced that feeling, you won't care what the result will be.

Seven, even I want to praise the perfunctory you gave me. Do you know how ridiculous it is?

Eight, inseparable reincarnation, never simply miss each other. I suddenly woke up in a blooming moment. Flowers will bloom when they fade, and clouds will stay when they go. I got it after all, I got it. All species on earth have their own wishes and destinations, and whether to stay or not really belongs to you.

Nine, in fact, sometimes everyone will be tired, but never say it, afraid of not being understood by others, afraid of being ignored by others. Occasionally I am used to worrying about everything, and sometimes I feel sad, so I will sit in the corner and smoke alone. After thinking about it, tears will not flow blindly. What happened to every group in this world? We are all human beings. If I tell you the truth, do you want to laugh at me? It's nothing.

The sea is the cleanest and warmest tear on the earth. That day, I drained the first drop for you, but I didn't expect you to turn back. I want to spend half my life writing about you and thinking about myself for the rest of my life. Write about my youth all my life, and your casual words have displaced me. Your departure informed me that words are only the temporary residence of the soul. Now I still love you, and I don't give up stubbornly.

Eleven, occasionally think of, think of some people who have seen, may never see, or even never see. It's like a monsoon crossing. Wake up in the middle of the night and think of Fang Fei. Who have you met? Walking through the long summer with homesickness and embracing the flowers in spring. If you don't remember the sound, is it youth and us catching shadows? Those warm and beautiful things in life. We are in love.

Twelve, at this age, if there is anything that can make you cry, it must be something you can't handle, such as how much to eat, how much to drink and how much to sleep.

Thirteen differences, a little hard to give up, but unhappy; I'm a little sorry, but I'm not disappointed. Because we are comforted by the hope of meeting.

14. Time will tell me how I got through that difficult time. Time will also tell you how you got someone who is willing to love you with his life.

Fifteen, how complicated romance, good and bad habits are dreams for many years. How unbearable loneliness, empty my indifference, evolved into how beautiful and cold at that time. How to distinguish the air in the bleak room can actually look for traces that are not contaminated by sadness.

Sixteen, love is not to find a pair of hands that suit you, but to find a pair of hands that are willing to hold your hand no matter how inappropriate.

Seventeen, the stars shine on the moon alone, how can it be that the husband and wife enter the phoenix and ask for it? Wen Jun is as deep as love, and the Weaver Cowherd is faithful. Don't envy Yuanyang for playing in the water, and don't expect to be unrestrained. For two days in a month, the husband and wife are loving and happy. I wish you husband and wife love and happiness forever!

Eighteen, fishbone stuck in the throat, but you still like to eat fish; You are full of cavities, but you are still addicted to sweetness; He abandoned you thousands of miles away, but you are willing to watch him travel all over Qian Shan. The reason is the opposite, you like it.

Don't look down on yourself as long as your feet are in the air; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

Twenty, I am used to seeing people passing by in a hurry, accustomed to people's indifferent faces, accustomed to the strangeness and loneliness of this city, and many people just pass by us in a hurry, heading for the purpose I set afterwards. Maybe I am attached to you, maybe I don't give up, but no one will stay for anyone. I think I should get used to life without you. My road, still have to go on, even if it is a ball.

Twenty-one, no matter how beautiful, it has become a wound. No matter how beautiful it is, it will hurt. Forget it. Don't let my little smile be so far-fetched Not every excellent person is suitable to live with you all your life. Some people are for growth, some are for missing, and some are for living together.

22. Don't regret what you missed. People or things you miss, others have no chance to meet, others miss, you have no chance to have. Everyone will miss it, everyone will miss it, and what really belongs to you will never be missed.

Twenty-three, looking for a job is so interesting! Especially watching others look for jobs.

You know, because of you, I never dare to fall in love with anyone else.

1. I still remember the feeling of loving you to death, but I dare not do it again.

I'm sorry for betraying how much I love you.

You know, because of you, I never dare to fall in love with anyone else.

I look at your life like a passer-by, and your emotions are not sad for me.

Our chat records are all my shameless greetings.

6. If someone really depends on me, who wants to force himself to be strong?

7. Although I miss you sometimes, there are too many reasons why I can't.

8. I'm not as strong as you think. Sometimes I find a place to hide.

9. If I don't mention you, I will laugh loudly and feel like a person who loves to laugh.

10. Can you kill me if you can't see that I am strong?

1 1. There are always some people, no matter how long it takes, it still hurts to remember.

12. Dreams are always broken, but the heart is always tired.

13. I heard that you have a new person in your heart and there is no room for me.

14. How to compensate for the time I miss you and the way I love you.

15. Every time I think of you, it's like rheumatism. It hurts.

16. I thought you just couldn't love me yet, but you just couldn't love me.

17. Why didn't you come to me? I don't want to like others.

18. I am not as attractive as you two.

19. No matter how strong I am, you are my achilles heel.

20. I have saved so many portraits of couples, but I have never used them with anyone.

You have no idea how much I love you.

1, I have no chance in this life, and I will talk about it in the afterlife. 2. I have a grave in my heart, a place to bury widows.

I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.

If you go first, don't blame me for turning my back on you.

5, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

6. Get married or break up!

7, vicissitudes of the day, tragic night; I'm waiting for a sigh, sitting in a dark corner, thinking of you crazily and heartbroken.

8. How can I not be sad? After all, there is no second you.

When you can't have it anymore, the only thing you can do is not to forget it.

10, love is over, tell me that you won't give up.

1 1, am I too stupid and sad, or are you too tired and used to it? Our love, so hurt, is unwilling to let go.

12, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

13, you will never meet the second me, no matter how bad I am.

14, we always meet the best love at the age when we know least about love.

15, now, I will never let anyone take me away at will. I learned. I'll go by myself.

16, in fact, you don't need any results, and a beautiful meeting will make you happy.

17, talking too much will make you tired, playing too much will make you fake, and loving too much will make you addicted.

18, shh, don't talk, I'm just a little sad.

19, I really want to know your news now, and I don't know how I feel now.

20, you say you don't love me, it doesn't matter, I love you!

2 1, when tears came down, I knew that separation was another understanding.

22. I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

I've been lonely for a long time, waiting for you to save me, but it's too late.