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How many people have you seen knocking on doors the most when you go out?

? I have seen many kinds of stingy people in various places. These stingy people have their own unique means and methods, and they use their stingy skills to the extreme. .

? Once I ate noodles at a restaurant in front of the school. The restaurant was quite large and the prices were medium to expensive. This is a prerequisite. While I was eating, two old people came into the restaurant. I heard from the waiter in the restaurant that these two old people came to the restaurant every day but didn't eat. And this restaurant doesn't chase away customers, so these two old people came to the restaurant every day. An old man comes every day.

After listening carefully, I found out that these two old men would sit here for a while every day, not ordering food, but taking away the paper towels on the table when they left (the restaurant is not small and has good facilities). They are all good, and the paper towels are also super good).

? I feel like they are really stingy. They don’t eat, but they have to go to other people’s restaurants to get their napkins every day. This makes other people embarrassed. Well, I really don’t know what these two old people are thinking. Do they really want to maximize their special skills of being stingy?

By the way, talking about this, I think of a classmate in college who was also very stingy. When I ran out of daily necessities, I never paid for them myself. I always borrowed them from other people in the dormitory. If you don’t buy toilet paper, you have to use someone else’s. If you don’t buy toothpaste, you have to use someone else’s.

Another time, when she started washing up at around ten o'clock in the evening, she threw away his toothbrush, but she didn't have a new toothbrush, so she asked me if I had a spare toothbrush, and I didn't hesitate. I lent it to her, but I didn’t take it seriously when she said she wanted to give me a new one.

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A month later, the same situation happened again, and she asked me to borrow a toothbrush again. I had the urge to scold her to death, thinking, I am not your father. Why does your mother provide you with a toothbrush? Later, I told her directly no, and asked her when she would return my toothbrush that she took last time. Of course I don’t really want it back, it’s just a toothbrush, I just can’t stand a stingy person like her!

? Once again, we all had hot pot in the dormitory. We were very happy while eating, and nothing unpleasant happened during the meal. Later, after eating, the dormitory leader went to clean the pot, and there was no detergent. So I asked the classmate if I wanted to use her dish soap.

I agreed, but she kept holding the dishwashing liquid bottle in her hand, and when she poured out the dishwashing liquid, there wasn’t even half a drop. Everyone asked her to pour more. Otherwise, it won’t be able to be washed clean because it will be covered with oil. She just said that enough is enough, and she refused to squeeze out any more. In fact, when she met such a person, she was really speechless.

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