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On the spatial dialogue at the same table

1. When I arrived at the university, I lost the concept of deskmate and missed deskmate.

I wonder who will be your deskmate now.

3, deskmate, I hope you will be fine in the future. ...

Will you hear someone mention the word deskmate one day and then think of me and move?

5, there are thousands of jokes, it is not as funny as a sentence said at the same table!

6. Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

7. If I don't marry you after many years, if I do, tell your daughter to be careful on her way to school.

8, deskmate, I'm sorry, I used to bully you every day, but now I'm separated, and I can't do it anymore.

9. Hey, let me copy your homework. Hey, lend me your pencil. Hey, lend me the book. Hey, watch the teacher for me. Hello, my former deskmate, I miss you.

10, my deskmate is Su Xue, and when you pinch it, it's slag.

1 1. I'm graduating. What should I do without you as my deskmate?

12, "How can I get your deskmate to help you meet the teacher wholeheartedly?" "Play the mobile phone at the same table!"

13, how are you now? I miss you a little.

14, have you ever touched your deskmate's thigh when you are lonely?

15, I laugh with you when you laugh, and I cry with you when you cry.

16. If you want to leave me, just go and don't look back.

17, deskmate, you are so happy, you have one, so good, deskmate. .....

18, "deskmate, deskmate, do you know that there is a group for you?" "Really, which one?" "blacklist."

19, chatting with my deskmate is a good memory.

20. I want to start school with a senior, but I have a senior in a class.

2 1, I said to my deskmate, "Your deskmate likes you", and he said, "Your deskmate likes you."

22, what is the same life * * * and death, that is, you and your deskmate have the same volume.

23, alas, alas, not deskmate ... handsome, I miss you.

24, deskmate, you are really harmful, make me like you, but ignore me.

25. My deskmate said that he found an extra-large "band-aid" in my desk hole, which was very white.

26, find a chance to kill the deskmate, because he knows too much.

I can't see clearly what is written on the blackboard. Let me have a look. Deskmate, I miss you.

28. Your expression of listening carefully in class and your careful action in doing problems make me worth learning from you!

29. I miss you at my deskmate and the days when we endorsed and asked each other questions.

30. I often point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to my deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

3 1, class. My deskmate is menstruating. The teacher asked what was wrong. I hit myself on the nose. So I went downstairs and bought her sanitary napkins. Later she became my wife.

Yesterday, I changed the automatic reply to "then", and then my stupid deskmate chatted with it all afternoon.

33, a semester deskmate, a lifelong friend!

34. "I like your deskmate too much. She is beautiful and gentle. She is simply my goddess. " "deskmate, is it really good for you to praise yourself so blatantly?"

35. Fortunately, your present deskmate is a man, otherwise. . . .

I hope grandpa at the same table will recover soon, and my deskmate loves you.

37. The head teacher will never think that I can talk better with my new deskmate.

One day, someone put a small note on my deskmate's back. I didn't stick it tightly at first sight, so I took a few shots at the place where the sticker was stuck. By the way, I said, ah, there are bugs!

39. The world is small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.

40. Who knows what my last screen name is? I married my deskmate to him.

4 1, deskmate, sorry. I used to annoy you every day, but now I have to go. I can't do this anymore. Sorry, deskmate.

42. Why isn't my deskmate a girl?

43. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

44, comfort you care about you, such a deskmate is actually what we have always wanted, isn't it?

45. deskmate, I miss the day when you brought me breakfast. Are you all right now?

46. How are you sitting at the same table now?

47. I really envy having such a good deskmate at the same table.

48. Why do I often cry? Because my deskmate always insults me.

49. My first confession was given to my deskmate for six years.

50. I especially like my deskmate's solid arm, because it can block the teacher's sight and let me have enough rest time in every class.

5 1, I hope the system will randomly match a schoolmate for me.

52. Do you know how I feel when you secretly take out your booger and put it in your mouth?

53. God, you must give me a funny comparison when school starts!

54. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! He shouted: Your deskmate is a pig!

55, deskmate, once we cheated together, lived together and died together. . Finally, they separated.

56. Why don't you come back to the same table?

Take me to eat meat and I'll sell you my deskmate.

58, China is a good deskmate, with great homework and cheating in exams.

59, deskmate, in the vast sea of people, I recognized you at a glance. Because you are the most eye-catching, and secondly, awkward and obscene!

60. You always cry at the same table, but you always help me organize my stationery carefully.

6 1, deskmate, we are two mirrors reflecting each other, thank you for your company.

62. deskmate, I never told you that you are a great person!

63. "What would you do if your deskmate suddenly fainted?" "Slap him first to see if he is faking it."

64. You at the same table, I want to say to you at the same table: If time can go back, I hope it is you sitting next to me.