Talk about the feeling of first love: I am ready to halve my rights and double my obligations.

1. Sparkling like stars are your smiling and affectionate eyes

2. There is nothing you can do. The softness in your ideals will uncover all the scars.

3. The very short poem "I Want to Love You" is sublimated into a long life prose!

4. Xue Hua flutters and the love is hard to disappear, the blue waves ripple and the fish happily mention sad things I wonder what you are thinking in your heart. I think there are mysteries in dreams when you are infatuated. Those who know will answer.

5. After a day of separation, people in the two places become thinner, have no appetite for three meals, have less spring and autumn in the four seasons, feel sad all over the body, cannot be persuaded by relatives, have no home for seven emotions, and eight points are lonely.

6. The continuation of friendship comes from the heart. No matter how many connections there are, as long as there is a piece of sky for each other in the heart, then an occasional greeting will bring a knowing smile.

7. Sometimes, love is also a kind of hurt. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

8. Sometimes, it is precisely because of love that you hide away quietly. What you avoid is the figure, but what you cannot avoid is the silent feeling.

9. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful, because I love you.

10. No amount of dreams can fill the emptiness. The truth is like cinders turned into ashes.

11. In the modern battlefield of material civilization, I gained everything but lost myself.

12. I will only hold your hand in this life, because having you in this life is enough.

13. One day you will meet a better girl, and have a happy life with you.

14. The love of a fool will only stay in that summer when I kiss you on the face.

15. I swear, fifty years later, I will still love you as much as I do now!

16. I can feel your heartache, and you have helplessness that you can’t explain. …But you act like you don’t care. The more you act like this, the more uncomfortable I feel.

17. I am ready to have my rights halved and my obligations doubled.

18. The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person!

19. I have a lot to say. But at such a moment and on such an occasion, all I can leave for you is my silent prayer: Take care, my friend!

20. There is a kind of happiness in having someone who can make you love him regardless of everything for the rest of your life. All opportunities only favor those who are prepared

1. Happiness does not come every day. If you miss it, you will have to wait for a long time.

2. The latest ten signs of depravity: 1. Starting the morning at noon; 2. Going to bed after 12 o'clock in the evening; 3. Getting lazier and lazier; 4. Spending most of the time on the computer; 5. No matter what you do No interest at all; 6. Often in a daze and inexplicably irritable; 7. Serious lack of exercise; 8. Addicted to games or Weibo; 9. Uneven meals; 10. Lack of communication with family members. If you have fallen, please forward it to remind yourself that you can’t do this again.

3. When you feel pain, just learn something. Learning can help us alleviate the pain.

4. There are many difficulties in front of us, but since ancient times, men have always been self-reliant. ——Tang Li Xianyong

5. All opportunities only favor those who are prepared.

6. When a person truly wakes up, he gives up pursuing the wealth in the external world and begins to pursue the real wealth in his inner world.

7. Never giving up is the secret to realizing your dreams.

8. As long as you bring confidence to yourself, it is necessary to take some measures.

9. My heart is miserable, so I live with a smile

10. Spiritual growth, knowledge, and attitude.

11. Don’t worry, be happy!

12. It’s a expired check, tomorrow is a credit card, only cash, make the most of it.

13. The smartest thing about people is not that they pick up things that others have not picked up, but that others pick up things that you don’t want to pick up.

14. Don’t use study as an excuse for not loving me!

15. The reef stirs up beautiful waves because of its firm belief; youth is particularly colorful because of its pursuit of the sublime.

16. If one day someone stops talking or answers you, then congratulations, you are slowly drifting away.

17. Many times, we always hope for the good of others.

18. Strength shapes character, and character determines destiny.

19. If you are poor, you can help yourself; if you are rich, you can help the world. (Mencius wholeheartedly)

20. The good sentences you used to describe my smile are very graceful and graceful. They are all prepared for you.

1. Life is always like this, go At the end, you will understand that the best thing is the process, not the result. We make money, have a career, and fall in love all to be happier, so happiness is the real wealth in life.

2. How can you know how to rest if you are not extremely tired? How can you find a way out if you do not fall to the bottom? As long as you do not avoid and shrink, the applause of life will eventually ring for you

3. The harm a man does to a woman is not necessarily that he fell in love with someone else, but that he disappointed her when she had expectations, did not help her when she was weak, and was jealous when she succeeded. she.

4. Give every opportunity a chance and don’t leave yourself the possibility of regret. Brave people carve out their own path of destiny, and everyone is the pioneer of their own destiny

5. It is not because you have hope that you work hard, but when you work hard, you can see hope. Since you are still lucky to be alive, of course you must go all out to be happy and find a reason. Regardless of whether you deny sadness, your smile will be so bright that it can be everywhere.

6. There are no ifs in this world. If you are destined to not get happiness, don’t expect so much. Sometimes, the person you want the most is actually the person you should leave the most. No one can It's not who's who, only time will leave us with the truest person.

7. Some people come to you to tell you what true love is; some people come to you to tell you what falsehood is; just like some people come to you to give you warmth, Some people are just trying to make you feel cold. These are all gifts of life, accept them whether you like them or not, and learn to understand their meaning.

8. The most beautiful thing is not the moment of success, but looking back afterwards on the hardships in the struggle. The sun will always appear after the cloudy day, so warm and dazzling.

9. There are two things in this world that others cannot take away: one is the dream hidden in the heart, and the other is the book read into the brain, so if you work hard, everything is possible.

10. People do not necessarily need to learn how to repay kindness, but at least they must know how to not forget their roots.

11. Not everyone is sincere, so don’t believe it so easily; not everyone is worth your effort, so don’t be so stupid to give it; if you are not sad, you must cry, so, Don't be so stingy with your smile; you are not the only one working hard, so don't give up easily.

12. If you have 5, you will be very happy. How many do you have? ——You have parents who love you. Being carried. Got 1st place. Laughing until my stomach hurts. Someone cried for you. Buy clothes you like. Someone texts you in the middle of the night. Talking on the phone with honey friends. Someone has taken care of you when you were sick. Someone sent a text message to wish me birthday early in the morning. There will be someone to pick you up at the station. Walking with your beloved until your legs hurt. When good things happen, someone will think of you first. ——In fact, happiness can be very simple.

13. Only when a person sees his own scars with his own eyes can he know what pain is and what is right and wrong.

14. Even if there are too many unfairnesses in this world, we don’t need to wrap ourselves in too gorgeous language, because we have to be our truest selves.

15. Many things in life are like wisdom teeth; the best solution is to pull them out, rather than endure them. It sounds open-minded, but the pain is only felt by yourself. Are you ready to understand the April Fool’s Day trick?

Are you ready for the latest trick to trick people on April Fool’s Day?

1. On April 1, while a colleague or classmate was away, press the print button to take a screenshot of his computer desktop and set it as the desktop. Then move all the files originally on the desktop to a folder on a disk, so that the desktop looks the same as usual. Teasing effect: The opponent clicks the mouse like crazy after coming back. But there was no response. When I turned it off and on, the problem continued. Then it will go absolutely crazy.

2. To catch people who send flyers (including M Ji, Computer City and other friends who like to send flyers), it is best to target beautiful girls. When they sent you a flyer that day, you immediately shrank away, then looked at the other person with contempt; you also wiped the place where he touched your body with your hand, and finally left in a panic. Effect of teasing: The other person will definitely wonder that you dislike him or her for being so beautiful...and he or she will definitely check to see if there is anything disgusting about him or her. In serious cases, it may increase his or her sense of inferiority.

3. On April 1st, I happily invited my friends, classmates, and colleagues to dinner, and even ordered expensive food, and said "I'm not short of money." After eating until I feel full, I find an excuse to go to the toilet and slip away. Trick effect: When the waiter comes to them to check out, they will be very distressed to pay the bill. If they don't bring enough money, they will be fined for washing dishes, which will be super funny.

4. The night before April Fool’s Day, put up a recruitment poster on the school poster board. The content states that in order to adapt to the financial crisis, a certain company will conduct a large-scale advertising campaign. Your university is hiring a number of part-time staff, with a daily salary of 250~~ If you are interested, please go to a certain building---a certain dormitory to sign up! Seats are limited, so register as soon as possible. Effect of teasing: The next day, there will definitely be an endless stream of visitors coming to the door of so-and-so’s dormitory to inquire about this matter. You can imagine the result.

5. In the classroom, look for chalk. Draw a circle on the ground with chalk, then stand in it and say to the people around you: "Oh, this is my territory, and no one of you is allowed to come in." The trick effect: no one dares to come in. The teacher didn't dare to come in... The principal didn't dare to come in after seeing it.

6. Find a building with an elevator, stand with your face toward the corner of the elevator, don't say anything, don't move, and don't get out of the elevator no matter which floor you end up on. It’s best for girls with long hair to do it. Effect of teasing: No one dares to come in after seeing it. People passing by didn't dare to come in. The ghosts didn't dare to come in after seeing it.

7. The artificial Barbie doll uses garlic, onions, onions, carrots and other cute vegetables to make a bouquet for a cute little boy. It is best to sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice on top of the bouquet. Of course, it will be effective only if it is sent by a professional flower delivery girl in a very formal manner. I also want a big tofu skin to make the greeting card that comes with the bouquet, with my heartfelt greetings written in soy sauce on it.

8. Disappear to catch the person being fooled when he is not next to the computer for a few minutes or deliberately move him away (don’t you know how to do this?). Under Winxp/2003 minimize all its open windows and drag the taskbar above the screen and hide it, then use the print Screen key to capture its desktop. Open the "Paint" program, press Ctrl v to paste the picture you just captured, and save it in *.bmp format. Go back to the desktop, set the picture you just saved as the desktop, and then you will see what it means to be crazy...

9. The hardware method is to adjust the contrast of the Fool's monitor to the lowest (take the screen as dark as principle), in this case, unless the other party is very careful, it will be extremely difficult to discover the real reason.

If the person being fooled has a little knowledge of hardware and is bold enough to act recklessly, then you will have a great chance to watch the wonderful scene of him "cutting your computer into pieces"!

10. Two people carry glass. Two people pretend to carry a piece of glass and walk towards the people coming towards you. You will notice that many people will go around quickly and dare not pass between you. ! Note: The two of them should cooperate well and show caution when lifting the glass. Unpredictable consequences: Those who are brave and believe in their own eyes may pass through you, which will be very embarrassing!

11. Toothpaste sandwich biscuits: Unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully separate the two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, tastes good!) and squeeze out an appropriate amount. In the cake, the portion size depends on personal "eating" habits, and finally it is glued together to make it as realistic and presentable as possible. You generally don't need to use it specifically at all. You just need to put it in an obvious place. It is best to prepare a few slices of original sandwich biscuits and watch TV while eating. People will naturally come to taste it. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it. Although it is risky, many people will definitely fall into the trap.

12. Request a song: Prepare a rice bowl or enamel basin (any other object that can emit loud and high decibels after being struck) and a phone. Try to use a very formal tone when calling the other party. When you get through, say the following: This is a music station. There is a Mr./Ms. If you want to listen to the song, please dial the # key to listen (most people will press it). Thank you, the song is "Dang" by Power Train, please listen carefully. Then knock on the previously prepared hitting object, just knock it once, and make a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, and goodbye!

13. First put "Fengyoujing" on the pen, not too much. Then go to a person: Please help me write the word XX. (What you need to write is up to you.)

14. After he finished writing with this pen, the fingers of his right hand naturally became fengyoujing. (Have fun, continue to be more funny)

15. Then pretend to be concerned and say: "Ah! There is a big piece of eye feces in your right eye." (The purpose is almost achieved)

16. He must naturally rub his right eye with his right hand, and then... (The final goal is basically achieved, if you need more poison, please read below)

17. If you want to be more cruel, just when he rubs his right eye Said that he also has eye guano in his left eye... (You are still alive)

18. Specific content: You can play this game with your best friend, the name is: Transform into a Living Person.

19. Ask your friend to stand in a horse stance first, with a correct posture and a piece of white paper in his mouth. Note that this is the posture before performing the exercise. Then you have to change him from one room to another. Once you have a room and everything is ready, you can helplessly say something like this: "I can't change myself into a living person! I can't do it anymore, but that's how living people poop."

20. Ingredients: Clean silver toothpaste (green toothpaste is also acceptable), Japanese toothpaste like green mustard.

21. Fool's method: Squeeze out part of the toothpaste first, don't let go, (mustard is good for sucking), align the mustard tube with the toothpaste tube, squeeze! At the same time, let go of the toothpaste and suck it! complete!

22. Note: The previous toothpaste should be similar in color to green mustard, and nothing else. I have used this trick on my dad, and it works great!

23. Walking on a road with trees or telephone poles on both sides (there are often such roads in campus), suddenly tilted my head back, covered my face, and pretended to be stretched against the trees on both sides. Invisible thin wires or wires get caught on the face, and then they carefully lower their heads and pretend to crawl under them. Then you can watch what the people behind you do! ! The acting must be realistic, especially the moment of tripping and the moment of carefully lowering one's head to get through. Unpredictable consequences: People behind you may walk past you openly and laugh at you for being stupid!

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If two people pretend to carry a piece of glass and walk towards the oncoming person, you will notice that many people will go around quickly and dare not pass between you! (Note: The two of you should cooperate well and show caution when lifting the glass. Unpredictable consequences: Those who are brave and trust their own eyes may pass between you. It will be very embarrassing!)

25. Find 3 random things, such as 3 cups. When you knock the first one, ask your friend to say "forget", the second one to say "love", and the third one to say "water". It's beautiful. It's called testing your friend's response speed. After a few times, keep tapping the first one. If your friend keeps saying "Forget, forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,..." Haha, the effect is coming.

26. Are there people around you who like to take advantage of you? You can carefully take out the shredded tobacco from a cigarette, be careful not to damage the cigarette paper, and then put in the minced chili pepper, and then Put the tobacco and tidy it up, and put it in a place where he often goes. Let him take it by himself and leave him alone. After burning it, you can watch the show.

27. Stick a small note on his back. What I tried was to stick a sexy picture of a woman on his back without him paying attention. Later, he didn't notice it and walked all the way to the teacher's office...

28. Put a broom on the door. When he came in, haha~~ it would be miserable

29. Give him a gift He took a long time to unpack a beautiful box wrapped in colored paper, but in the end there was only a small piece of paper about the size of a thumb, which said: Haha, you were deceived

30. Call him and tell him Say, your brother XX got into a fight with someone at XX place, tell him to hurry up and let him run away in vain!

31. When he was sleeping and asleep, he said that someone was looking for him.

32. Put other things in the drink he drinks, or spit on it,...haha, that’s too bad

33. Hide his mobile phone and send random love letters To the girl inside

34. Pretend to be kind and invite him to eat biscuits, unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully open the two biscuits, remove the sandwich, take out XX toothpaste, squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake (portion size (According to personal "eating" habits), and finally glued together, with the highest guiding principle of being realistic and presentable.

35. Try to call him in a very formal tone. The conversation is as follows - This is the (local place name) music station, and there is a Mr./Ms. Mr./Ms. Then knock on the previously prepared hitting object, just knock it once, and make a "dang" sound. Before the other party can react, say: Thank you for listening, goodbye, idiot.

36. Call him at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night and then scream into the phone.

37. A note is posted at the door of the self-study building: This building is under inspection, please do not study by yourself. We apologize for any inconvenience.

38. A wooden board is hung on the water heater in the study building: it is broken and needs to be repaired.

39. Notice on the blackboard: Due to line maintenance in this building, lights will be turned off after 19:00 in the evening.

40. Notice on the blackboard in the classroom: Teacher XXX is unable to teach due to illness, please allow students to study freely.

41. Tell yourself: There is class today. So, I got up early and carried my schoolbag to class as usual...

42. Notice: There will be a health inspection at 15:30 this afternoon.

43. Notice: X layer of sheets will be collected at 12:00 noon today, students please be ready.

44. Block the toilet in the dormitory building with broken tables and chairs, and put a note next to it saying "Toilet is under maintenance and temporarily suspended for use."

45. Notice: Lights out at 23:30 tonight.

46. Secretly turn on the TV after turning off the lights at night.

47. Put a note in the book that your roommate must read every day and write: "The person who loves you the most will be waiting for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight."