I urgently need a funny sketch script, and many people perform [a dozen people].

Funny sketch-multi-person performance-second interview with Maolu (sketch musical script)

(a table with mallets and other items on it)

First (wearing robes and holding folding fans): Good evening, leaders, teachers and students! (fuels) Today, everyone is gathered together. I want to tell you a story (throwing down the folding fan)-Liu, Guan and Zhang San care about the thatched cottage! It is said that at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were disputes all over the world. ...

Liu (dragging a pile of shoe boxes): Hey, look! Two and a half dollars for a pair of leather shoes! Jumping off a building and bleeding on sale! After this village, there is no such shop!

First (hastily stop): What are you doing?

Pushing an old No.28 bicycle and carrying a big bag. Sing while walking, tune "Red Sorghum"): Change rice, change rice, change rice, change rice, change rice!

The first (abandon Liuqu chase)

Zhang (carrying two butcher knives): Hey, I just killed Li Zhu this morning. Very fresh! (First from the right) Dude, hit two Jin of pork!

Number one: no! Go, go, go. What are you all doing here? When this is a farmers' market! Didn't you watch the show? Come on, come on, get out of the way (Pushing the three out) Sorry, everyone, let's move on. It is said that Liu Bei, after Wang Jing in Zhongshan, was born with the appearance of an emperor, with a tiger step and a dragon shape!

Liu: Hey, I'm Liu Bei.

Guan Yu!

Zhang: I'm Zhang Fei!

First: (surprised) ladies and gentlemen, I have been talking about books all my life, and it is the first time that I have met Liu, Guan and Zhang like this! (turning to three people) Hey, it's three heroes! I've heard a lot about you!

Liu: You're welcome.

Xian: Aren't you in the Eastern Han Dynasty? Why are you doing business here?

Liu: I don't know, sir. The unit policy has been invigorated, and my old section chief has been squeezed out by the new young man Dou!

Guan: The factory optimized the combination, and my technician was laid off.

Zhang: Don't mention it. I used to be the warehouse manager of that meat factory. Once I found a sick pig in the warehouse and threw it out. Who knows, the factory director saw it, and he dragged me back with a sick pig and threw me out!

Number one: Hey-not bad luck! So, three, how is business now?

Liu: Business? Alas!

Liu: (singing "I'm more annoyed recently") I'm more annoyed recently, more annoyed, more annoyed, and I always feel that life is a bit extreme. The quality of leather shoes is so poor that others will refund them as soon as they buy them! Alas!

Guan: (I'm very annoyed recently, singing) I'm very annoyed recently, very annoyed, very annoyed, and I haven't changed half a load of rice. People in the city are smart and capable, so they don't buy rice to cook. Alas!

Zhang: (I'm more annoyed recently, singing) I'm more annoyed recently, more annoyed than you, more annoyed than you! I always feel that money is getting harder to earn every day.

Xian, Liu and Guan: What do you mean?

Zhang: It's getting harder and harder to sell a pig a day!

Liu, Guan and Zhang: Alas, it is difficult!

First of all: it is difficult to do individual business now. Why don't you three cooperate in business? As the saying goes: if you are brothers, your profits will be cut off.