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Talk about mistress

Xiao San, do you deserve true love? Today you will be this man's mistress, and tomorrow you will sleep with someone else.

Wait for me, son. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.

If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.

Look at you. You were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of your country?

Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

Playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

Not tall, short, fat, thin, no three, no four, no face, no skin, no heart, no lungs.

I'm a bitch, and I have to pretend to be innocent, thinking that I have feelings, bah, disgusting.

Mistress, you are not as good as a lady. Miss, it's for the money. What are you doing for?

A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series.

I smiled, the hostess can straighten herself, and the devil can grow angel wings.

For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for money, you become a chicken.

Since being a mistress must be shameless, she is used to harsh words.

Even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.

Men have gold under their knees, and my feet have hair under their knees.

Sexless, loveless, prude, affectionate and righteous, what a slut.

There are so many beautiful women in the country, and the mistress is so coquettish.

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can't help man show.

How far is your heart, how far will you go?