Ding kou ding dang

1, go to work earlier than the chicken, work more than the donkey, and get off work later than the "miss", which is better than anyone.

2. Shen Shen and Chen Shen went to get the gold medal, but their peers disagreed. Stark Chan wanted to keep it for himself, and Shen Shen had a heart. Don't you know that it takes one heart to find gold, and it is difficult to find gold when you are distracted? Stark Chan and Shen Shen went home empty-handed.

3, a flat basin surface, flip a flat basin cake, the cake touches the basin, and the basin touches the cake.

4, wine is a good meal, the more you drink, the younger you are; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

5, you can stew frozen tofu, you stew me to stew frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

6. Speak like Kong Fansen on stage, do things like Rainbow off stage, be like Tai Sen, and lead like arsenic!

7. Seven plus one, then minus one. What is the sum after addition and subtraction? Seven plus one, minus one, plus or minus seven.

8. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They came to the mountain to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes, or round eyes are more round than round eyes.

9, out of the south gate, take six steps, see uncle and uncle, called uncle and uncle, lend me six buckets and six liters of good mung beans; Planting beans after autumn gave me six uncles, sixty-six buckets and six liters of good mung beans.

10, Teacher Shi, Teacher Si, Teacher Shi, Teacher Shi accompany me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.

1 1, the ugly man turned around and scared a cow by the river; The ugly man turned around and Daqing Oilfield did not produce oil; The ugly man turned three times and Jordan played table tennis instead. The ugly man turns around, and the monk washes his hair softly.

12, I live in the depths of an Internet cafe and don't know the way back. Sleeping in class by mistake, snoring, woke up all the students.

13, Lao Luo pulled a cart of pears and Lao Li pulled a cart of chestnuts. Lao Luo is called Dali Luo and Lao Li is called Dali Li. Lao Lola makes pear wine, and Lao Li pulls Li for pears.

14. There is a sun in the sky, a stone in the ground, a tongue in the mouth and five fingers in the hand. Whether it is the scorching sun in the sky, the hard stone in the ground, the soft tongue in the mouth, the fingers in the hand, or the scorching sun, the hard stone, the soft tongue and the fingers, they are all practicing their tongues.

15, the goat goes up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horn; Buffalo enters the water, and the water has no buffalo waist; Pigs enter the pigsty and the pig arches the pig trough; The donkey carries grass, and the grass presses the donkey's waist.

16, the long worm turns around the brick pile and finishes drilling the brick pile.

17, it will be stormy in the end, or doomed, just like dead branches and leaves, it is impossible to regenerate!

18, there are thick Cui legs in front of the mountain and thick Cui legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.

19, there was a bottle on the wall and a basin under the wall. The bottle fell and broke the bottom of the basin, and the basin turned over and broke the bottle mouth. The bottle had to pay for the bottle mouth and the basin had to pay for the basin bottom.

20, three mountains and four waters, four waters around three mountains; Three mountains and four waters are always spring, and four waters and three mountains are always spring.

2 1, the monk takes the soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk cooks soup at the top of the tower, and the soup is cooked in the soup sliding tower.

22, elder brother ku melon basket across the wide ditch, ditch basket leakage melon rolling ditch. The buckle of the melon basket hangs obliquely in the ditch, and it's strange that the melon basket is empty.

23. Dating is dating, and names are names. Dating can't be said as an adult name, and people's names can't be said as dating.

24, you are also diligent, I am also diligent, and we work together to make gold. Workers and peasants are brothers, like a family.

25. Draw phoenix, red phoenix, pink phoenix, pink phoenix and flower phoenix on the pink wall.

26. There are five trees on the mountain, five pots of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

27. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.

28. The paper is wrapped in fine silver thread, and there are 4444 small dead lice skins lying on the fine silver thread.

29. Always carrying a yellow scorpion, and old Huang carrying a square scorpion. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

30. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, big white stone pagoda.

3 1, broadsword versus single knife, single knife versus broadsword, broadsword versus single knife, single knife wins broadsword.

32. There is a Yellow River in Class One and a Kelly in Class Two. The Yellow River and Kelly are engaged in creation, the Yellow River is engaged in woodcut, and Kelly writes poetry. The Yellow River helped Kelly write poems, and Kelly helped the Yellow River make woodcuts. Thanks to their cooperation, the Yellow River completed woodcuts and Kelly wrote poems.

33. There is a noodle restaurant whose door faces south, with a blue cotton curtain hanging on it, and the noodle restaurant door faces south; Hang the blue cotton curtain, the noodle restaurant or the door faces south.

34. Purple porcelain plate, shark's fin, a plate of cooked shark's fin and a plate of raw shark's fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

35. Xiaoguo drew a red flower, and Xiaoguo drew a yellow flower. Xiaoguo wanted to exchange his red flower for Xiaoguo's yellow flower, and Xiaoguo exchanged his yellow flower for Xiaoguo's red flower.

36. The pole is long, the bench is wide, the pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench won't let the pole be tied to the bench.

37. Headquarters order: Company commander Shi Lianchang, commander of the 4th regiment, and his party of 40 people arrived at the headquarters at 4: 44 on 10 on time, and the division commander held a swearing-in meeting.

38. Eight don't understand: you don't toast, you go by car, you talk long, you talk nonsense, you take off the shower, you turn the table, you touch yourself.

39, rent early, rent late, always looking for Zhou Zou Zheng Zengzhu.

40, grinding ink, grinding ink; Add coal to Mei, and the coal explodes Xiang Mei's eyebrows.

4 1, Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang killed Jiang Jiayang, the Yang family wanted the Jiang family to pay for the wall, and the Jiang family wanted the Yang family to pay for the sheep.

42. In the street, a beautiful lady said to me, "One hundred dollars is not the kind of person you think, 200 dollars is your person tonight, 300 dollars is your person at night, don't treat me like a person, 400 dollars is how many people you want to take tonight, and 500 dollars is not for me!

43. Cowherd loves Liu Niang every year, and Liu Niang misses him many times.

44. Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen and forty is forty. Ten can't be called four, and four can't be called ten. If you make a mistake, you can destroy the ship.

45. If you can stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu. If you can't stew my frozen tofu, don't stew my frozen tofu.

46. One-day life: stress righteousness in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength at night.

47. A camel rode a mule and met a woman with an eggplant on her back. The camel carries an eggplant to the woman, and the woman drags the camel off the mule and makes the camel pay for the eggplant.

48. Husband can't relax. He followed him as soon as he went out. Don't go directly when you see a problem, go home and wait for him to communicate immediately.

49. You are a crow flying in the sky, I am a dog chasing on the ground, you are my flashlight in the dark, I am your fire box, you are the moon, I am a tooth, without you, I will commit suicide.

50, eight hundred vanguard ran north slope, artillery ran north side by side; The artillery dare not touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter dare not touch the artillery gun.

5 1, eat grapes without spitting grape skin, spit grape skin without eating grapes.

52. Socialize like a gentleman and fight like a fighter. Drink like a soldier, like a drunken martyr. Make money like a soldier and spend money like a counselor. Look after the house like a guard and go out to play like a knight. My wife is like a nurse, and I am a Taoist.

53. There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys at the foot. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.

There is a goose on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose. ;