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Don't say classic funny mood phrases.

I want to walk quietly with you.

My love is hidden in a place where you can easily find it. Please look carefully.

I treat you as a friend, he treats you as a brother, and you treat us as an army.

Perfunctory loneliness, perfunctory youth, but exaggerated happiness.

I kind of want to grow old unexpectedly with you.

You think you are my period, you can come whenever you want and leave whenever you want.

My so-called dream is to dream at night and daydream during the day.

Stop managing this new world with your new thinking!

When I was a child, I was so timid that I scared myself to cry by putting a P.

It's selfless to reach in and wear a low-cut dress.

The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

You are my mildew ghost, my painting, my mourner and my lead melon.

Coaxing a woman is like hanging a Q, at least two hours a day, and it will be sunny after a certain number of days. ...

Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship!

It is your heart to be sad or not.

Don't say that classics are classics, because classics will also expire.

You'll never know how good I am to you.

With you, I seem to have the whole internet.

I fell in love with two people, one is nobody and the other is nobody.

A Taoist who doesn't want to be an abbot is not a good Taoist.

There is no shame in having only one woman in your life.

The most painful distance is not being away from me.

It is best to have only three relationships in your life. Once ignorant, once unforgettable and once born.

Unexpressed feelings are in my heart and stored silently.

I haven't forgotten any of them, but no one remembers me.

In short, it ended our three-year relationship.

How dare you lie to me. How dare I not believe you?

It is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is so serious.

Why do you sleep for a long time before you die? You must sleep after death.

It turns out that people who are proud of their appearance are deeply inferior in their bones.

Carve the QQ number on my tombstone, with the postscript: anyone is allowed to be my friend.

Don't say indifferent individual mood phrases.

Facing you, I always laugh it off; In the face of you, I am always unknown; Facing you, I always feel dizzy; Facing you, I always try my best ... Facing you, I know I was wrong. I love you so much. I just want to follow you in my life. You are the only person I love deeply in my life.

Forget everything around you, put aside all kinds of pain and troubles, and don't want this moment to be romantic. Without words, the touch of the heart always makes each other more tacit. The envy of birds, lingering running water, the envy of grass, the call of the sky and the reluctance of white clouds bring boys and girls into a perfect moment.

Life: three regrets: no choice; Do not force choice; Keep choosing. Three don't argue: don't compete with gentlemen for fame, don't compete with villains for profit, and don't compete with heaven and earth. Three exercises: see through the open-mindedness, take up and let go, and stand upright and steady. Three traps in life: carelessness, credulity and greed. Three tragedies in life: not learning when you meet a good teacher, not making friends when you meet a good friend, and not grasping a good opportunity. You can't insist on three things: spending money, drinking and getting married.

If I miss you in the future, it won't be so painful as it is today. Tonight, let me talk to loneliness again, let me pour out my bitterness in the middle of the night. Write my love on the petals of snowflakes.

I like a strong face and a brave smile, so my life is more colorful. Don't force anything, don't care about anything. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. Why not let happiness flow forever? When a merciless blow comes, our smile is the best response; When the fate of injustice arrival, our strength is the best miracle!

Some things are destined to be stories, some people are destined to be old friends, and some roads are destined to go alone. Some people, some things, broke into life, gained and lost, yesterday's sadness, today's happiness, joys and sorrows should be remembered. When everything becomes a memory, what will remain in our memory? Many things have passed, many people have left and experienced more, and their hearts will be strong and their roads will be solid.

In life, many things are fleeting, just like saying goodbye at the station, just hugging each other and going their separate ways in the blink of an eye. Most of the time, you don't understand, and neither do I. That's it. When you talk, you change. Listening is tiring. I'm tired of watching it. You will slow down when you follow. When you walk, you spread out. When you love, you fade. I forget it when I think about it.

In life, what you love most often won't choose you; What loves you most is often not what you love most; When you have experienced love and being loved and learned to love, you will know what you need and find the person who is most suitable for you and can get along with you for a lifetime! And the longest, it happened that it was not the person who loved you the most, but the person who was most suitable for you, and appeared at the most appropriate time!

Time passes at your fingertips, and time is dim in your eyes. Who knows the young us and our hearts? Prosperous love is so dazzling that it just passes at your fingertips. Sad love ended in sorrow and joy. Who knows that the young heart is chewing tears in the dark, and a smile seems to be buried in that person's heart. Love is always a moment.

Don't say that true love is hard to find, and exclude love from life. The quickest way to get love is to give, the best way to feel love is simple, and the most effective way to maintain love is tolerance.

The elegance of the world always bears traces of vicissitudes, and when we shuttle carefully, we can't help being infected by the taste of vicissitudes. If life can be rewritten, can we get rid of all the scenes of cruel reincarnation? The pictures of past lives and afterlife, the fragments of infected fleeting time, are entrained in fireworks, and every moment is prosperous, which is the most brilliant disassembly and the warmest release.

Once naive, once happy, once fantasized, once owned you, once confused. Those who once, how painful, how beautiful, giggled and burst into tears; Memories, like a ticket to visit, take you through the past and the future, now. Deceive yourself, laugh at yourself now, hurt yourself now and own yourself now. People always play different roles in front of different people at different times.

True feelings are the most beautiful seeds in human nature. Love a person, it is possible to make the flowers of true feelings bloom. Those who hold the seeds of true feelings in their hands are stupid, and they always hope to exchange their true feelings for something. You know, true love is dedication, and true love is a kind of selfless love that doesn't need to be returned.

Some people look at you for a lifetime but ignore you for a lifetime, some people only look at you but affect you for a lifetime, some people are warm and happy to you but left out by you, some people make you happy for a short time but get the chains of your thoughts, some people are willing to be rejected by you for n years, and some people have an unintentional expression but become eternal thoughts. This is life.

Don't say you don't care, it's just a cover-up. If you really don't care, don't say anything and let it go; Even if you open your eyes, look at it and flow slowly, you are indifferent; Even if I stimulate you again, you won't be moved. It's pain, it's sadness, it's nostalgia, and you'll never think of it again. So, whether you say it or not, it doesn't matter in your heart, face and time!

I am used to sitting alone on the bus every day, plugging earplugs and looking out the window at people who are as busy with their lives as we are. I will sigh how hard life is. I am no longer a child in the arms of my parents. When I grow up, I will be moved by a plot in the movie. Life has changed us, but it can't change the sensitive and fragile heart under the strong exterior.

If you don't pursue what you want, you will never get it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't take a step forward, you will stay where you are forever-if you don't pursue what you want, you will never get it. If you don't ask, the answer will always beno. If you don't move forward, you will stay where you are forever.

In a materialistic world, no one can be vulgar. In front of vulgar people, people can't be vulgar unless they can accept loneliness. In the face of vulgar society, people can't be vulgar unless they can accept isolation. Even in the face of vulgar people and vulgar society, people can be detached, but in the face of vulgar life, people can only be vulgar, otherwise people can't run their own lives. The point is, people can only tolerate vulgarity in the body, but never in the soul.

If you like someone from the bottom of your heart, you will like it too much to control yourself. How can I love to eight points? It's still pretty good. I like a person from the bottom of my heart, I hope he is all right, I hope he won't be sad, I am even more afraid that he will be sad or disappointed because of himself, and I even prefer to be a wrong person and get hurt. When you see someone quarreling and making out, you will definitely think of him. He said I love you, but you can watch it again and again on your mobile phone all night.

Love is wine brewed with alcohol. In a bottle, it is crystal clear, colorful and fascinating. Pour into the cup, the fragrance is mellow, radiant and exciting. When you drink it in your mouth, the wine masks all the illusory brilliance, leaving behind the astringent truth and spicy bitterness.

Great goodness is colorless, great goodness is invisible and great goodness is silent. People should be as kind as possible, strive for kindness and ask for nothing in return. However, we must remember, don't hold kindness in your hand as a peony and wear it on your head as a corolla as a joke. As long as you show off, show off and nag, kindness will leave you.

Ye Wen has something to say.

1, flies don't bite unstitched eggs.

2, angry and not angry.

3. Feelings without a future don't need persistence.

4, the water hasn't arrived, the canal hasn't been repaired, and it's not to mention getting married.

Women can tolerate men's poverty, but they can never tolerate your lack of progress.

6. Does your wife give you the feeling that you are holding both hands? Then I'll cut off your hand. What are you doing?

7. Touching is not love.

8, food and clothing, lust.

9, often as long as you don't walk into his character, you don't know what he is thinking.

10, it is risky to talk about feelings with anyone. Some people are lucky, others are unlucky.

1 1, it's good to have a good relationship.

12, don't be so kind to him, you will spoil him. Women should be smart. Don't give him a whip. What will he do with it?

13, children are not the magic weapon to save marriage problems.

14. If a person really likes you, he will accept your shortcomings together. This is true love.

15. Smart women know how to protect their own interests by proper means, while confused women punish others by themselves.

16, you want all this garbage. Are you a recycling bin?

17, nagging is the practice of a smart wife.

18, love needs dignity.

19, if trust is the foundation of marriage, then suspicion is the moth of marriage.

20, marriage needs to close one eye, closing one eye is not a matter of principle, there is no need to tear the face. It rhymes.

2 1, I've seen thick-skinned, I've never seen you so thick, and you can compare with that city wall.

22. Couples also need friendship. Couples who can become good friends are top-grade couples.

23. Do you hate him at heart? Then you won't be happy.

24. Love is exclusive and exclusive.

25. I didn't know to turn back until I hit my head on the south wall. At that time, I had already paid too much.

26. The so-called mature man is just the accumulation of years.

27. If you don't love him, let him go.

28. It's a pity that all the good cabbages are arched by pigs.

29. Have you been listening to our program for a long time? Do you know what our program is for? You can still call, I admire your courage! But it has no effect on me at all. I hate people like you.

30, distance produces beauty, and distance also covers ugliness.

3 1. A real woman is not only a husband's wife, but also a confidant.

32. Love is sometimes a fragile porcelain.

33. People's feelings are just a glass of water. Give a little more to one person, and naturally there is not much left for another person.

34. Is there a marriage morality without love?

35. I want your husband to be kind to you and honor your parents-in-law with him!

36. What can be easily lost is probably not yours at all.

37. The best way to forget a person is to keep thinking about his shortcomings and enlarge them infinitely, so that you can forget that person quickly.

38. Don't overdraw the happiness after marriage in love.

39, Gua Tian Li Xia avert suspicion.

40. Either it broke out in silence or the marriage died in silence.

4 1. Marriage is never a matter for two people, but a combination of two families.

42. Women must be self-reliant and financially independent.

When asking others to give us a chance, remember to leave some dignity for yourself.

44. It is impossible to love others without loving yourself.

45. There is no mother like you! Are you from Mars? There are too many aliens today.

46, confidante Blue confidante is just a fairy tale between adults.

47. Living a clean life means living a clean life for yourself.

48. Don't treat yourself as sweet cake.

49. If you persuade him, he won't listen, then let go. He must pay for his youth.

50. Happiness is a habit, and misfortune is also a habit.

5 1, people who have hatred in their hearts will not be really happy.

You can't control your belt. You can't slap it.

53. There is a knife on the color prefix.

54. You got pregnant before you got married. What's your hurry? It's fun to get on the bus first and then buy tickets.

55.oh, you don't love her? Never loved? Where did this child come from?

A dignified man won't borrow money from the woman he likes unless he has to.

57. A person is sometimes stupid. He only values movies and can't see how much this woman loves him.

58. It's a pity to abandon the tasteless food.

59. Falling in love is easier than getting along.

60. If you have something to say, can't you say it well? The reason is not loud.

6 1, the factor that keeps a marriage is love. Without love, there is no home.

62. Every father is a mountain in the eyes of children.

63. It's not just others who do wrong.

64. Behind every man who has an affair, there is always a shameless woman.

65. After all, romance on the Internet can't replace daily necessities in real life.

66. There is no perfect marriage in the world.

67. The most important thing is equality. If he doesn't respect you, there is no need to be together.

68. The luxury of a wedding has little to do with happiness after marriage.

If you don't love her, why do you want to marry her? Oh, your mother likes him very much, so why doesn't your mother marry him?

70, derailment can not talk about love.

7 1, male chasing female barrier mountain, female chasing male barrier yarn.

72. Smart women use their brains instead of their hands against their husbands.

73. No love can override dignity.

74. Love can make people forget time, and time can also make people forget love.

I feel very helpless. I am tired of being a QQ. Let's talk about classic phrases.

1. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but your shelter roof. 2. If you really can't let go, continue to like it. Maybe you will touch him, maybe you will be too tired to let go.

What is loneliness? Others wait for the umbrella, and I wait for the rain to stop.

4. Cry when you can't bleed, turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, contact when you miss, feel empty when you are tired, miss home when you are weak, and eventually grow up.

In those years, we changed places once a week. So, I vigorously moved the table and book and calculated the distance from my sweetheart.

6. Passion is given to the wrong person, and everything is romantic.

7. You are at a loss in the crowd, but I am behind you, holding out my hand for fear of making mistakes and retracting my hand for fear of missing it.

8. I used to be ambitious, but now I just want to be stable.

9. There is a kind of loneliness. You have seen many wonderful movies, read many touching books and listened to many beautiful music. Unfortunately, no one wants to share it.

10. Pretend to be invulnerable and be prepared to be pierced by a thousand arrows.

1 1. There is no right or wrong in my world, and different positions are enemies.

12. Even though years have separated me for too long, you are still the most touching fragment in my memory.

10. Be sure to look twice when you are apart, because the sentence of frequent contact is false.

1 1. Some people can't say what is good, but no one can replace it.

12. I know that the ending is tragic and cannot be changed, but I still have to continue. This is the greatest sorrow in life.

13. Hugging too tightly will hurt each other, and loving too deeply will give birth to despair.

14. If people dislike you, the more they do, the more they make mistakes; If people have no feelings for you, any intention will become an interruption and redundancy!

15. May you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have everything you want and let go of everything you can't get.

16. I don't want to deceive myself or cater to anyone.

17. You are like my favorite toy when I was a child. Someone touched you. I think it was a robbery.

18. Do what you want to do, even if it is not worthwhile, even if it is really wasteful, but it is what you want to do.

19. We are all good at duplicity, and we all hope each other can notice.

20. About the past, about you, come to an end; About the future, about me, so stay tuned.

2 1. Don't take it seriously if it is good, and don't take it seriously if it is bad.

22. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad luck, because they are too bad to laugh at all.

When you have finished all your homework, you will understand the truth of this sentence: your energy is beyond your imagination.

24. If you don't know what a treasure is, then I will teach you, starting with losing me.

25. People will always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but they will be swayed by considerations of gain and loss when they are happy.

26. Remember, all lovelorn is to make way for true love.

27. Don't think how wonderful Cinderella's story is. If the crystal shoes really fit, why did they fall off in the first place?

28. I'm afraid you know, but I'm afraid you don't know. I'm even more afraid you know but pretend not to know.

29. People who can talk a lot about healing must have huge wounds.

30. There is no time in the world that can't be squeezed out, only dates that you don't want to go. Every choice is an internal orientation.

3 1. You are so considerate, you must have met many unreasonable people.

32. A lazy person like me can be called out with a phone call. Think about how capable you are.

33. In the same sentence, some people say that you smile, while others say that you care. In the same way, some people will only pass by, and some people will suffer for you.

34. At that time, when I was young, I liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

35. Many times, people who flaunt their frankness just don't want to consider each other's feelings.

36. A person can only guide others, but can't walk instead of others.

37. I am free today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. In fact, as long as you call me, I will always be free.

38. Although twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to unscrew it, and I'll be happy if I unscrew it, hahahaha.

39. It is not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side, such as standing on the side of a ship.

40. I didn't like you until I found you so ordinary and ugly.

4 1. The so-called turning back is just missing the stars at night after losing the sun during the day.

42. If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die. I love you.

43. You didn't come back as scheduled, which is the meaning of parting.

44. My love for you never stopped, but I never let others know.

45. Some things clearly know that there will be no result, but they have been reluctant to give up. Like a psychopath, they pester themselves and delay others.

46. The new wine still uses the old formula, just like meeting more new people but seeing the old one.

47. I didn't leave you face to push your luck.

48. People who really love you will urge you to be excellent, instead of wasting your youth.

49. It's time to go. Instead of trying to tighten the thread in your hand, let go when the wind comes. We can't always shed too many tears for unworthy people.

50. Actually, I mind a lot of things, but I like to say it doesn't matter with a smile.

5 1. When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

52. One day, you will smile and tell those moments that make you cry.

53. Greed will make you fat, laziness will make you ugly, and deep affection will prepare you for disappointment.

54. If a person wants to do what he likes, he must do a lot of things he doesn't like, many, many.

55. Like is good for everyone, but it doesn't mean you can be bullied by others.