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The uniform is ugly, but I want to wear it with you for another few years.

1. Last summer, could we go and never say goodbye?

After graduation, I'm afraid I won't even have a chance to see you secretly.

I thought I left hell on graduation day, but in fact I left heaven.

I was ashamed at first, but now I'm red-eyed when I leave.

5. We broke up before we were old.

6. Maybe graduation photo is the only photo I took with him.

7. I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

8. I am not afraid of graduation. I am afraid of leaving after graduation.

9. Give me a hug after graduation. I don't want to leave with regret.

/kloc-after 0/0.6 months, no one will suddenly come in from the back door to scare you and confiscate your spicy strips and mobile phones.

1 1. After three years of junior high school, all I left was a record of graduation photo and his classmates.

12. What I am afraid of is not graduation in June, but that I will never find such a sincere friendship again.

13. On graduation day, the monitor suggested that the whole class sit in a circle, and each of them wrote a secret on the note and passed it on to the people on the left, so that everyone could share a secret of their own and keep a secret of others. I deliberately sat on his left. I have a secret love for three years, but I dare not confess. It's nice to know one of his secrets. I comforted myself. There are only three words on the note: I love you.

14. We all fell in love with school when we graduated.

15. On graduation day, we should say goodbye with a smile!

16. Let's not cry on graduation day. I want to save the most beautiful side for the last moment!

17. The school uniform is ugly, but I want to wear it with you for a few more years.

18. The headmaster said that this semester was the shortest, and all other grades applauded, except the third grade.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

There are plenty of people's backgrounds, and I only have my back ~ ~.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

It is very important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ..... Everyone knows what happened afterwards.

I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you want to hear.

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

Go to the pizza place to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

Even if you believe it, there are lies hidden in the middle.

True good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, and they will not feel embarrassed even if they don't talk.

No other half 100 points, only two people 50 points!

People who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

Any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

After meeting me, you will suddenly find-ah, handsome can be so single-minded!

Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "

I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. After eating the first one, I was shocked. "Is there anything worse in the world?" I cried after eating the second one. "There really is." .

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

People who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

Listen to you and leave me ten books!

0 years old, 10 years old, rising every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

Take off your clothes. I am an animal. Put on your clothes. I am the devil wears Prada!

"Honey, I'm ... I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you don't have to be responsible ..."

We are a little different: she wants me to turn dirt into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dirt.

Reading 10 years is better than talking about QQ for half a year.

I was lazy in bed in the morning, so I took out six coins from my pocket: if all six are heads, I will go to class! Think for a long time, forget it, don't take the risk. ...

I spent 80,000 yuan on a pottery jar from the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously, "Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week! "

I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just don't tolerate money. Yes! ! ! !

A scholar dies as a confidant, and a woman is a lover of herself.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

Personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.

You must eat a little properly to lose weight.

Shake, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

Come back, I can't fool you alone!

Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

If you fall, get up and cry again.

In the world, there is love besides teeth.

Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

Oh, dear, my clothes have lost weight again.

It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

How far is forever? Get out, boy.

I met a writer's signature: it may seem rough, but it may not be.

I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

The important task of post-80s is to create post-80s.

How long will it take me to be with you?

1. Where were you when my heart ached? When my pain stops, do you think it is meaningful to come back to me?

People should cherish life, because if you jump off a building, there won't be a crooked tree.

3. I am really happy. Don't expose it, okay?

4. What's wrong with the fool? At least they live happier than smart people.

5. It only takes a moment to cool a heart *

6, don't say don't listen to don't watch, doesn't mean you really don't care.

7. You think that if you don't feel hurt, don't try to be brave, don't be surprised, don't bother or make noise, it means you're not hurt.

No one in this world should tolerate your willfulness and ignorance.

9. Be such a woman. Loved. It hurts. I cried. Laughed. Then continue to be strong.

10, I think I will stay with you.

1 1. Happiness is dead. He married loneliness as a companion, and then he had a child named Memory.

12, time always makes the story of death pale.

13. Happiness is a feeling, not how much you have. Don't say who is happier than who, because happiness cannot be compared.

14, you don't have to care about me, who made me fall in love with your free and easy from the beginning.

15, how far is it? How many years will I stay with you?

I don't know what love is, but I just want to be with you for a long time.

1, drinking fragrant milk, watching dazzling computers and listening to sad songs, life touched too much.

2. If you can't give me the best ending, please don't leave me memories, whether it's sadness or happiness ~ ~ ~

3. Spending money is as simple as shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit.

I have brought you endless thoughts, traveled across the ocean, and finally landed in your brow.

Don't miss a man who only gives you two points of happiness and eight points of pain, although you love him very much. Giving him up means liberating yourself.

I don't know what love is, but I just want to be with you for a long time.

7. I always feel sorry for myself and feel that the world is cold, but I never think that I can't measure it with others.

8. All love will be tortured, and injuries often happen inadvertently. Escaping will never solve the gap.

I need a man who can take my name as a mantra.

10 You lied to me when you said I would meet someone better than you.

1 1. Teacher, there are no handsome boys and beautiful girls in our class. How can I concentrate on my studies?

12, my mouth turned up and tears swirled to listen to the romance you gave her.

13, you should at least give me an excuse to understand the so-called happiness.

14. Knowing you is the biggest mistake in my life, if possible. If I go back in time, I'd rather never know you existed.

15, I'm not your doll. You can play if you want, or throw it away if you don't want to play or get tired of it! Sorry, I can't afford to lose. Get out!

16, I don't want to be near everything you have, because I have no ability.

17, if you see me so haggard now, will you feel distressed?

18, I began to like my original self. I wasn't hurt at that time, and I won't cry!

19. The most magnificent project when I was a child was to choose the book cover for each new textbook.

20. You said I had no money, no house, no car and no power. When I have these, do you think I will still want you?