April fool's joke

April Fool's joke

April Fool's joke is coming. In fact, April Fool's Day is worth watching every year, especially in recent years, with the rapid development of the Internet, we can see how more people spend April Fool's Day. Here are some jokes about April Fool's Day. April Fool's joke 1

1. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. How can I get back to normal if I eat cucumber and watermelon? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat.

2. Call you an idiot and you still know how to read, call you an idiot and you still know how to get angry, call you an idiot and you still know how to reply to text messages, and call you a fool and you still know how to look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Those who go home after work are poor, those who go home at 9 o'clock are alcoholics, those who go home at 11 o'clock are colored, those who go home at 2-3 o'clock are gamblers, and those who don't go home are wild ghosts!

4. One day, we came to a wishing well. I bent down and made a wish and threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was shocked and muttered to myself: That's really clever!

5. Horse, it has four legs. Sea, it's full of water. Fool watching mobile phone, he's grinning!

6. Did the wind really enter my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! How come... ! Tears can't stop flowing, and there is a kind of unknown pain-you damn onion!

7. Everyone praises you for being handsome, so people just say you are weak! Everyone has made you an idol, which shows that it is only the object of vomiting! I really don't know whether you made April Fool's Day by mistake, or because you were worried that no one would pass April Fool's Day!

8. Friar Sand said that I have changed 16 times! Bajie said I had 32 changes! Wukong said I had 72 changes! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on the way to the Western Heaven. Monsters all read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

What are the jokes on April Fool's Day

1. April Fool's Day is coming, and a lot of truth will surface.

2. On April Fool's Day, the school actually let us go to class! The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. No! We can't be fooled!

3. April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but a chance for liars to tell the truth.

4. April Fool's Day is a day for joking and telling the truth.

5. Happy April Fool's Day: Write your name on the paper, with M above the first word, W below, E on the left, W below the last word, Q on the right, and then connect the letters with arcs. There is a surprise!

6. The first kiss gave cigarettes, romance gave wine, confusion gave eyes, rhythm gave music, first night gave dreams, body gave lovers, derailment gave trains, madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

7. One person died on April Fool's Day. Anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day is coming soon!

8. Even on April Fool's Day, I didn't dare to tell you that I liked it, because I was afraid that you would take it as a lie.

9. I don't know what to say, because it involves unspeakable privacy; I don't know if I should contact you, but it's too important to you. After a fierce ideological struggle, I finally got up the courage to say: Happy April Fool's Day!

1. When you were madly in love with your youth, you said you loved my battered face. In the twilight years, when you supported me, you said that you were born without me. When life and death leave, I finally know your true wish. Dear, happy April Fool's Day! April Fool's Day joke 2

April Fool's Day, originally a popular western festival, is very popular among young people.

In recent years, this festival full of laughter has gradually been sought after by young people in our country.

during this festival, pranks and tricks are all out, so let's take a look. What jokes are made on April Fool's Day?

1. A note is posted at the entrance of the self-study building: Please do not study by yourself during the inspection in this building. Please forgive me if it is inconvenient.

2. Is there anyone around you who likes to take advantage of petty gain? You can carefully take out the cut tobacco of a cigarette, be careful not to damage the cigarette paper, then put the pepper powder in, put the cut tobacco in order, put it in a place where he often goes, and let him take it by himself. Just watch the drama after burning it.

3. Wear sunglasses, point to the road with a stick, pretend to be blind, and run into the beautiful woman coming, hehehehehehe ... Friendly reminder: Be sure to pretend, otherwise it will be difficult for you to end up.

4. Put a note in the book that roommates must read every day and write: "The person who loves you the most will wait for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight".

5. Make a bouquet of lovely vegetables such as garlic, green onions, onions and carrots for a lovely little boy. You'd better sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it takes a professional flower delivery girl to deliver it formally to be effective. I also want a Zhang greatly tofu skin as a greeting card attached to the bouquet, on which my heartfelt greetings are written in soy sauce.

6. Ask the other person how he would make a sentence with "I, he, she, love". No matter how he makes it, he is wrong. (He won't be better! After telling him: "The correct answer is" He loves her ",the other party will definitely ask:" What about me? " At this time, you can tell him generously (with some BT tone): "It's none of your business!"

7. Is there anyone around you who likes to take advantage of petty gain? You can carefully take out the cut tobacco of a cigarette, be careful not to damage the cigarette paper, then put the pepper powder in, put the cut tobacco in order, put it in a place where he often goes, and let him take it by himself. Just watch the drama after burning it.

8. first, put "wind oil essence" on the pen, not too much. Then go to a person: please help me write the word XX, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, several fingers in his right hand naturally had essential balm. Then pretend to care and say: ah! You have a big piece of gum in your right eye. He naturally rubs his right eye with his right hand, and then ...

9. Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, and then mix it with seasonings such as vinegar, soy sauce, salt and mustard to carefully prepare a coke with normal color. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party is unprepared, and gulps it down while thanking him, followed by frowning and spitting.

You can also make it according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water into beer and so on.

1. Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, and the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick it together to make it as realistic as possible.

generally, you don't need to use it specially at all, just put it in an obvious place. You'd better prepare some original sandwich cakes, watch TV while eating, and naturally someone will patronize and taste them. It's called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it everywhere. Although it is risky, there must be many people trapped.

Conclusion: April Fool's Day gives people a chance to take a break from their hectic work and life. However, when joking on April Fool's Day, the most important thing is to be careful and harmless. After all, if the joke goes too far, it may become heavy, so everyone must pay attention. April Fool's Day joke 3

April Fool's Day sentence

1. Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical time, for example, April 1st, you are the first person I think of. Who told me that today is your holiday!

2. I dreamed of you last night: we strolled by the river and snuggled up to each other. You look up into my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof ...

3. A pregnant woman standing in the bus said to the man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man nervously say: the child is not mine!

4. Jade Emperor: Now there is a trial in heaven to hear the case of the jade rabbit of Erlang God's roaring dog QQ Chang 'e, and pass it on to the defendant! Hey! Whistling dog! Calling you! Still reading text messages!

5. Three pigs are quarreling, and the boss scolds: You are so boring, you can only send messages! The second child scolds: You are more boring, and you make yellow jokes every day! But the most boring thing is the third child, who only looks at it but can't send it.

6. There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it after I lost it. If I were given another chance, I would say four words to that girl: leave me alone!

7. There is a kind of yearning, a kind of love, a kind of beauty, an agreement, and a greeting, Hello Piggy!

8. I want to give you an unexpected gift! Oh? Great kiss! Thank you! No, no ... I gave you the germs that I caught a cold these days! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. New use of mobile phone: the applicable crowd is "young women". Usage: "Turn the mobile phone to vibration, put it in the left and right coat pockets in turn, and dial it several times." It will work on the tenth day, and the breasts are not negotiable!

1. You accompanied me through the streets and escorted me. Passers-by praised your handsomeness, which made me elated. I sincerely thank you for "the dog rewarded two bones at night".

11. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who are trained, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages, and fools who are reading short messages.

12. I dreamed of you last night: you walked around me happily, I leaned down, you reached over your head happily, I took out a candy, and you were happy: woof woof woof. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

13. Emergency reminder: There may be lightning in recent days. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Today's April Fool's Day, I was given a special order for fools, and I was in a wonderful mood to learn to bark like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will not stop; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

15, tea, drink strong until the fragrance is especially good; Road, to go hard until the bitter comes sweet; People should have deep feelings and love until the next life; Pig feet, fresh! Hey! This one with a mobile phone is not bad.

16. Two cows are eating grass. One of them said; "Mad cow disease is prevalent recently, so we won't be infected, will we?" The other end said; "No, we are kangaroos." Already crazy!

17. Friar Sand said I had changed! Bajie said I changed! Wukong said I have changed! Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see a phone call on the way to the Western Heaven. Monsters all read short messages on their mobile phones! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. Believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither early nor late; You have said, or not, the person who is stupid is there, not far away; You laugh, or you don't laugh, the message is right here, neither long nor short. Fool others, or be fooled by others. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. I wish you a high position with light responsibilities, more money and less trouble, stay close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, get cramps in your salary, and get a raise if others work overtime!

2. To tell you a secret, please look at the back first, then at the left, then at the right. Ok, please don't look around with your mobile phone!

21. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go and brush your teeth!

22. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sunshine is so bright, you stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!

23. Your strength is so great that you can gallop all over the world. I don't know whether to be sad or happy for you. Alas, you have this damn mad cow disease, and there is nothing you can do.

24. "I can't put it down" means that I like it too much to let it go, so you should say "I can't put it down" loudly to the person you like, and try to shout a few more times.

25. In the military training under the tree that year, the company commander said: Count off! You looked at the company commander in surprise, and the company commander said loudly: Count off! So you reluctantly went to the tree and held it.

26. I plugged my ears, clenched my trembling hands and shook my head frequently. I really can't believe how you got into a mental hospital!

27. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei's, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's, my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen's, my affection is longer than Guan Yunchang's, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

28. When April Fool's Day arrives, I say hello to you and have a light meal. I won't refuse to treat you. Remember the location. Outside my house, walk 1 meters east and turn right when you see the road. Hehe, that yellow dog has just finished pulling. Stupid! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that people love you dearly, that you cheat, that you can play, and that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day to you!

3. Do you know? I think about you every day and every night. I want to sleep when I eat, I want to work and I want to. I really want to say to you: pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

31. When the wolf came, the pigsty was in a mess. Mother pig arranged that the big pig should block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted, Third, don't read the message! You are meaty, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. Dust off innocence, bind liveliness, set freedom free, pack intelligence, and make happiness hopeless. Only release a little stupidity and ignorance, and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

33, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirts, skipping small steps, sweet and smiling. The cutest shape, the most lively behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

34. On April Fool's Day, I will give you several "most" costumes: "Fool" online; Gourmet: sauerkraut is "stupid"; Music: "Fool" wharf; Dancer: beauty "fool"; Blessing: Happy April Fool's Day!

35. Run, run, get rid of Zhang San, get rid of Li Si, and the rest of Wang Er Ma Zi is still sleeping in. I just want to get up early with full blessings, send a happy signal, blow happy bubbles, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

36. Since that encounter, one of my eyes has never left you, and I was lucky enough to be your beauty. I miss you this time, and my homesickness is like a river of tears, with scattered memories and happy hearts. Speaking, today is April Fool's Day.

37. Actually. Oh, forget it, or don't say it. Hehe, does this sentence bother you very much? I'll give it to you for free. Take advantage of April Fool's Day today to tell people around me that he must not sleep at night.

38. Quick identification method of fool's short message: the receiver is "stupid" every year, the respondent is "stupid" every month, the forwarder is "stupid" every day, the storer is "stupid" all the time, and the deletion person is not "stupid". Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

39, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear-braised pork.

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