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If you are in a bad mood with tickets, talk about 40 sentences of copywriting.
2. Look forward and look around.
3. Don't take risks for the sake of being quick, and don't operate illegally for the sake of being quick.
4. Old drivers sometimes park illegally to commemorate their first detention in Qingdao.
5. Create your own happiness safely, and violate the rules to leave the world suffering.
6. Drink before and after work, and the accident will follow you.
7. In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, the memory is blocked, and the voice that once moved is gradually fading away. I'm so sad. I got a ticket.
8. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!
9. I went out to store vegetables today, and then my car was given a ticket. I lost my ticket when I got on the bus. Maybe the wind blew away. I bought something and took it up first, and found another ticket when I came down. I am really drunk!
10. The vehicle was fined, and it was all my fault because of my carelessness. Thank you, traffic police friends, for your hard work.
1 1. drunk driving, lifetime discount.
12. Safety lies in caution, and accidents are mostly due to violation of regulations.
13. put an end to violations, start from me, pay attention to safety, and the whole family will be happy.
14. Never forget safety first, never do illegal operations, and never take chances.
15. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!
16. Accident caused by careless operation.
17. Go civilized and go home safely.
18. I haven't violated the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I'm really angry that I broke the rules in the same place three times!
19. Even if you give a ticket to the car, you must first make up your makeup and take a selfie.
20. In addition to being given a ticket, I was photographed for the first time, speeding! I drive the slowest, okay? He also said that he would control road rage, stop racing and control fuel consumption. This is the result! On the first day of moving bricks, I was treated like a dog by the leader, and I was unhappy!
If you are in a bad mood with tickets, talk about the second copy of 2 1. No violations for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.
22. No penalty will be deducted for illegal parking. The premium will increase next year, or we should not deal with the violation first, and wait until 65438+ 10 to buy insurance for next year.
23. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car. Like the first car, it is parked outside the parking space and often posted a ticket. ...
24. I got a ticket today. I think the wind doesn't understand the drift of clouds, the sky doesn't understand the depression of rain, and the eyes don't understand the cowardice of tears. So you don't understand my choice, and you don't have to understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every pain must be told.
25. The traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have honked the horn. Why don't you stop? "Oh, I didn't hear you honk!" Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.
26. Deduct my driver's license! I have never kept the points illegally, but they are all used to deduct others.
27. If you drive slowly, it is also a big deal for others to call you "two generations of love"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "avatar"
28. If I'm not careful, I ran a red light. Finally, I was greedy, and the 6 points were gone.
29. Safety factor is the foundation of life, and traffic violation is the source of safety accidents.
30. Do you think we don't give tickets to beautiful ladies? You're right, we really don't give tickets to beautiful ladies. Please sign here.
32. The electronic violation handling hall is overcrowded, and everyone has a number list. A sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, so why did you finish in front? Me: Beauty, I was forced to detain my car, with a one-time deduction of 12 points. It's VIP Sister. . .
33. Violation of asylum means harm to employees.
34. Don't be careless in safety operation, it's easy to have an accident if you violate the rules.
35. Safety is a blessing, and violation of regulations is a curse.
36. Overloading and speeding are dangerous.
37. A good day begins with being given a ticket, so don't be lucky. Today, the ticket was given, and I actually went to work, so I realized that my Spring Festival holiday had entered the countdown.
38. I heard today that there is a new rule to deduct driving duties. One car can only eliminate the violation of three cars, that is, one car can only deduct three points. Be careful to help others eliminate points! ! !
39. There is a full moon in safety production, and it is illegal to act rashly.
The circle of friends who was posted with a ticket told a humorous summary of 40 articles.
The circle of friends who was fined told a humorous story-1. On a particularly bad day, the car was given a ticket, the parking fee was paid and the money was lost. Hey, I'm really trying.
You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.
When I parked my car at the door, I was worried that I would get a ticket. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.
Everyone needs civilized transportation, and transportation needs everyone's civilization.
On the day of counting down, I gave the car a ticket first, then rubbed the car, and my mobile phone was flooded at night.
The last question will determine whether you have drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
7. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!
8. I lost the lottery and now I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.
9. The past is a dream frozen in memory, and you are my only unique memory. The fog on the green leaves is the tears of missing. Finishing the fine is a thing of the past.
10. Safety favors those who obey the rules, while accidents favor those who violate the rules.
1 1. You can't take a safe step if you can't block the illegal road.
12. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.
13. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.
14. I accidentally ran a red light, looked at the left and thought it was a green light, and left, but I was so stupid!
15. Guess what? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.
16. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket at will, right?
17. When you work illegally, it is a time of disaster.
18. You go, I go, everyone goes. The safety awareness is: you let, I let, everyone let, and the safe journey is guaranteed.
19. Safety factor is the foundation of life, and traffic violation is the source of safety accidents.
20. Safe production is glorious, and illegal operation is shameful.
The circle of friends who have been posted with a ticket is talking about humor. Chapter 2 1. Walking on the sidewalk, walking on the side of the road without sidewalks.
22. One person leaves the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.
23. Punishing violations is ruthless, seemingly ruthless, but actually affectionate.
24. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.
25. Traffic safety is everyone's business.
26. Standards are the foundation of safety, and violation of regulations is the bane of accidents.
27. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.
28. I didn't walk long, ran a red light, was fined with tears, and was ashamed to see my parents.
29. Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.
30. Through the spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety is always in my heart.
3 1. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car. Like the first car, it is parked outside the parking space and often posted a ticket. ...
32. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.
33. There is a full moon in safe production, and it is illegal to act rashly.
Don't be a "super" on the road, just be a civilized "driver".
35. The electronic violation handling hall is overcrowded, and everyone has a number list. A sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, so why did you finish in front? Me: Beauty, I was forced to detain my car, with a one-time deduction of 12 points. It's VIP Sister. . .
36. When others violate the rules, please yell at them loudly.
37. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please change trains quickly.
38. Drive carefully 1000 times, and drive carelessly more than once.
39. I have to worry about running a red light when driving every day. Just now, I seem to have succeeded.
40. Today is really a bad day. Riding an electric car was fined 20, and I felt particularly helpless!
I feel that I was given a ticket for the first time in my life.
Sentence (Part I) 1. This is the first time in my life that I have violated the rules and regulations. Let's commemorate it.
2. High-speed speeding violations, even without penalty points or fines. Surprise, accident, happiness!
3. Commemorate the first violation in life.
The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.
5. One person leaves the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.
6. Abide by traffic laws and care for the journey of life.
7. Seeing that the roadside was full of cars, I stopped, waited in line for two hours, ate cake for ten minutes, and when I came back from the queue, I found that my car was ticketed, but there was no sign prohibiting parking.
We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we can get a ticket.
9. I accidentally ran a red light, looked at the left and thought it was a green light, but people turned left. How stupid of me!
10. Call me after the big break! Said I violated parking. It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection.
1 1. I was fined twice for parking this week. The constellation blogger's prediction of the weekly fortune was too accurate, which made me laugh!
12. No violation for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.
13. Drive carefully for 1000 times, and drive carelessly for more than one time.
14. When I saw a beautiful woman looking familiar on the road, I stopped to let her get on the bus and said I would give you a ride. When the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Two days ago, I went to the traffic police detachment to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.
15. The stumbling is not high and the violation is not small.
16. In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, which is a natural barrier to memory. The previous heartfelt feelings have gradually drifted away. I'm so sad to have been fined.
17. I haven't violated the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I'm really angry that I broke the rules in the same place three times!
18. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!
19. Being drivers together, we should greet each other first.
20. On the way to drinking, even the wind is sweet, and I was given a ticket today. Can I swear gracefully?
Sentence (Part II) 2 1. Although it is a smooth road, speeding will be warned, and if there is a shortcut, it will stop.
22. I got a ticket for illegal parking, and I ran a red light too close to the car. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!
I got a ticket when I came out for my birthday. 200 yuan, more expensive than the food I ate. I was so angry that I didn't even have a good mood.
24. Safety is the first thing to forget, and illegal operations must not be done.
25. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.
Panthers and wolves will not die from eating people and animals, and hidden dangers will not be eliminated by hurting workers.
27. On the day I came back, first the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed and my mobile phone was flooded at night.
28. We can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it
29. Honor, shame and civilization, and traffic safety is in your heart.
30. A good day begins with being given a ticket, so don't be lucky. Today, the ticket was given, and I actually went to work, so I realized that my Spring Festival holiday had entered the countdown.
3 1. I went out to store vegetables today, and then my car was given a ticket. I lost my ticket when I got on the bus. Maybe the wind blew away. I bought something and took it up first, and found another ticket when I came down. I am really drunk!
32. Violation of asylum means harm to employees.
33. Wealth safety production, illegal operation accidents.
34. The safer the road, the happier life.
35. Keeping silent about a friend's violation is tantamount to pushing a friend into a fire pit.
36. Safety comes from prudence in sticking to the post, and accidents come from carelessness in sticking to the post.
37. What a terrible day! I'm extremely upset, I'm impatient with driving, I violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm going to be depressed, come and help me. ...
38. Safety depends on a sense of responsibility, and accidents are aimed at finding violators.
Moreover, some partners who have been punished also said that everyone has a sense of honor and disgrace, and this novel way can impress offenders.
40. Drinking and driving, life is discounted.
Friends circle sentences (40 sentences) that accidentally posted tickets.
Friends circle sentence (the first sentence) 1 If you drive slowly, it is also a big deal for others to call you "two generations of love"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "avatar"
2. Warning? You want a warning, okay? Well, I warn you not to think like that, or I'll write another ticket.
3. I am also very helpless. Of course, it's not all my fault. It has been six years since I got my driver's license, and I will lose points for the first time.
4. Safe production is full moon, and illegal operation is short of half.
Even if you give the car a ticket, you should make up your makeup first and take a selfie to record it.
6. Drinking before going to work is like entering the tiger's mouth.
7. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.
8. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, it will be difficult to keep safe if something goes wrong.
I got a ticket today. I want to know enough is enough. Why should I end up like this?
10. create your own happiness safely, and leave the world suffering if you violate it.
1 1. There are as many stories behind me as there are smiles on my face. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it
12. I was fined 20 for riding an electric car, which really left me speechless because I crossed the sidewalk!
13. The stumbling is not high and the violation is not small.
14. put an end to violations, start from me, pay attention to safety, and the whole family will be happy.
15. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.
16. Safety comes from caution in sticking to posts, and accidents come from carelessness in sticking to posts.
17. You, me and him are safe.
18. Even the wind is sweet on the way to drink. I was given a ticket today. Can I swear gracefully?
19. The road of illegal operation cannot be blocked, and the step of safe construction cannot be taken.
20. I heard today that there is a new rule to deduct driving duties. One car can only eliminate the violation of three cars, that is, one car can only deduct three points. Be careful to help others eliminate points! ! !
Friends circle sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. Don't do it because of small safety matters, and don't do it because of small violations.
22. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car, which, like the first car, is parked outside the parking space and is often given a ticket …
23. Woo hoo. I wanted to move a parking space for fear of getting a ticket, and then I rubbed the car. That was the next day.
24. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.
25. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.
I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife stay indoors!
27. We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we can get a ticket.
28. Paving a happy road safely is tantamount to digging your own grave.
29. I received a ticket for illegal parking. I followed the car too closely and ran a red light. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!
30. In the afternoon, my mother insisted on buying clothes for my animal year. I went out for a walk, bought nothing and scraped my car. I got a ticket yesterday and got hurt today. This is a lucky year.
3 1. After eating essence today, I feel that the wind is unknown, the clouds are drifting, the sky doesn't understand rain, and my eyes don't understand the weakness of tears. Therefore, I don't care about the choice, and I can't understand my sadness. Not everyone must be happy, and not every kind of pain must be told.
32. There was no violation for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.
33. Do you think we don't give tickets to beautiful ladies? You're right, we really don't give tickets to beautiful ladies. Please sign here.
34. My day: I got a ticket for parking in the afternoon and bought milk tea at night. The milk tea was taken away by the takeaway brother and made again. On the way home, I found that the car was out of gas at all, so I went to refuel at once.
35. On the way, I saw a beautiful woman who looked familiar. I stopped to let her get on the bus and said I would give you a ride. When the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Two days ago, I went to the traffic police detachment to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.
36. Driving is not standardized, and relatives cry. Please fasten your seat belt when driving.
37. You can reverse the car savagely, but you can't let life go backwards.
38. I was accidentally stopped by a concrete mixer and ran a red light today. It is a sin to run a red light in a familiar place.
39. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.
40. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.
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