Text message of giving birth to a daughter

1, hello everyone! Lijia China Merchants Bank officially opened at 7: 26 tonight. Those who hold the license of China Construction Bank, please start to line up immediately, and we will choose the best partner! In addition: the baby weighs 4 kg and 8 Liang, and the mother and daughter are safe! Thank you for your concern!

2. Today, our family contributed a brick to China/KLOC-Acer with a population of 0/300 million, but in response to the national family planning call, our family just added a brick. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free. ——sosi_tiffany

3. Good news and bad news: The good news is that I have a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.

4. Great news: My wife and I have been working together for a long time, and the baby plan was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a female baby, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standards. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!

5. Dad, you have been promoted to be a grandfather! We have a queen in Xiao Lao's family! Eight pounds and a little gold! Looks exactly like me when I was a child! Tell my mother to be careful and don't faint with joy.

6. Friend, I heard that you have finally been promoted to father. I feel like I've got a little light, too, and I've been upgraded to be an uncle. Here, I really congratulate you and wish you happiness! Live safely.

7. When fresh Spanish mackerel comes on the market in May, my son-in-law will give Spanish mackerel to my father-in-law. So many people are used to saying that people with girls have a Spanish face. My friend gave birth to a girl a few days ago, and the short message to us is: My Spanish face meal ticket is valid for a long time from today!

8. Mom, I gave birth. Whoops, it hurts, I'm exhausted, and I'm hoarse. Mom, how did you "pull" me back then? Oh, no, I was born. It's not easy. Mom, what meeting do you think you will have when I give birth? Come back and hug your grandson and daughter. Don't be jealous when children kiss your grandmother in the future. Mom, I really want you to hug me.

9. At noon today 12: 23, in Haidian Maternal and Child Health Hospital, my beloved wife gave birth to our son, and the mother and son were safe. Tiger, weighing 7 kg and 7 Liang, is 52 cm long. His skin is wrinkled, his hair is sparse and his eyebrows are not open. However, he is innocent and lovely, just like his father. Sincerely invite friends and relatives to wish my son a healthy growth and a safe life.

10, pay attention to efficiency and skill in production; Friend, it's really gratifying. On this special day, you finally have a daughter, which is really a sudden happiness. Wish you a happy birth! A happy life.

1 1, brothers! ! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. As the cradle of human flesh, Mrs. Doubtfield has several positions in the milk powder cash machine ... Ah, during the time of texting, my baby daughter held my finger very enthusiastically ... This feeling ... Let alone how cool it is! Dude, congratulations!

12, 18. Extraordinary news: My wife and I have been working together for a long time, and the baby plan was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a baby boy, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standard. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with experienced R&D personnel as soon as possible. Thank you!

13. Today, our family has contributed a brick and a tile to China/kloc-Acer with a population of 0/300 million. In response to the national family planning call, our family only added a tile. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

14, friend, it is a great pleasure to get 1000 yuan in life; Every minute in the future, I wish my baby healthy growth, peace and happiness every day; I wish you a happy wedding! Happy forever.

15, I solemnly announce to you that I am dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.

16 On August 8th, a breeze blew from life, bringing a * * * and a * * *. Baby is like a bright star. From now on, we will occupy a clean corner in the baby's world, and love her more than cherish ourselves. May the blessings of relatives and friends accompany the angels to grow up happily.

17, the sky is arrival, miss Qianjin, and she walks into your house with happiness; A happy and healthy life, a carefree life; Friends, I heard that your husband and wife and your daughter are very happy together. I wish you a happy life.

18, the imperial edict reads: Fengtian carries goods, and the emperor said: Ten officials * * * have a daughter today, and they are happy to accept her as an adopted daughter, named "Little Dragon Girl". Ai Qing was ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, famous horses and BMW, and fine wines and wines to "Little Dragon Girl". Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.

19, aunts, I am (my father's name is Lin * Xin). At 4: 58 pm, I was carried out of my mother's stomach by my uncle. I am not tall, 52CM, I am not fat, 7 kg, 1, but I know I am a beautiful girl. I have to do this. If a handsome pot wants to ask me out, please register at my mother's office as soon as possible. I won't wait in line when I grow up!

20, extra Extra! At 8: 00 a.m. on October 24th, 65438 10, my favorite daughter came to this troubled world. From now on, I will accept your infinite blessing!

2 1, today is a good day and a happy day; Now I send my sincere wishes to you. I finally gave birth to a daughter, and since then, financial resources have been rolling into my home, and my life has been happy.

22. I didn't expect that I worked so hard and it blossomed in a short time; Now that I have a daughter, let me be happy; Now, please send your blessing and wish your family happiness, peace and happiness.

23. There are many things happening in the world, which bring you countless happiness and happiness! I heard that your husband and wife had a daughter. I'm so happy for you. Here, congratulations to your husband and wife, and I hope to hear your successful experience.

24, gave birth to a daughter, looks as beautiful as his mother, please rest assured.

25. I always thought I would have a daughter, so I gave birth to many son-in-law early. Today, the delivery room reported good news, so I didn't dare to call, so I could only make amends by texting! Another notice: I have joined the daughter-in-law snatching corps! Please take care of your comrades!

26. After a long-term investigation organized by the hospital, I finally moved to the role of "dad" with tears in my eyes today. At the same time, my good comrade-in-arms who fought side by side also upgraded to the role of "mother". Thanks to the brothers and sisters who have accompanied us through the revolutionary life in the past few months. Your revolution has not succeeded yet. Comrades, please work harder!

Dear friends, on July 28th, our first child was born safely. Although we knew his imperfections as early as when we were pregnant, we would still love him. I feel that the baby has been with us for a long time, but I haven't seen it for a long time … thank you for your sincere encouragement when we are most painful and hesitant!

28. Thank you for saying it every day. Today, I finally couldn't help but pull out the little slacker by caesarean section. Gee, the beautiful little princess is pretending * * *! I endured the pain and kissed her gently on the forehead before she woke up. Come and play with the little princess!

29. I always thought I was going to be a grandfather! Today, I completely understood one thing: I was my grandfather's life!

30,65438+13: 00 am on October 28th 10, my friend, you missed an important moment in your sleep. A beautiful girl named, weighing 5 kilograms and 82 liang, came into this world at this important moment, and it has been seven hours since. Thank you for your concern all the time!

3 1, the imperial edict has arrived-Fengtian Shipping, and the emperor announced that the ten-product official * * * has a daughter today, and she is adopted and named "Little Dragon Girl". Ai Qing was ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, famous horses and BMW, and fine wines and wines to "Little Dragon Girl". Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.

Mother and daughter reported good news safely and talked about the good news of their daughter's birth in a circle of friends.

1, July 26th 1 1: 53, a lovely baby pig was born. Mother and daughter are safe and weigh 2950 grams. Welcome, you come to this beautiful new world! I wish you healthy growth, wisdom and understanding!

2, I am happy to mention 1000 yuan, mother and daughter are safe, I would never have thought of it, super fast delivery, and no pain, super gratified.

This is an important day in life and the most important day for the whole family. When the son was born, the mother and daughter were safe, and the family was overjoyed to get the news of the baby boy. The hardest thing in this process is the wife. I have seen many news reports before, or heard of them, but I personally don't feel that feeling. Today, from the moment I accompanied my wife into the delivery room, I felt one kind of tension after another. Women are pregnant in October, and risks are everywhere at the moment of labor. Suffering from the discomfort caused by various physiological reactions, he couldn't restrain his complicated feelings at the moment his son was born, so he said: A man must accompany his wife in labor and see the painful and uncomfortable feeling with his own eyes, otherwise it is definitely a great regret in life.

4, girl, 6 kg 42, 5: 59 pm on the fourth day of the fifth lunar month, mother and daughter are safe.

5, emergency cesarean section, baby, premature baby. Anesthesiology is forgotten again. But mother and daughter will be happy if they are safe.

6. Thanks to my wife, my little cotton-padded jacket. Mother and daughter are safe, which is the best gift for the festival. My wife has worked hard, and I will always be with you in this life, never giving up and guarding you!

7. 15 At about 8 am, two girls were born at home smoothly. The impatient little guy made my family in a hurry, and I'm a little confused now. As long as mother and daughter are safe. I hope you grow up healthily and happily!

On June 28th, 2065438+June 28th, 2009 1 1: 34, a 7 kg Peggy gave birth smoothly, and the mother and daughter were safe. Thank you for your concern and support!

9. Mother and daughter are safe. Hospitalization 10 days, induced labor for three days. Without natural contractions, their stomachaches can't get up. There is no way to decide on caesarean section. From the operating table to returning to the ward, people were so nervous that they trembled all over, and even their lips trembled when they spoke. Rubbing my stomach at night is my most unforgettable nightmare. There is still no exhaust and I can't eat. People are hungry, and walking in the fields depends entirely on willpower. But seeing the girl's white and tender face, no amount of suffering is worth it. Since then, she has a soft rib and armor!

10, I was happy with Peggy, my mother and daughter were safe, and suddenly I became a little daddy!

1 1, born at 8 o'clock last night, is a lovely daughter, happy! ! Mother and daughter are safe, everything goes well, and the hanging heart is finally put down.

12, God didn't care too much about us, but he didn't abandon us. I hope everything will be all right. The safety of mother and daughter is my greatest responsibility in this life.

13, the mother and daughter are safe, and the girl weighs 7 kg. I hope you grow up healthily and happily! Mom and dad love you forever.

14,2019 At 4 am on May 27th, the little princess was born, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, and her mother and daughter were safe ~

15, zero 10, finally born, mother and daughter are safe. At this moment, my cousin, who is 80 kilometers away, can't help but have wet eyes. Every mother is the greatest. Giving birth to a child is a disaster. I am even luckier that I can break through it with unimaginable persistence. Every mother should be treated gently.

16, today is a good day, mother and daughter are safe, excited as they wish, crying.

17, Mom and Dad love you. Yesterday, we successfully gave birth to a girl weighing 7 kg. Mother and daughter are safe. Your double top diameter is really too big. You eat too much in my stomach. The main gene is too strong, and dad's head is too big. Now there are two big heads at home.

18, this knife doesn't sound good. It took so many days to recover a little, and the mother and daughter were safe.

19, countdown is 72 days. The second baby, I just want you to be born safely and healthily. Come on, our mother and daughter are safe.

20. Mother and daughter are safe. Congratulations to my wife. I realized my dream of having a daughter.

Text messages about giving birth.

1, good news and bad news: The good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted. 2, Jerry's dad's text message: I finally called "Laozi" justifiably! My daughter-in-law gave birth to a fat boy, weighing 7 kg and 3 Liang. Remember to save money, and if you have a girl, don't squander it. It will all belong to my family, and everyone with a boy will protect my son. Who makes me the youngest! Comrades! It feels great to be a father!

3. Uncle (another version is "Auntie" of course) Hello, I am a healthy and smart calf. On March 23rd, after seven hours of labor pains, my mother gave birth to me in the womb. I weigh 7 kg 3 Liang, and my height is 53 cm. I am a handsome guy that everyone loves. I say hello to you on behalf of my parents and thank you for your concern for us.

The text message sent by my husband is: My wife gave birth with a gun.

I solemnly declare to you that I am father, father, father, father, father, father, father.

6. Brothers! ! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. As the cradle of human flesh, Mrs. Doubtfield has several positions in the milk powder cash machine ... Ah, during the time of texting, my baby daughter held my finger very enthusiastically ... This feeling ... Let alone how cool it is! Dude, congratulations!

7. My wife and I work hard together, every night, and the last person who works hard gets a daughter at the beginning of the year! The whole family is happy to entertain relatives and friends in * *. Come in person

8. My wife screamed and a new person was added to the family. For details, please report it with a red envelope!

9. Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day and X minutes, weighing * Jin, and the mother and son (daughter) are safe. This is good news!

10, I gave birth. I finally met my husband's lover in my last life. She is prettier than me.

1 1. After a long-term investigation organized by the hospital, I was finally upgraded to the role of "dad" in tears today. At the same time, my good comrade-in-arms who fought side by side also upgraded to the role of "mother". Thanks to the brothers and sisters who have accompanied us through the revolutionary life in the past few months. Your revolution has not succeeded yet. Comrades, please work harder.

12, extra: * * and * * * were successfully promoted. On * * this month * * * kg cowboy (girl) had her throat cut in * * hospital, and her mother (daughter) was safe.

13, the content of the husband's text message is "My wife gave birth to a daughter weighing 7 kg and 6 liang, and thanked her for her care and care during pregnancy". A friend texted back and said: Congratulations, buddy, it seems that we are destined to be grandfathers, haha.

14. Today, our family contributed a tile to China/kloc-Acer with a population of 0/300 million, and in response to the national family planning call, our family only added a tile. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

15, gave birth to a son, who seems as handsome as his father. Please rest assured.

16. Extraordinary news: My baby plan of long-term cooperation with my beloved wife was officially declared successful this morning. The finished product is babyv 1.0, which will be upgraded every year. The product attribute is a baby boy, weighing 3 kg and 50 cm high, which meets the national standard. According to experts' conservative estimation, this precious product will occasionally leak water and cry with high decibel during the operation of the previous version, which needs to be solved. Please share your valuable experience with me as soon as possible. Thank you.

17, I always thought I had a daughter, so I told many sons-in-law, but in the end ... I was afraid to call, so I had to apologize by SMS: Brothers, I didn't live up to everyone's expectations this morning and gave birth to a baby like you, weighing 6 kg and 6 Liang. If you don't have a wife, please find another one quickly. I'll get it. (Within a few minutes, all the text messages swarmed in: Give back my daughter-in-law, you liar, wait, let my son bully your son, who will make him the youngest and let my daughter-in-law disappear! I'm sweating all over ...)

18, "The buddy was born! A fat girl in vain, 6 kg 9 in height and 50 cm in weight. " Happiness-height and weight are all said backwards. )

19, dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am * *, I was born today! I'm a little prince (little princess) and I weigh * Jin * two. My mother gave birth to me naturally. I'm exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us. I will grow up happily and healthily! (from mom)

If the wife gives birth to a daughter, send the good news to the circle of friends.

If my wife gave birth to a daughter, she sent a circle of friends to report the good news (part I), and she applied for a game account in X+0. X years, began to practice the number model.

2. One body, two of the same kind, three heartbeats, a family of four.

3. Give birth to a little girl! Ma Ma has worked hard! With this little cotton-padded jacket, mother will not be cold in the future!

I solemnly declare to you that I am a father, a father, a father, a father.

5. My family was finally born? Are mothers and children safe?

Thanks to CCTV, MTV and TV, my daughter-in-law successfully gave birth to a little prince (princess) on X day, weighing X Jin, and the mother (son) and daughter were safe. Good news!

7. The order ten months ago finally arrived today!

There is a great mother in the world. Thank your wife.

9. Comrades who have given birth to daughters, look after your cabbage. I added pigs to kill today.

10. Xiao Duan Duan finally came to this world at 6: 28 on June 20. Mother and child are safe ~ thank you for meeting us in this life. Let's work together to become a healthy baby. Mom and dad will work hard. A little fat, a girl of seven pounds and eight ounces ~

1 1. Stop it, there is nothing to say at all, just: mother and child are safe, 8 kg fat boy! Good boy. Mom, good boy.

12.22: 08, my wife gave birth to a little princess smoothly, 6. 18 kg, mother and child are safe.

13. 19 At 22: 20 on June, my wife gave birth to a Gemini son, weighing six and a half pounds. My mother and son are safe. I am a father!

14. Yesterday at 2: 03 pm, my nephew's family gave birth to a little fat boy weighing 9.3 kg, and the mother and son were safe. Congratulations.

15. There will be no pie in the sky. No pains, no gains. Plum blossom fragrance comes from bitter cold. Sunshine always comes after a storm.

16. It has a soft spot and a helmet.

The boy lying in the weapon. ..

18. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day.

19. The imperial edict was sent to Fengtian, and the emperor said: Ten officials * * * got a daughter today, and she was adopted and named Little Dragon Girl. Ai Qing was specially appointed to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals, treasures of gold and silver, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and painting, famous horses and BMWs, and fine wines and wines to the little dragon girl. Send it if you have the conditions, and send it if you don't have the conditions to create conditions. Offender hell to pay. I admire that.

20. I'm glad to have your son. My mother and son are safe.

If the wife gives birth to a daughter, send a message to the circle of friends (Part II) 2 1. Uninstallation succeeded! I like to mention X gold X two little lovers (little rival in love), and my wife has worked hard! From now on, we cannot father to protect you.

22. From then on, there was weakness and armor.

23. On the way to protect my wife, I have another comrade-in-arms.

24. Dragon Boat Festival! My baby is here, and the mother and son are safe./kloc-0 was born at 5: 07, weighing 6.5kg! Thank you, wife, for your hard work. Love You! Son, you can call it Uncle Yue. When you grow up, you will know how much your father cares about your name!

25. On the day of XX, a breeze blew from life, bringing a pleasant feeling of xxx and xxx. Baby is like a bright star. From now on, we will occupy a clean corner in the baby world. Love her/him more than cherish ourselves. Thank you for giving us sincere encouragement when we are most painful and hesitant!

26. It is reported that many aunts are very close to us!

27. This goddess, you are very good. Please take care of the rest.

28. Take you to see this lovely world, because you are lovely.

29. I used to be a mother's baby, and I will be the baby's mother in the future.

30.20xx June 16 Lunar May 14 noon 12: 28! 4 1+2! The baby is born! Mother and child are safe! 7 Jin! Lie on the operating table! Director Yan said he was a big fat man! I cried! I said thank you, Director Yan! I said I want to see the children! The doctor looked at me and said, boy! Then he rubbed him in my face! I am particularly touched!

3 1. Today, our family has contributed a brick to China/kloc-Acer with a population of 0/300 million, but in response to the national family planning call, our family just added a brick. This is a small step in the population history of China, but a big step for our family. You are welcome to visit the children when you are free.

32. My parents believe that if your reasoning is successful, you will definitely thank your efforts now.

33. The long-awaited little life finally came to report. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for your blessings!

34. There are new people in the family, and the mother and son are safe! 34. I grew up with you and you grew old with me.

35. There is a new man at home, weighing 7 kg and 2 Liang, with a gun.

36. The child burst into laughter, revealing two rows of white teeth.

Don't be afraid, dad will always protect you.

38. I suddenly began to look forward to the arrival of the baby. My mind is full of her, happy and unknown, and I have no will to do anything at all.

39. Monogamy for life (two children)

40. Congratulations on honesty and peace. Healthy and happy!