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The lines of the goddess scattered flowers in Beijing opera

Beijing opera's heavenly daughter scattered flowers

The first field

Donkey kong is the same as above, and so is dancing. The four truths are the same as above, and so is dancing. )

(Four Yun Tong, Eighteen Arhats, Four King Kong, Four Jiedi, Galand, Seven Bodhisattvas, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Dapeng Bird and Wei Tuoyin Tathagata are the same as above. )

Tathagata (lips crimson), the sun is hanging high, clouds are spreading, eyes are golden, and the light is 3000, and the full moon is like a Buddha's face.

(Reading) It is said that there is no road with two deviations, and there is nothing but the complete middle. Obviously, there is no phase, and there is always Zen.

(White) I am the Buddha of the Western Heaven. Today, due to the appearance of Vimo Buddhist in Bayeli City, he was ill. I would like to invite my disciples to ask questions and talk about wonderful methods.

Manjushri, get in the car!

Manjusri (White) Buddha.

Tathagata (White) orders you to lead Bodhisattva, disciples and others to Vimalakīrti to ask questions. You must not make mistakes.

Manjusri (white) method.

Manjusri Shi Li led seven Bodhisattvas to follow him. )

When the Tathagata (White) watches them walking around, they will hear the magic method. I can't help but send my daughter to scatter flowers to check my habits.

Galand, go to the station!

Galand (white) What is the purpose of my becoming a Buddha?

Tathagata (White) ordered you to send a message to the goddess and spread flowers in Vimalakīrti's room quickly, without any mistakes.

Galand (white-collar) decree.

(Galand. )

Tathagata (white) is:

(Reading) If you want to wake up the dreamer, you must look at the flowers in an instant.

(white) accepted the majesty.

Everyone is in the same position. )

The second field

(Eight maids lead the heavenly girl as above. )

Goddess (two adagios of spring) realized that a wonderful way is as good as waking up from a spring dream.

Suddenly wake up and fall asleep;

Without correcting the truth, it will eventually become a dream.

You can't see the soul until you wake up without a dream.

(The second spring opens the door. )

Goddess (Miss) causes and effects are infinite, and the earth is full of wind and fire. Eighty-four thousand thieves make an insurrection, but they can capture the king's heart.

(White) I'm a heavenly girl. Flowers can be seen everywhere in this fragrant country. Whenever bodhisattvas and other disciples give lectures, I will scatter flowers around them, and through experience, I will publicize the wonderful truths for my Buddha and plant good roots. To be exact:

(Reading) Thousands of flowers are pure, and ten are true.

Waiter (white).

All the maids (in white) have them.

Goddess (white) serves.

(Galand. )

Galand (read) moved to the Heavenly Palace on the orders of the Tathagata.

(White) Oh, goddess, I'm sorry.

Goddess (white) dare not. What happened to the Bodhisattva, arrival?

Galand (White) Tathagata has a purpose: to order Goddess to quickly spread flowers in the rooms of Eight Lords Dacheng and Vimo Buddha. Please go at once.

Goddess (white) method.

Galand (white) says goodbye.

Goddess (white) will not be far away.

Galand (white) is:

(Reading) People feel the same with nature, and the three worlds share my blessings.

(Galand. )

Goddess (Bai) Tathagata has a purpose and ordered me to spread flowers. Wait for me to go right away.

Ah, where is the flower slave?

Maid (with white) flower slave.

Here comes the flower slave (white inside).

(flower slave. )

Flower slave (Miss) has light sleeves and fragrant clouds wet her temples.

(White) What happened to the Bodhisattva?

Tiannv (Bai) only came with a purpose. Told me to spread flowers in grandpa eight's city. You can pack your flower basket and come with me.

Huanu (white) Yes.

Goddess (white) attendants, people who change clothes with me.

(Eight maids, ladies and gentlemen. )

The flower slave (white) goddess ordered me to tidy up the flower basket, and I must clean it up!

(the flower slave arranges the flower basket. )

Hua Nu (Xipi Yaopan) received the life of the heavenly daughter in front of the temple.

Clean up smallpox and walk away.

Busy carrying baskets,

All right, take my daughter for a ride.

(under the flower slave. )

Third field

(Galand. )

Galand's method of spreading flowers should be publicized.

Turn to Lingshan to pay homage to Sakyamuni.

(White) This is Galand. According to the Buddha's decree, the goddess was ordered to spread flowers. I can't help turning to Lingshan to enlighten my Buddha. To be exact:

(Read) Seven times the net, 80,000 yuan will be returned instantly.

(Galand. )

Scene 4

Tiannv (endothelial guide plate) Xiangyun Ran Ran Polo Sky

(Goddess. )

Tiannv (Xipi Adagio) has left Xiangguo and traveled thousands of miles;

The world is like a wisp of smoke,

In an instant, I came to Biboyan.

(Reading) The clear and complete wisdom moon is boundless, and the intellectual career is super bright. Magic summons a solemn stage, and sympathy is subtle and natural.

The (white) goddess is also. Follow the Buddha's instructions and go to the clean room to disperse flowers. I don't know how many dusty worlds I have traveled by taking the wind control. Look at the rising sun, the colorful Yao sky and the beautiful scenery on the top of Bibo Mountain!

(Xipi Class 26) Beyond the clouds, the mountains of Sumeru are empty.

Bi felt that the coast under the cliff was boundless.

Dapeng will show the wings of God on cloudy days.

Fairy birds in Jialing dance.

The golden light of the eight dragons flashed,

I saw slugs diving in the waves.

Jambu-di pa's border is vast,

Putuo Rock rises from the green hills.

(white) and live! Looking ahead, it is the southern island, in the middle of Luojia Mountain, so solemn!

(Xipi Shuiban) Guanyin full moon full of beads,

Standing in the hatchback are all good talents and dragon girls.

Flowers are blooming under the eaves of bodhi trees,

White parrots and fairy birds are flying around Lingyan Temple.

Green willow branches sprinkle nectar for three thousand worlds,

I seem to have smallpox.

Eyes full of beautiful scenery and light,

Urge Xiangyun to drive Ruicai to the Buddhist temple.

(The goddess is next. )

Scene 5

Flower slave (inner white) go!

(The flower slave holds a flower basket. )

Flower slave (Xipi rocking plate) treasure tree Trollius chinensis is picked all over,

Fayun protects me from the west.

(White) Me, Hua Nu also. Follow the Buddha's instructions and spend time with the goddess in the big city and Vimo lay room. Seeing the goddess moving on, I have to keep up!

(Xipi Shake Plate) The flower basket is full of smallpox slices.

Yoga is the best way to win.

(under the flower slave. )

Scene 6

② Same as above. )

Misha (read Jia) monk laughed.

Shamiya B (read) gets up in the morning to read Tommy.

The brothers are invited (white).

Sammy B (White) invited.

Shamijia (Bai): You see, the elder is ill these days, and he still has to meditate on the meditation couch every day. Let's tidy up this room for him.

Brother B (Bai), what is meditation?

Jia (Bai) sat on the futon and meditated, bent on becoming a Buddha, and all his thoughts were empty.

B (white) What do you mean, all thoughts are empty?

Misha A (white) means that all ideas are not allowed.

(White) Oh, I don't want anything, okay?

Once Jia (Bai) has a vulgar idea, he can't become a Buddha.

Shamiya b (white) Gee, I don't think a monk can really become a Buddha. How pathetic it would be to do nothing. I don't meditate. I can't do it.

Jia (white) crime, Misha crime. A Buddhist disciple like you, the predecessors know, must be expelled from the Buddha.

What a coincidence! I was just about to walk out the door. I often think that some people suffer: some are old and some are middle-aged, otherwise, they will suffer in their teens. Anyone who becomes a monk like us will suffer in that mother's stomach. Take me for example. I have been ill since I was a child. My mother loves her son, so she hired a fortune teller to push my birthdates from left to right and do the math. That gentleman is really alive!

Why did A (Bai) see a ghost?

Listen to me, Mr. B (Bai): He said that your son's eight characters are very mixed, and he had to change his name and surname to raise him. It's really sad to say that you are a lonely demon. Hearing these words, my parents had a brainwave and quickly sent me to an empty door to have my hair cut, burn incense and worship Buddha, and then became a monk. After all these years, it's too late for me to complain. I'm really sorry.

Brother Jia (white). What's so sad about this? It was like this when I first came here. Now I'm a monk, it's hard to say!

Misha B (white) alas! By the way, when I first entered the temple, my master said so.

What did Master Shamia say to you?

He said, "Disciple, there are many difficulties in becoming a monk." I said, "Teacher, Dad, the apprentice is willing to become a monk. I think this monk is just chanting scriptures and Buddha. What are the difficulties! " Master said, "How do you know there is no point in becoming a monk? Pink Lady is not allowed to watch?" Sleeping alone on a snowy night is calm and frosty. How much pain does it take to endure all kinds of hardships? "I repeatedly begged the master to accept me as a disciple. Alas! At that time, I didn't know it would be so difficult to become a monk!

Brother Jia (Bai), you don't know that you must practice hard when you become a monk. How can you understand the mystery of Buddhism by fooling around in temples all day? Cut the gossip and clean up quickly!

Jia,

Misha B (Tongbai) watched the door open and the elders came!

(Vimalakīrti. )

Vimalakīrti (introduction) is boundless, and his troubles are tangled.

Jia,

B (with white) is good at it.

Vimalakīrti (white).

Jia,

B (with white) is.

Vimalakīrti (reading) Buddha can't seek the heart, that is, the heart is the heart of Buddha. There are four continents, where there is no heart, no Buddha, no Buddha, and a Buddha's heart.

(White) Me, the screen name is Vimalakīrti. Living in this city. Although dressed in white, he abides by the purity law of Samana, supports countless Buddhas, cultivates rare books and practices in eight aspects. I intend to be infinitely convenient and benefit all beings in order to get sick. I think the Buddha is merciful and must have pity on me. Therefore, everything in this room should be removed, and only when the Bodhisattvas come to seek medical treatment and medicine can we talk with them about the wonderful method and prove Bodhi.

You will quit temporarily.

(The two monks are the same. Manjusri Shili and other bodhisattvas are the same as above. )

Manjusri Shi Li (read) I am a Buddha with great compassion.

Bodhisattvas (with the same thoughts) asked the name of the disease.

All (white) lay people were on the scene, I'm sorry.

Vimalakīrti (white) apologized. Please sit down.

Everyone (white ones) has a seat.

(White) Kindness! Manjusri bodhisattva, if you don't come to see it, you will see it without seeing it.

Manjusri Shili (white) If a layman comes; I'm not coming. I won't go if I go. There is nothing to do when you come and nothing to do when you go. What is visible is even more invisible. Let's ask the layman what happened to his sick body. The Buddha asked politely. What is the reason why laymen get this disease?

Vimalakīrti (white) from the infatuation, I am sick, because all beings are sick, so I am sick; If all beings are not sick, my illness will be fine.

How do you say Manjusri Shili (Bai)?

Vimalakīrti (white) alas! Manjushri is a bodhisattva, but he doesn't know that life and death are caused by all beings. Life, death and death are diseases. If all living beings have no disease, then Bodhisattva has no disease. For example, the old man has only one son, his son is sick and his parents are sick; If the child recovers, so will the parents. Bodhisattva loves all sentient beings like children, and all sentient beings are ill with bodhisattva; When all beings recover from illness, bodhisattva also. Bodhisattva's illness is caused by great compassion.

Manjusri (Bai) is ill. Why wait?

Vimalakīrti (white) I am invisible and can't be seen.

Why is there no waiter in Manjushri's room?

The land of Vimalakīrti (White) Buddha is also empty.

Manjusri Shili (white) is a layman. What is the only way for Bodhisattva to enter?

(Vimalakīrti remains silent. )

Manjusri miles (white) alas! Good, good. Even if there is no written language, it is the only real way!

Everyone is sitting quietly with their hands crossed. )

Tiannv (brand in Shang Huashi) opens the world,

(opening. )

Tiannv (Shang Huashi) Pavilion, Huayan Road, several fork roads.

Thank you for your great compassion,

It must not be a marriage gossip,

Just because the poor boy hasn't come home yet.

(Reading) All sentient beings see crazy flowers with eye diseases, and the flowers turn around rapidly. If you realize that Hua Hao is not my self, you might as well be the webmaster of a game.

(The wind blows the lotus leaf) Dragon Flower Show in the sky,

I worshipped Buddha, traveled around the world and was very busy.

Borrow a bedroom to put a bud,

It's worth the gold price of a garden of rehmannia.

Ostentation and extravagance is fake,

I play with arrows,

Mangshan Mountain is hung by vines,

I have practiced several robes.

Sigh, just sigh, Buddhist doctors can't,

What did you say?/Sorry? Finger Ganges sand for robbery.

Half of them were extinguished by fire and lights in the middle of the night;

Said the sea was rich and bright,

Half-crossing, no boat.

My excellent species,

Throughout the west, the Buddhist soil provided support for this change.

I'm confused. The game is fun.

Thousands of things are born and destroyed, and they are also fascinated and enlightened.

Who cares who struggles,

The language must be very poor.

(White) Flower slave!

(The flower slave holds a flower basket. )

Flower slave (white) has it.

Goddess (white) looks at flowers.

Flower slave (white) is.

(Jin Jiling receives the winter card. The goddess scatters flowers. )

Goddess (White), the purpose of my Buddha's great compassion, has come to an end. I can't help but go to the West!

(End) I hope that words will break the bitter void.

Never mind that we have flowers everywhere.

(Goddess, the flower slave follows. )

Manjusri bodhisattva,

Bodhisattvas (Tongbai), may I ask the layman, where did this smallpox come from?

Vimalakīrti (white) This flower was sown by a girl in the sky. Just ask the goddess.

Everyone (in white), so I'm leaving.

Vimalakīrti (white) Thank you. To be exact:

(Reading) Smallpox is falling everywhere, and the five aggregates are empty.

(All points. )

(End)