Humorous sentences to kill time by looking for a job.

1, I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money, so I beg for a job on my knees.

2. No money. I have to give up eating spicy strips for several years. Can you find a job and afford spicy strips?

3. All the mice at home have moved away, trying to make money.

Get out of the way, don't stop me from drinking northwest wind.

One word can't describe my poverty at all. I knelt down and begged for a job.

6. Forget it, the mobile phone should be returned to the counter.

7. Ask yourself how poor you can be, just like a dollar of steel is hard to find.

8. I dare not keep a dog for fear that it will rob me of my food.

9. Although I am poor, I am fat. Fortunately, I have fat to digest.

10, I heard that shampoo will be free in rainy days ~

1 1. The weather forecast says there will be no wind today. It seems that I will be hungry again. Please give me a job!

12, afraid of wasting traffic and afraid to type with symbols, when are you going to come to work for me?

13, please don't call me for any activities over one yuan.

14, I'm eating AAB, they are AA, I went with a B noodle, eat and drink!

15, I haven't taken a bath for ten years, just to eat some oil.

16, slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money.

17, others are poor and I am poor. Can you give me something that will ring?

18, I don't even want to set the password in my bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

19, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

20. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

2 1, I am cruel and rational when I have no money, but I lose my mind when I spend money.

22. When people have money, money is worthless; People are worthless without money!