Funny and humorous sentence material suitable for group chat

Humorous chat words can attract others' attention and make people like to chat with you. Here are some funny sentences of group chat that I prepared for you. Welcome to reading. I hope you like them.

Funny sentences in group chat (selected articles)

1, don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

My mother always comments on all the clothes, shoes, socks and hats I buy, and then gives them to me according to her aesthetics. My mother just wants me to wear a T-shirt and pants in summer! Wear a big black down jacket and snow boots in winter! Never have bangs and ponytails! Always just rub dabao! But mom! I'm twenty years old!

4. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

My mother scolded my father for ten minutes, and then my father came to my room and began to criticize me for not cleaning the room. Two minutes later, my mother joined the rhythm of criticizing me. Five minutes later, my parents made up.

6. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

8. Is there such an old man snoring on the sofa with the TV on in every family? ? Dad, didn't you see me turn it off? Look at you with your eyes closed. I'm listening?

9, 3, my mother and I were almost touched on the bus. My mother said to me: Your leg hair is so long, you didn't stab anyone, did you?

10, your appearance is not accurate, and your proportion is not good.

1 1、? Especially diligent? These five words, I thought about it, and only made the first four.

12, I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

13, while watching if you are the one, discuss with parents what to eat tomorrow. My mother suddenly had an epiphany. She solemnly said: You may be rejected if you insist on choosing steamed buns, but you can take the rice and steamed buns with you.

14, the so-called couple portrait is to take a couple apart.

15, a friend's house was robbed, and her mother complained that she came in without slippers and mopped the floor.

Funny sentences in group chat (hot articles)

1, don't get drunk on your wedding night, don't be too tired for couples, learn family planning, and it's best to grow old together.

If you have too many past events, don't drink too little wine. If you cherish life too much, don't just worry. If you can't bear to see through, don't open your eyes.

3. I'm crazy, you're stupid, and you get home in a fog. Come back from work and say you love me.

4. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, it is easy to work, difficult to make money, easy to fall in love and difficult to get along with.

5, put a mobile phone in front of the bed, suspected to be afraid of no electricity, look up at the information, bow down to write love poems!

6. Math makes me tired, and physics is even more wrong. Learning really makes me haggard and my spirit is about to collapse. I won't fall behind just by surfing the internet!

7. If you don't get high marks, you can pass the exam. You can copy if you don't learn deeply. You are the classroom, I am quiet, and I can't study. I listen to it in music class. If I am thirsty, I will drink Sprite. If I am sleepy, I will go to a disco.

8, you are a little aura, I am a little silly, you are a little delicate, I am a little rustic, you are a little fragrant, I am a little alcoholic, I will not be angry if you are angry.

9, rice screen screen Mimi center, tell your sister really loves Lang, don't learn to screen thousands of eyes, learn to spend candles.

10, you are very virtuous and idle at home. You are very cute and pitiful. Nobody loves you. You are a beautiful moldy girl. You and I have a disloyal friendship.

1 1, dear and lovely, not as good as a ten-dollar bill! Dear and lovely, it is better to wait in line for the old man!

12, Sansheng is fortunate to know you, and visitors from all directions will no longer care; Women admire your beauty, and women love you both; Spring holidays are refreshing, fast horses are slow to be bosom friends, and joy brings sorrow for a hundred years.

13, people born bald are extremely smart; People who shave their heads after hearing the news are smart.

14, hens lay eggs without giving birth to welcome chickens. It takes time to turn eggs into chickens. Why didn't you have chickens in the first place?

15 I crossed the wide ditch with my melon basket, but the basket leaked. The melon basket was buckled across the wide ditch, and the melon fell into the basket and leaked.

16, modern people: drink, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. You can jump three or four steps. Play mahjong for five days and six days without sleeping. Go to work and doze off!

17, friends are like dogs, loyal and reliable, and never stand behind you; Friends, like pigs, are lazy but simple and honest, always following their butts.

18, women please themselves, men pity themselves.

19, flowers don't bloom very often, and youth doesn't often. Get in love while you are still young.

20. Adversity belongs to the wife and romance belongs to the lover. Family happiness belongs to the wife, and loneliness belongs to the lover.

Funny sentences in group chat (latest)

1, nuwa shoots every day.

2, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for your family, thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations!

3, I am too pure, I am pure and shameless!

4. In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life; For the next 40 years, I was struggling to support my family; And recently 10 years, squatting at the door every day, greeting passers-by?

5. My new gf and I decided to break up after only one week, just because I haven't seen octavio? Pass's book and Borges's poem?

6. When I laugh, my smile is full of bohemian temperament like a poet, but behind this bohemian, there are delicate and warm feelings. When I am silent, I look up like a pure and graceful girl in the choir and a noble with a deep and elegant head. Yes, I am such a man who perfectly combines various seemingly irreconcilable qualities.

7. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

8, teacher, you wait, the old woman is going to let the Buddha give her marriage!

9. Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

10, I don't like sleeping with only one woman many times, but I like sleeping with many women only once.

1 1. When I left the subway station this morning, the escalator broke down. I was stuck up there for over an hour, so I was late.

12, in order to build a harmonious society, wife, let's do it again.

13, don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die on several trees a few times and you will die completely!

14, I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.