What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever experienced?

My wife and I went on a business trip shortly after we got married. The original business trip schedule was to finish the work in four days, but I kept thinking about my new wife at home. I can't wait to finish this poor thing in the shortest time, and then go home and live that sweet little life with my wife at once.

I will finish my four-day business trip in three days. I rushed to the railway station with great joy and changed my ticket in advance. On the way, I forgot my tiredness and didn't want to enjoy the scenery outside the car. I'm just thinking about how to surprise my wife. In this way, I didn't tell her that I came back early, just thinking about how surprised and excited I was when I saw her kiss and hug.

When I returned to this newly-married home of my wife and I, it was already past two in the morning. At that time, the door was opened several times with a key, and it was locked inside. Finally, I can only tell my wife I'm back on my mobile phone. A few minutes later, the door opened from the inside. When I saw my "wife" with beautiful hair in the dim light, I couldn't help but control my excitement. I held my wife tightly in my hand and kissed her crazily. It's like a lion trying to eat its prey. In madness, he tries to reach into his wife's underwear with a trembling hand ... At this moment, his wife is also crazy and hard. "Didn't you say you were on a business trip for four days? Why did you come back today? God, at this moment, my head is like a bomb, and then my wife's explanation; It turns out that my wife is bored at night because I am on a business trip. She found that her best friend was her companion in the evening. Just now, she got a call from me to open the door. She and her best friend got dressed and went to the bathroom. It was her best friend Huang who came out to open the door …

One of my most shy things, which has been 35 years now, happened to a young female nurse. That was when I was a sophomore, because I always had a stomachache and diarrhea, and I went to the Third Provincial Hospital to see a doctor. After seeing the clinic, the doctor said to take a film, hehe! This is the first time I have heard of this word. At that time, college students were free to see a doctor. I took the list to a room. I guess this is a treatment room. There is a young female nurse in it. She ordered me to hold the chair and pout my ass, then untie my belt and take off my pants. Until now, I'm not surprised. How can an injection not show your ass? So I pulled my pants down to show my ass. As a result, she said "take it off" again, and I took it off a little. She also said "take it off hard" and I panicked. She is still a girl! Shouldn't I take it off outside and show something she shouldn't see? What is she doing? do you want to see it ? I'm sorry too. Is poor operation disrespectful to other girls? I was afraid of being scolded by others, so I hesitated a little. As a result, she added, "Take it off quickly!" I suddenly dropped my pants to the soles of my feet. "Oh, dear! What are you doing? " She exclaimed, but before I could speak, a tube was inserted into my anus. Soon she pulled out the pipe and said, "Run, run, run, the toilet is outside the building." I quickly put on my pants and ran to the toilet, feeling anxious. Before I squatted down, I fell out with a splash. Later, I learned that barium enema is needed first for angiography!

When I was in love with my husband, I was still called a boyfriend at that time. I meet here once a week and usually have pilaf in the evening. My boyfriend usually buys raincoats, but he got off work late that day, so let me buy them by the way.

There is no supermarket on our land, and there is no small tin box for family planning, so we can only get 0; Just hang a cloth in front of the sex shop. I hesitated, but I went anyway.

I walked to the front and found a male boss, playing with his mobile phone alone.

Facing the men and women painted on the wall of the whole room, I was at a loss. I couldn't find my raincoat. As a last resort, my ears are red, so I got up the courage to ask my boss, don't you have any condoms today?

The boss didn't look up when he was used to it, and said, OK, do you want to bring some?

This question is too professional. I don't usually pay much attention to this. I'm lying down, my boyfriend cleans it himself, and I hate books! My ears are redder, and I say in a voice that mosquitoes can hardly hear, have one.

The boss looked up at me and realized that I was not that kind of career. Then he regained his composure and gave me one each.

I paid the money, ran away with red ears and drew a rainbow.

When I was in college, I had a good friend Xiao Qiang who was not in our department in the dormitory. I have a fellow villager who is a professional. They have classes together every day. I come from the same city as this fellow villager, but I graduated from high school differently.

One afternoon after school, Xiao Qiang came back to the dormitory and said to me, "Your hometown is looking for you. She said she was interested in you and wanted to meet you by the river! " My first reaction was, "Are you kidding? I often meet her and have never heard her say such a thing! You must be lying to me! " Who knows, the child swore that he had never lied to me. You can go to the river if you don't believe me. I think maybe we really have this charm, but I don't feel it myself. Maybe this little fellow villager is really interested in us, but he has been ashamed to express it and didn't say it. Thinking about it, I still feel a little high.

When I walked out of the door, I saw a girl really standing by the river from a distance. Physically, it should be my hometown of Xiao Chen. I strode over and it was her. She saw me and smiled as if to say something. It seems that the boy didn't lie to me. She really has something to tell me! I was a little confused at that time, so I asked her directly, "I heard from Xiao Qiang that you are interested in me. Do you have anything to say to me? " After listening to my words, she looked angry and kept nagging me. "Don't flatter yourself! When did I tell Xiao Qiang that I was interested in you? He also said that you are interested in me! " Well, that's interesting. It seems that we are all fooled by this boy! I was flushed with shame and wanted to say something, but I didn't know what to say when it came to my mouth. This is embarrassing, how can we meet again!

I don't remember what I said to her. Anyway, I said goodbye to her soon, which can be said to be a bad ending. I hurried back to the dormitory. When several people in the dormitory saw me coming back, they all gathered around and asked noisily, "How was the date? Have you all confessed to each other? Did you succeed in holding hands? " It seems that this Xiao Qiang has told everyone about his "conspiracy" and is waiting to come back to see my drama! I was very upset and said, "Farting with my hand, I was played by silly strong!" " Everyone laughed when they saw my embarrassment. Xiao Qiang hid in the corner and smiled from ear to ear!

"People don't waste their youth." There is always something shameful in the breath of youth, and even after many years, you will still blush.

I still vaguely remember the age like the wind, the most ignorant experience when I was young, and the most shy memories interspersed among them. Now, like the wind, it falls in the time and space that has already dissipated.

To say that, the timeline will turn to the most honest and simple me more than ten years ago.

It was summer at that time, unlike the summer when everyone is hiding in air-conditioned rooms now. At that time, my cousins and several playmates in the same village liked nothing more than a stream not far from the village.

Every afternoon at three or four o'clock, we boys go there to take a bath [there is a small lawn above that place]. At first, that place was our exclusive territory, only our group, not even other boys, let alone girls.

But that day, at five or six o'clock, it was getting dark, and basically everyone was ready to go ashore and go home. But because I came a little late, they all changed their clothes, and then there were some girls not far behind me on the lawn, and my clothes were on the lawn. Seeing this scene, the whole person panicked and hid in the water and dared not go out.

However, my cousin and several partners on the shore have been urging me. Finally, as a last resort, I felt very sad and went to change clothes naked, but I didn't expect to be found by those girls. In an instant, the whole person was there, so it was not good to continue to get clothes and go back to the water. ...

Since that experience, my glorious deeds have been mentioned by my cousin and several companions until the end of the whole summer.

Even after more than ten years, sometimes when I go to drink and chat with my cousin, I will talk about it, saying that after this happened at that time, I dared not go there to take a bath for more than ten days, and even they often mentioned it, and now I don't feel embarrassed.

Now this memory has been rarely mentioned, but it has been buried in the deepest part of the memory until it is awakened again one day and once again becomes the beginning of a table of people recalling their youth. This may be the best part of this memory!

Youth is always accompanied by some absurd existence, but it is precisely because of these that our youth can talk about no regrets. At that ignorant age, we left some jokes, which are enough to trigger a shy but immature memory every time we talk about it in the process of growing up in the next few decades.

Let me share one. This is not a shy thing, but an embarrassing thing. In a foreign engineering project department in 2000, there were men and women among colleagues, mostly young people, and the toilets were all public, which was the basic situation. /kloc-one night after 0/0, I have been surfing the internet in the office, and suddenly I have to pee, so I went to the bathroom to go to the toilet. As a result, when my door opened, I found someone taking a bath inside. I was greeted by a touch of exciting black, accompanied by a scream. It turned out that my female colleague was taking a bath in it and left the door unlocked. It would be awkward to meet again later.

That was many years ago.

The company worked overtime very late, and it was past two in the morning. I couldn't get a taxi for a long time. There was no Didi taxi at that time.

Tired and sleepy, I found a bath center near the company and prepared to sleep for one night. I took a bath and had a pedicure. There were martial arts films in the hall, and there were many people and the taste was not good. I called the waiter and asked him to find me a private room to sleep well.

The waiter obediently opened a single room for me and fell asleep after entering. In a daze, I felt someone touching me. I sat up and found that a girl in a short skirt had stripped me naked. Scared me to make a hullabaloo about and almost called the police.

Finally, the waiter came, and after some communication, it was discovered that it was a misunderstanding. Because everyone who enters the private room of the bath center is a big health care person, he thinks that I want a single room for big health care, so he also chooses a girl with good figure and temperament to serve me.

And I only want a private room when I really want to sleep well, saying that I was still a virgin at that time. How can you let that girl do any big health care? But in the end, she took advantage!

I managed to crush my rival in love, but it was really embarrassing to think of the means I used. Now I think my face still has a fever.

My girlfriend is cheerful and beautiful, which is my favorite kind of girl. During our relationship, there was always a handsome guy by her side, and she never left. I mind very much, but my girlfriend told me not to worry too much. I'm just one of her godbrothers. I didn't say anything, but I was already bored. I'm afraid I am a sentimental brother. At this time, there is no real friendship between men and women in my eyes.

That boy is a city resident. He is proficient in singing, dancing, calligraphy and painting, and has a sweet mouth. He is always yelling at my girlfriend and sister, which is very likable. My girlfriend is also very happy to have such a younger brother that everyone likes. Her younger brother is actually stubborn, but he just listens to his girlfriend. I know this is not a normal development direction, and it will pose a threat to me sooner or later.

A girlfriend's personality is like a woman's carelessness. It can be seen that her brother hasn't confessed anything to her, but he has obviously moved. My girlfriend's eyes are too gentle, just like when I chase my girlfriend. Can I not be afraid? I have to stop it.

By chance, her brother and I went to other places for an internship for a month. I thought hard for a week and came up with a good plan to break her brother's heart and make her give up as soon as possible.

That night, I estimated that everyone had fallen asleep, but I wouldn't all fall asleep, so I deliberately started talking in my sleep, shouting my girlfriend's name and babbling for a while. I clearly heard seven of the eight beds turning over, and I knew the plan was successful.

Sure enough, the next day everyone gave me strange eyes and smirked at me, just like watching an alien.

Her brother is obviously in a bad mood and has no spirit at all. Of course I know what is going on. I pretended that nothing had happened and practiced step by step.

They still looked at me and whispered to each other for several nights. I knew they were talking about me again, hehe. I said to myself: the whole world laughed at me for being crazy, but no one saw through it. I think, it is estimated that this spoony remark has reached the ears of my lovely girlfriend.

To tell the truth, I really didn't feel ashamed at that time. It's a pity to think about it now Even such a shy method is used on his girlfriend.

Needless to say, as you guessed, my girlfriend was moved by my infatuation again. What can he do if his silly brother has a secret crush again? Isn't it sad?

It's a pity that my girlfriend left me, but not with her stupid brother. I married one of her colleagues, and she didn't give me an invitation. This, I have thought of it for a long time. Well, why bother? Can't we be lovers and friends?

Don't you feel moved to think about everything I have done for you? I'm sorry for the only thing, but it's not for loving you. Love is selfish, is it wrong?

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Alas, they are all sighs.

The story begins one afternoon in my third grade. At that time, at the age of 15, it was the romantic time for teenagers, and the restless heart of youth was playing drums and never stopped. It happened that my parents' inculcation and teachers' threats and inducements made my restless heart have nowhere to rest.

Ahem, this is beside the point. At that time, I was also a famous literary teenager. I was proficient in everything except books, and I was also a boy paper that many girls secretly loved. Gnome male-",ahem, digression again. Then, in the band I joined, there was such a beautiful little girl. When I was young, I secretly watched others every day. Every time two people inadvertently look at each other, they will smile tacitly, and then their faces will turn red.

Furthermore, once, I sat in front of her, practicing musical instruments, and my back ached, so I stretched myself. Unexpectedly, I just touched someone's face with my hand. At that time, the girls were still pure, although their faces were freckled or dull, and they were not so delicate after makeup, but that was the real girl's face, soft and soft, with the gentle aroma of lemon (estimated to be the secret of Dabao SOD). At that time, we both blushed like soldering irons baked on the fire. I gave a wry smile and forgot to apologize. Fortunately, that girl is also very kind to me. She blushed and smiled, then gave me a meaningful look.

Later, walking around, the two people got closer and closer, but they went further and further by mistake. Now many years have passed, and I have experienced so many embarrassing, joyful or shy things. What I remember most is the girl's soft face, meaningful eyes and looming fragrance, which made me shy when I was a teenager.

Alas, we didn't get together in the end, and now we are still sighing.

When you say this, you can't help thinking. Update it sometime.

In fact, this matter is only occasionally shy. Still thick-skinned

incision

I have to say that my story is earth-shattering and makes me cry.

As far as I know, most of my friends drink milk, and a few people have drunk goat milk.

The question is, have you ever drunk pig milk? ! ! ! ! !

That was when I was in grade five or six in primary school. At that time, I raised pigs at home and occasionally helped feed them.

However, on a weekend, I! Go home! Yes! Old! Mom! Pig! It! Get down. Baby! Son! Yes!

I didn't know what to think at the time. I saw the pig drinking well, and I thought, is the pig milk delicious? If it's not delicious, why do pigs drink so well? If it's delicious, why not go on the market? Is it that no one has drunk it? I seem to have found a way to get rich!

I sneaked into the pigsty (the pigsty was clean because I had a baby) and quietly transferred the pig with the largest nipple to another nipple on the side. I washed it with water and wiped it with toilet paper.

Me! Just! Get down! Get down. Let's go Light! Ming! Heads! Big! Drink it! Pig! Milk! Yes!

It's just an artist (crazy)!

Junior high school kept this great event a secret for three years.

When I was in high school, I took a big adventure with my brothers. I had something to brag about, so I said it through the strength of wine. Then the news spread and I became the most beautiful child in our high school. People give them the nickname, pig milk crocodile.

Hey, forget it, it's quite domineering! ! ! !

Since then, this has been the case everywhere. There are more and more legends about me.

Why did the old sow in the village east suffer?

Why is the squeezed pig milk frequently stolen?

Why do newborn piglets scream?

Who is this invisible hand?

Is all this a loss of morality or a loss of humanity?

Welcome to this issue of morality and rule of law-the mysterious pig milk predator.

PS: Oh, yes, the taste of pig milk is light, like diluted milk, but not bad.

I strongly recommend friends from all walks of life to challenge their limits. Now I feel that life has reached its peak in the fifth grade of primary school.

Drink pig milk 300 times a day, and often be a teenager!