Funny joke: You can wait for another ten years, and when we have a daughter, you can be mine

My best friend A Tian also fell in love with a girl from the same factory, A Mei. One day A Tian took me out to drink. When I was half drunk, he suddenly took my hand and said: Brother , you know, I like A Mei very, very much. I hope you can quit and help us. I will not let you quit in vain. You can wait for more than ten years until we have a daughter and become our son-in-law. How...

Tang Monk returned to Chang'an to obtain Buddhist scriptures before going to the clouds. The reporter asked: What do you think of escort girls? Tang Seng was surprised: There is an escort girl in Chang'an? The reporter published a newspaper article the next day: "Tang Monk flew to Chang'an and asked if he had any escorts." The reporter asked Tang Seng: What do you think about the escort issue? Tang Seng: Not interested! The reporter published a newspaper article the next day, "Tang Seng's nighttime entertainment requirements are high, and local escort girls receive a cold reception." The reporter asked Tang Seng, do you have any opinions on escort girls? Tang Seng was very angry: What kind of three escorts, four escorts, and five escorts? have no idea! The reporter published a newspaper article the next day, "Tang Seng can no longer be satisfied with three escorts, only four or five escorts can satisfy him." The reporter later asked Tang Seng again, but Tang Seng did not speak. The next day, the reporter published a newspaper article titled "Tang Seng was speechless when faced with the escort issue." Tang Seng was furious and told the reporter, "If you write such nonsense, I will go to court to sue you!" The reporter published the article "Tang Monk became an escort in anger" the next day. Tang Seng was so angry that he took the reporter to court. The media rushed to report that "the court will hear the case of Tang Seng's escort girl". Tang Seng hit the wall and died after watching it. After Tang Seng crashed into a wall and died, the media added a report "Saving his Love for the Escort: Tang Seng's Life"

If someone asks you to recommend a computer and says, "I don't play large games, an ordinary graphics card will be fine." ", then you must remember to buy her the best graphics card to ensure that the masterpieces in the next two years can run smoothly. Otherwise he will complain that you gave him poor advice.

One person smokes for more than 20 years, one to two packs a day, and has been unable to quit. One day, after dinner and drinks at a party, I just left the hotel door when a cold wind blew. I suddenly felt pain in the precordial area and a sense of death. I was sent to the hospital. An electrocardiogram was done and the Q wave and ST segment were elevated, and I was diagnosed with acute myocardial infarction. , put two brackets. The doctor advised him to quit smoking, lose weight, relax and avoid overexertion. He also said that if he didn't quit smoking, he might die next time! If you really can't quit, you can take it slow and switch to smoking one after meals every day. Two months later, he went to see a doctor again. After examination, the doctor found that he had gained more than ten pounds and asked, "What's going on?" "Maybe it's because I reduced the number of meals a day in order to comply with your recommendation of having a cigarette after a meal." Too much and irregular..."

Xiao Zhang told me that his girlfriend was too sensitive and unreasonable. Me: How to say it. Xiao Zhang: Yesterday I went to Chongqing for a business trip. I had dinner with my colleagues who were on the business trip in the evening. When the food was served, I posted a photo on WeChat Moments. After my girlfriend saw it, she made a fuss with me all night long and insisted on video chatting with me to see who was eating next to me. I think it’s too shameful to click on the video and ask my girlfriend to check on my colleagues who come to dinner together. Besides, as a girlfriend, there’s no need to be so distrustful of me. Me: Well, it’s not a good idea to ask for video verification while colleagues are having dinner together. So what did your girlfriend say? She wouldn’t start distrusting you for no reason after seeing you filming a scene and insisting on video checking with you, right? Xiao Zhang: Didn’t I post on Moments that I was having a meal? It was Korean food. When my girlfriend saw it, she immediately texted me. Tell me, did you make a date with your sweetheart? I said no, I was having dinner with colleagues who were on a business trip. Me: Well, what did your girlfriend say? Xiao Zhang: She said to me, "I went on a business trip to Chongqing. I didn't eat hot pot, but this stinky Korean food, and she said there are no ghosts?" I'm speechless. Tell me, is this unreasonable? . Me: I think what your girlfriend said makes sense. Xiao Zhang:. . .

When Dabao was six years old, Xiaobao was four years old. The two little guys always didn't want to go to bed at night. I always felt that they sang very well and had a thick and deep voice, so I sang to them every night. The effect was good, they fell asleep quickly, and I became more confident in my singing voice. Until one time I heard Dabao whisper to Xiaobao: "Hurry up and pretend to sleep, and he will stop singing."…