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How to humorously herd sheep and send a classic herding sentence in a circle of friends.

1. If you are tired of living outside, come and herd sheep with me. There is nothing but caring about whether the sheep are here or not.

2. Go herding sheep, let go of the undefined sheep, let go of the sheep that grow wantonly, let everything in the world belong to love, and let the years flow endlessly.

3. Why don't we go to the Yanmenguan gate and herd sheep?

4. Have simple happiness! It's called herding sheep, having a yearning life, watching sheep eat grass and having a pleasant time, and it's called sunset, smoke curling up and driving sheep home!

5. Without poetry and distance, just herd sheep on the mountain and capture trivial beauty. Life is simple, and now everything is beautiful.

6. If I don't reply, I am herding sheep. If I return your message, I'm not herding sheep. As soon as I spoke, the sheep ran away If I speak softly, the sheep will be found. If I have a bad temper, I can't count the sheep.

7. If you are tired of intrigue outside, then come back to the countryside with me to herd sheep! They eat grass and sleep! We talk about everything! When it was dark, the sheep went down the mountain. Let's go home and count sheep, shall we?

8. I suddenly want to herd sheep. No pressure, no Jianghu routine. It eats grass, I sleep, and I lose it.

9. I suddenly want to herd sheep. With my IQ, I will put one. I can't count anymore!

10, if one day you are tired of city life, come to the countryside to experience the carefree life of herding sheep. It's really good. There is no routine, just count sheep!

1 1, it is better to herd sheep. There is no pressure of life, no right or wrong, no one is sorry for anyone, no need to care who is there, only care about whether the sheep are there.

12, everyone has difficulties and helplessness. Don't envy others' brilliance, don't laugh at others' misfortunes, be yourself, and I will wait for you in the storm.

13, if you don't reply, you are herding sheep. If you don't return it, you will lose it.

14, herding sheep is a healing job. Thousands of sheep, you will forget any troubles.

15, if you are tired of the hustle and bustle of the city, come back to the countryside and herd sheep with me! The sky is blue, the water is clear, the grass is green and the air is fragrant. The most important thing is to be peaceful and clean.

16, suddenly want to go herding sheep. I just need to do it at sunrise and rest at sunset. No life pressure, no Jianghu routine. I only care if the sheep are still there, simple and happy.

17, there is no pressure of life and no Jianghu routine on the day of herding sheep. I only care if my sheep is still there. When the smoke rises, I know it's time to go home for dinner.

18, herding sheep is good, there is no routine! One person is in charge, freedom. You can count sheep if you can't sleep. If you are unhappy, you can yell at the sheep.

19, shepherd the sheep with me. There is no pressure of life, no Jianghu routine, no love and hate. All I care about is whether my sheep are still there. Well, I usually only put one, but I can't put a majority today.

20. The day of herding sheep only needs to be done at sunrise and rest at sunset. There is no right or wrong, and there is no pressure of life. I only care about whether my sheep is here or not.

2 1. If you are tired of living outside, come back to the country and herd sheep with me. You see how blue the sky is, how green the grass is, how fat the sheep are, and there is no intrigue, intrigue! Life is not simple, try to be simple.

It is not easy to herd sheep every day, and the wind and rain never stop. Be yourself when you are in pain, and a better life will be sweeter every day. What do you think of the current aquaculture industry?

23, the world ups and downs, the sheep should be opened. Taste all kinds of tastes, playing with sheep can be noble, men are fearless, and life is chic.

24. I suddenly want to herd sheep. No pressure of life, no love and hate, no trap of Jianghu. All I care about is whether my sheep are still there. With my IQ, I only put one, and I can't put more. It eats grass and I sleep. I lost it, so did I.

25. When I was a child, I yearned for the prosperity of the city and felt that life in the countryside was boring. When I grow up, I know that big cities are good, but I still can't let go of my hometown and keep company with sheep every day! Simple and happy.

26. There is a kind of beauty called embracing nature, and there is a kind of travel called taking you to see sheep. No matter what life is like, there must be poetry and distance in your heart and love in your heart. Why are you not afraid of life being cold?

27, get up early and be greedy for a flock of sheep, not afraid of being busy for a lifetime. Dashan is the companion of the neighboring sheep, and I am the most dazzling among the shepherds.

28. White clouds are floating in Wan Li, and the breeze is blowing freely. Cattle and sheep love grass and forget to return, and spring grass and autumn green are everywhere.

29. I live in seclusion in the mountains, away from the prosperity, lonely in the countryside, with sheep as my companion. I wonder if I can meet her by magic.

30. I really want to herd sheep. There is no pressure in life, and there is no routine in rivers and lakes. I just want to know if the sheep are still there. When the smoke rises, I know it's time to go home for dinner! Simple and happy.

3 1, in fact, herding sheep is also quite good. No life pressure, no Jianghu routine. Just care if the sheep are still there. When the smoke rises, you will know it's time to go home for dinner! Simple and happy.

32. The life of herding sheep rises day by day and ends at sunset. As long as you are here, count the sheep and you can't sleep.

33. He tends sheep and you chop wood. You said all day that his sheep were full. Where is your firewood? He is busy living and spending time loving you, and you are busy loving him and spending time living.

34, herding sheep is good, there is no routine, freedom, one person has the final say, and you can count sheep when you can't sleep.

35. It doesn't matter how old you are, but how safe you are. The road ahead is vast and everything can be expected. How about herding sheep together?